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A complete accounting of the 20 SOFT RANGS OF POWER we just lost.

https://allpoetry.com/One-Ring

Geopolitical Analysis

"We lost the 20 rangs of soft power because of Drumpf, we need them ALL", says the geopolitical experts on ARR SLASH DRAMA @nuclearshill @JimieWhales

"We don't need ANY RINGS", says @Dude

You're both wrong. :marseywingcuck:

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

If one ring rules them all, the lesser rings are COMPLETELY USELESS!!

They're cuck rings, they literally bind you to the One Ring.

While we're wasting our taxpayer money on the 19 cuck rings, CHINA is taking the One Ring for herself. That's geopolitical suicide.

USAID knew this, so... why are they wasting our money?

Simple.

FRAUD

Rangs of Soft Power



Here's an accounting of the 19 lesser rings we WASTED our money on:

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky

1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) Musical in Ireland

2. Transgender Opera in Colombia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031VX3yVrdY5t_0SQ.webp

3. Peruvian Transgender Comic Book Series

Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

4. Electric Vehicles for Vietnam

5. Tourism Promotion in... Egypt.

6. "Condom" Purchases for Gaza

7. A Fish Farm in Afghanistan (That Was Immediately Abandoned)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959030iD8Q92gAOVhOuQ.webp

8. A (Failed) Sesame Street Adaptation in Pakistan

9. A Mango Farming Initiative in Haiti (That Didn't Sell Any Mangoes )

10. DEI Advancement in Serbian Workplaces

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031y99tu0YOBSq87Q.webp

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

11. S*x Reassignment Surgeries in Guatemala

12. A (Failed) Program to Teach Kenyan Youth How to Use Instagram to Become Influencers

13. A Reality TV Show in Afghanistan to Promote Democracy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031G1f6esLK16oL-g.webp

14. Training Mongolian Yak Herders to Use Social Media

15. A Gender Studies Degree Program in Bangladesh

16. A Climate Change Board Game for Young Activists in the Philippines

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738959031zMRL0FFoDuLf0w.webp

17. A "Hip-Hop Dance for Empowerment" Program in Senegal

18. A Workshop on Writing Feminist Poetry in Kyrgyzstan

19. A Program to Train Ukrainian Farmers to Write Grant Applications in English



Not only did they spend millions trying to acquire 19 worthless rings, but they LOST FIVE of them. The sesame street ring, the fish farm ring, the Mango ring, and last but not least, our Kenyan Influencer ring was pawned for a Dodge Hellcat.

All this to say we only needed the one ring TO RULE THEM ALL, we only need the AIDS ring for teaching Africans not to pound sand into their foreskin. Obviously Mordor refers to Africa because it's "Where the Shadows Lie". Shadows are black, what else is black? You guessed it. BIPOCs.

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You ever sit back and go dang we are the coolest people on the internet

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Showed the hunnies this post and I'm getting my peepeeed sucked by two at once right now.


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:marseyyes: USAID got its budget cut so now all the Tanzanian honeys need a new source of income.

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Tanzanian honeys

:#marseysomali:

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Tell pizza I said hey

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Also

he intricate global-health ecosystem being torn apart will not be easily repaired. Famine and disease—two of the issues against which USAID has made the most progress—don't stop when funding does, and can spread disastrously in even a short window. Prior to the stop-work order, at least 220,000 people worldwide got their HIV medication every day at clinics supported by the U.S. government. Juli Duvall-Jones, who oversees an HIV clinic in eastern Ivory Coast, told me that the pregnant women her clinic serves are no longer receiving their daily treatment, meaning that some children will almost certainly contract HIV during birth or through breastfeeding. People who are exposed to HIV have only 72 hours—less than the amount of time many clinics have now been closed—to begin a medication regimen called post-exposure prophylaxis that can help prevent infection. A pause of any length in USAID-funded anti-HIV efforts will cause more people to contract the disease. Missing doses of treatment can make it less effective. Without treatment, the disease kills young people in about 12 years, and older adults even faster.

As the 90-day pause drags on, longer-term consequences will start to become clear. In Uganda, the national government has stopped spraying insecticide and distributing bed nets to pregnant women and young kids; during the country's next rainy season, which spans from March to May, malaria cases and deaths may spike. The Center for Victims of Torture, a global nonprofit, has furloughed most of its staff and stopped rehabilitation programs in Jordan, Uganda, and Ethiopia, including one for women among the estimated 100,000 r*ped in a recent war in Tigray, Ethiopia. Scott Roehm, CVT's director of global policy and advocacy, told me that many of the center's clients attempted suicide prior to getting help. He fears what will happen to people who have to stop their treatment—and those who never get help at all.

!neolibs

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Look, you dumbfricks can't have it both ways. Either...

in which case, these USAID programs are silly and none of it matters, but I never, ever want to hear you whining about woke brainwashing because you had to watch a movie starring a Black lady, ever again. Or...

...and lesbian pottery classes are the tip of the Western spear that will destroy our enemies and topple their regimes from within.

So which is it, you stupid fricks? Is feminism irrelevant, or is it undermining the fabric of society?

!chuds !feminists

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>...and lesbian pottery classes are the tip of the Western spear that will destroy our enemies and topple their regimes from within.

that's not where the battle lines are drawn. globohomo is a coherent alliance and western nationalists are its enemies. When people like bolsanaro or putin get caught in the crossfire, this is purely incidental.

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s, but I never, ever want to hear you whining about woke brainwashing because you had to watch a movie starring a Black lady,

yeah my vote is clear then, Brietbart was right :marseygunshotsuicide:

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I attempted to find a list of what's actually being cut and all I could find were news site assmad at me for running an ad blocker so I couldn't even read it. Based on the headlines though most of them appear to be just malding about a particular bit of foreign aid that's probably going to continue once they cut the :marseytrain: shit out.

finding useful information that's not just endless :soyjaktantrum: feels impossible

:#marseydepressed:

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TLDR

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The elven rings were not useless. They were crafted in the likeness of the other rings of Sauron by Celebrimbor, and carried some dangers, but they were not inherently evil in the same way as the others.

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The whole second half of this gif could be cut

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Don't blame me, bring it up with King Gif.

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:#marseyembrace: Weiss would never shoot me.

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Yo what is this negro talking about?


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BIPOCs

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>train Ukrainian farmers to write grants in English

We would serve our own farmers better if we handed them Thinkpads with offensive hacking cowtools so they could crack black box Deere software even harder

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:marseylickinglips: Now I want some onion rings :marseychonker2:

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:#marseywait:

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If you tell people your vote it won't come true

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