This Tesla driver is going to felony jail for the rest of his life because a truck tried to break check him and ended up crashing head on into oncoming traffic

https://x.com/iAnonPatriot/status/1905799937658409325

Well, the felony is according to libtards on here :marseytroublemaker:

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Forget gassing the Jews, can we gas some :#marseywingcuck: instead. I don't like Elon Musk (for being a literal r-slurred neurodivergent) but libtards need to calm the frick down. Jesus Christ man

I can't even hate Elon Musk without looking like a libtard

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I think Musk is allowed to be a powerful r-slurred butthole as long as the rockets land and satellites orbit. When I first heard about Starlink I thought no way and then it was like way.

Most criticism of Musk comes off as really petty and resentful. Like the cheats on videogames thing or dumb tweets or the emerald mine or the sieg heil are the most egregious examples. Even attacking DOGE policy with numbers. "Oh the numbers don't add up, he really just wants to fire insane libtards." Yeah, that's not perfect but it's still good.

That gets at the best criticism of him though. The grifting. But it's like, NO! he doesn't deliver every time but he's done enough that the critique just doesn't really land.

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I hate him because he's african

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It would help him a lot if those weren't all incredibly easily avoided own goals. Why did he need to seem like a hardcore g*mer? Or make obviously lying tweets? He's always been a sperg, but it's like he's trying to be a lolcow with how he just needs to shut up once in a while.

It's like he's trying to imitate Trump but isn't nearly as good a troll as Trump is. Tbf though, Trump's world-class at trolling, probably the best there is.

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Why did he need to

He didn't

But also he didn't not need to

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I mean if I were the richest man in the world I'd probably fake being a top player on every game just for the seethe it would generate amongst g*mers :marseyshrug:

Up to and including hiring hobos to give me top scores in every po-dunk towns copy of PacMan :marseyhobo:

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He's not trying to generare seethe, he's trying to be cool

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That just makes it funnier

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Yeah it's incredible that he fumbles one of the lamest demographics perhaps ever

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That gets at the best criticism of him though.

You forgot to add free speech hyporcrite.

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This comment is so dumb its funny. You like him cause other people dont like them. We get it. We're all on rdrama. Be honest rather than pretending to be r-slurred lol

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:#soysnooseethe:

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Its a very wigger-tier comment

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:#marseyitoldyoudog: Elon's going to take us to Mars, bro!

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>I think Musk is allowed to be a powerful r-slurred butthole as long as the rockets land and satellites orbit.

I think Elon shouldn't be allowed to be powerful for this exact same reason. I don't care about his meltdown on twitter or his government meddling, this r-slur shits up more pieces of junk in the atmosphere alone than the entire nation of India and now I cannot stargaze without seeing one of his floating metallic trashcan excuses of a satellite fricking up the view. :marseyunabomber:

ELON YOU FRICKING BIPOC GIVE ME BACK MY CLEAR SKIES :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:

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Are there Teslas in Malaysia

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Idk ask your Malaysian family

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https://media.tenor.com/JJCQq0eUvT0AAAAx/got-em-lmao.webp

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@Bardpinged is malaysian

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So are you

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i will murder you

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Come on, you walked right into this one. :marseysmughips:

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b-word

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:#marseyme:

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What's wrong with bein malaysian?

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they're like mexico if you're america

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SIngapore is the USA?

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Yes. Right now Malaysia is one of the cheaper places to get a tesla

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Elon Musk won March Stragness this year and was voted Cute twink of the Year by a jury of avowed racist alcoholics on cumtown.org , so it's definitely not just a libtard thing.

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Cumtown viewers are liberal tho

trans lives matter

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>cumtown

>viewers

>cumtown.org

>liberal

Shut up cute twink

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I don't like Elon Musk (for being a literal r-slurred neurodivergent)

Friendly fire!

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I have autism, one of my triggers is people more neurodivergent than me

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can't even hate Elon Musk without looking like a libtard

Just call him an neurodivergent and a sperm in front of people, and they will know you are not one.

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same with the jews man...the left ruined the jokes...

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Because only pathetic nerds drive tesla's, so the driver would be at a serious risk of getting beaten up by the angry lib :marseysmug2:

I genuinely don't understand how wingcuck brains function :marseyconfused2:

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I genuinely don't understand how wingcuck brains function

They dont

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israel = tesla

babies = palestinians

your brain = the crash

truck = you

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:marseybigbrain:

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Tesla owners are literally the most oppressed minority in the US right now

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No, that's still us boozers :marseysteer: :marseyindignant:

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Get a self driving Tesla and your car will drive you where you need to go no matter how drunk

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Cops will still find a way to blame me if the car crashes :marseysquint:

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Bikecucks still take more L's

:#marseybikegenocide:

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I would have stuck around to show the cops my dash cam footage to get the charge upped by proving reckless endangerment before the ultimate failure to yield. Or at the very least try to get their insurance premiums quadrupled :whitesicko:

The less this chick is driving the safer we all are :marseywholesome:

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Had to give someone dashcam footage yesterday, other guy made a right turn from a straight lane right into him

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Saw the same thing the other day. It was sooooo r-slurred. How? What were they thinking? (Nothing. The answer is nothing).

By the way, it was a woman. :marseysmug:

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What were they thinking?

>Oh frick I'm in the wrong lane how could this happen to me I can't possibly tack an extra minute onto my commute turning at the next intersection let's make this turn here I go

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Pretty sure this video's from a few years back but whatever- mustn't stand in the path of wingcuck seethe and drama.

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Yeah the truck driver is just enjoying a booze cruise, nothing political here.

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>White woman

She probably would have crashed anyway.

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:marseyfacepalm: When will people learn you can't mess with the antichrist. He is too kabbalistically powerful. It will literally take the return of Christ to solve this shit.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742510421RpDPje9ljLi2kg.webp

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how do they know they were liberals?

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Because it fits the narrative they want to promote

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That is obviously some dumbass hillbilly lol.

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Holy frick the number of twittards who equate passing + half-assed brake check to "ATTEMPTED MURDER"

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

Snapshots:

https://x.com/iAnonPatriot/status/1905799937658409325:

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frick that's really funny

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