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Biden showed top-secret plans for potential war with China to foreign billionaire donor. Donor earns $20 billion annually from Chinese sales and owns a $200 million factory there :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyxi:

https://archive.ph/GJrFA

!chuds watch how !nonchuds explain this

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This just shows how inefficient and filled with cronyism the Biden administration was. He needed his favored billionaire to let the Chinese know what Burgerland's super-duper-secret plans were.

Trump just told Putin his secrets directly. Efficiency, you see- that's what makes the difference.

https://media.tenor.com/l_olMaZFRQYAAAAx/donald-trump-trump.webp

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The secret war plans against our adversaries

>Russia: We'll fricking kill all of you and it won't even be that hard we spent 50 years figuring out how to cuck you into oblivion

>China: we'll still kill you but it will be hard pls no hurt Taiwan

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:marseycope: :marseybiden2: :itsjoever2:

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The article linked is very interesting, although the headline of the thread doesn't appear to have much to do with the content, as usual on here. You might be outraged about this, had you clicked on the link, but it's not likely you did or will.

If you were actually wondering what's in the article, it's a fever dream about Elon being given a security briefing about a hypothetical military problem with China, where the author furiously masturbates about what Elon might do about this.

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:marseyhmm:

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Reading whatever is linked is for homos (and not the good kind) :marseyindignantturn:

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https://media.tenor.com/c6EFCLcO5zgAAAAx/biden-china-joe-biden.webp

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>i actually fell for the OP headline and thought it was Biden

:fellforitagainaward: :fellforitagainaward2: :ashfellforitagain: :fellforitagainlib: :marseymisinformationpat:

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https://media.tenor.com/UCn79rd081AAAAAx/lebron-james-china.webp

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how the frick does the trump admin leak everything. if trump took a turd tomorrow we would know when.

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The political class don't like him, never have. None of the established Republicans like him, they all shit-talked him extensively before having to bend the knee one by one as it was clear Trump's popularity with voters is higher than the party's.

There was that anonymous letter that was sent out during his first term that basically said 'Yeah, we hate him too, he's terrible, we're trying to mitigate the worst of it.' The swamp he says he wants to drain doesn't care for his efforts to remove them.

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People don't like working under him (because he's r-slurred and changes his mind constantly) and believe that media coverage will influence him (because he's r-slurred and changes his mind constantly).

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Most of the federal gov is the same that worked under burden and probably trump before that, and George Bush/obama for the older ones

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burden

This is funnier if it was autocorrect and not a deliberate joke

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It was autocomplete on phone SwiftKey

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Sentient

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I don't even need to open it to know who is this about. :marseyelonmusk2:

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But there is a possible reason Mr. Musk might need to know about the war plan. If Mr. Musk and his team of cost cutters from the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, want to trim the Pentagon budget in a responsible way, they may need to know what weapons systems the Pentagon plans to use in a fight with China.

yanno, that kinda seems reasonable on the surface?

this whole thing is so fricking weird, though.

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Operational plans for major contingencies, like a war with China, are extremely difficult for people without extensive military planning to understand.

elon probably plays hearts of iron. he'll understand it.

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They'd need to call in the indian that plays it for him to interpret.

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:marseytunaktunak:"We will be greeted as liberators of bobs and vagine"

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Elon pays someone to play HOI for him

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someone already made that joke 3 weeks ago when this thread happened :hmph:

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Tim Apple? :marseyconfused:

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You cant compare them BECAUSE TRUMP IS ACTING IN GOOD FAITH! :taytantrum:

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But there is a possible reason Mr. Musk might need to know about the war plan. If Mr. Musk and his team of cost cutters from the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, want to trim the Pentagon budget in a responsible way, they may need to know what weapons systems the Pentagon plans to use in a fight with China

Also he has the security clearance to see the 20-30 page PowerPoint presentation

TLDR main critique is his potential conflict of interest not being a millionaire professional politician protecting his friends and local businessmens jobs

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:#marseysal2:

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do u have a non archive link?

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https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/us/politics/biden-pentagon-briefing-china-war-plan.html

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u tricky bipoc with the title

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That's fine. Good faith. Decent human being. Corn pop. But, Hitler.

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When we do it it's different, okay? :#angrygapejak:

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I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.

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Love it

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