Vote now in Neolib Shill Bracket 2025: It's like March Madness for commies who get mad at podcasts

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!neolibs it's gotta be Ezra "Abun-dunce" Klein walks away with it, right?

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If they continue this way I am going to have to stop self-identifying as a !neolibs and that would be the end of the movement. This is terminally online and embarrassing.

Everyone on Twitter fricks dogs.

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>Richard Hanania and Noah Smith don't even appear

Bad bracket !neolibs

Nvm, somehow missed Noahpinion

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Hanania isn't really a neolib, and I have such a like/hate thing for Noah.

The only important thing is for the DieWorkwear guy to lose. Frick that guy.

Edit: The workwear guy lost. Thank G-d. :marseysweating:

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Noah smith is on there, but Hanania skews more towards being a libertarian.

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Peepeeie Bananas is just himself, his own kind of bizarre creature

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I didnt know CartoonsHateHer was an official voice for neoliberalism.

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She's ultimately a progressive wine mom even if she is also terminally online

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She's in that neoliberal substack sphere even if she is more culture wars focused.

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She's been lowkey hornyposting about Ezra Klein for a while now

and she also stans MattY (who I legit hate for being the worst kind of middlebrow moron) / had a guest post on his blog

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I like MattY on Slow Boring but not on twitter or bluesky. He's middlebrow but SB is aggressively correct.

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Elaborate more on your MattY hate

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Some of it is just petty jealousy, he's like a microgeneration older than I am but he came up at a time when an @harvard.edu email address + a hairtrigger posting finger was enough to make him a bLoGgY tHoUghT LeAdEr. His shtick was always being the first to post about everything, with whatever r-slurred hot take crossed his mind at the time. Journos loved him because he showed that you could get famous posting unedited misspelled bullshit from your undergrad dorm, rather than wasting your time doing real reporting. This bright young lad and his New Media Journ*lism will save our dying industry and free us from having to wear pants! In retrospect, he was a harbinger for the coming twittertok ADD hellscape.

I don't know if he still does these, but like 5 times a day he used to make these terrible 100-word posts of <<Matty mansplains a graph he doesn't understand>> where he'd copy-paste a chart from some government report that a real reporter had found and then post his own ill-considered midwit interpretation like, "See, if bond yields are down, that :marseyakshually: means more people want to buy bonds so counterintuitively it's great news for the bond market because it means municipal government is selling so many bonds they can afford to fix failing schools! :marseychartdowntrend:"

Andrew Sullivan was plying the same trade, but at least he's a witty, iconoclastic cute twink.

Anyway I haven't read him in years, so maybe he's improved but all of Matty's ideas are unoriginal, or terrible, or both. He's a shitty, lazy thinker and a shitty, lazy writer, and IIRC he's a Manhattan prep school nepo baby to boot.

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https://media.tenor.com/Y0FftZ2nyq8AAAAx/point-up-karen-gillan.webp

Yeah this is why I love MattY, he low-effort, midwit, ultimately mostly lukewarm takes-maxxed his way into generating so much seetheb :marseyembrace:

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Just post "ok, but what if bus rapid transit?" nineteen times a day for the next two decades and you too could be the subject of this ire. :marseytheyhatedher:

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I'm sorry your uncle molested you, but this is no way to process your trauma!

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There seems to be an overabundance of abundance regions

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That book is the closest thing the democrats have to an idea right now. :marseyshrug:

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>lose to Trump again

>the solution is getting rid of environmental regulations!

These people are unreal

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Relaxing environmental regulations and review processes for the sake of building more housing only benefits already deeply blue states.

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lose to Trump again

the solution is getting rid of environmental regulations!

:chadsoyjaktalking#:

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getting rid of environmental regulations

to be fair this was the solution 40 years ago. what is the point of an environmental study in nyc (i understand they are reasonable concerns and historical context (robert moss)) but fr just build.

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I've heard of two of these people. How terminally online would someone need to be to recognize them all

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Same. I thought I was terminally online but apparently not.

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I'm disappointed the workwear twink didn't win, cause you know he would start seething and causing drama in the comments

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How do we possibly get any finals bracket other than Ezra vs Noah or Ezra vs Yglesias?

I know who five of these people are and think that's already pretty neurodivergent, any recommendations?

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For some reason leftoids think he's a rightoid

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It's the gay furry thing, basically locks him into either Hitlerite or Stalinist boxes

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I'm like 10% too rightoid for them :marseyitsover:

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funny that the only woman that advanced past the first round was the cartoon one

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Who?

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"It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads."

Snapshots:

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