I understand it’s an important historical event but it seems like it was just made up and everyone went along with it because they want a day off. I had never even heard of it before a few years ago. Big yikes, I know. I’m working on addressing my ignorance.
Anyone else blown away at how fast Juneteenth became a “thing”?
Fixed the word retcon
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Literally a forced meme holiday. Check Google trends
!nooticers PSA if you nootice a thing that you've never heard of before popping up check Google trends to confirm of you're schitzo
or not
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Thing that became a federal holiday with only 14 republicans voting against it, after Trump was president was done just to own him, yes.
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It wasn't.
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I think this one's fake too
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I'm so happy in the CongoMann 10mo ago #4386508 Edited None spent 0 currency on pingsGoogle trends is palm reading for internet nerds
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Just seasonally adjust it.
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It's wierd I live in that part of
so juneteenth has always been a thing. We learnt abt it in school and they definitely celebrated at least as far back as 2017. I remember bc I was working weedeating the park in preparation by the ol' mlk street, you know the one
now I'm being reverse gaslit online
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You celebrated it in school but you cant remember if it was a thing more than 6 years ago?
Did you lose your memory before 12 or are you 12 now?
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didn celebrate it in school, but also not at all bc im not in that... demographic...
I just never really thougt about it until that summer I was working we were cleaning up the park specifically for the bbq they were going to have
the guys talked about it like it was a normal thing they did every year but I only worked the one summer
I had enough
of the 
sun for a lifetime and I'm ready for 
now
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Thank you for nooticing citizen. We will get a member of the outer party to correct this at once
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Maybe people just didn't give a shit about it until it suddenly gave them a day off work and they got curious
I was surprised my slavshit hellhole has more public holidays than the US
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How do you think we got our GDP neighbor (I have a pass today)
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My friend's boss said
so i didn't go fishing with my friend
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can't you snitch him out to the authorities for it? you could here
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it's had a wikipedia article since like 2002
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Juneteenth&action=history&dir=prev
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"Women and girls" popped up not too long ago.
You can catch some of them before they become popular with HR women of you hang out on tumblr.
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Juneteenth was definitely a thing if you did any African
American 
history. I don’t think 
it was celebrated by anyone but most black 
people would 
know about it
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I went to private school so no
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Same and I’m not even from Amerikkka but I’d heard
about it lol
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Half of all American private schools are specifically about not teaching you specific things.
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I was lying
(I went to boarding school)
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Explains a lot about your sexuality.
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It was a co-ed boarding school, this isn’t the 50’s gramps
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Mine was a single s*x boarding school which is even classier so get fricked
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Foid boarding schools only teach manners and social
hierarchies , I get it now
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oof I thought you had a better relationship with ur parents
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Imagine how much gayer you'd be if it wasn't co-ed.
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I had zero gay experiences in boarding school
😔I never 
saw another live peepee 
till I was 18. That’s what I get for doing cross 
country 
instead of a team sport 
with group 
showers
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It’s about not sending your kid to school with poors (
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Not really, it was a Texas holiday not a black one. One of my parents taught AA studies, it was something that academic types knew of but nobody else but Texans had reason to celebrate.
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It was definitely not celebrated or taught in Chicago in the 80s and 90s. But now the media, the Alzheimer's patients from the old Rainbow Coalition, the grifters from the newer Rainbow Coalition, and liberal white people are acting like it's always been a thing here.
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This is something that infuriates me. Like 2 weeks after George Floyd was killed my friends from LA were trying to claim that they had all been celebrating Juneteenth our whole lives (they had not).
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Some get off for Juneteenth, some haven't worked since.
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ecks dee
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what are you talking about we've always celebrated juneteenth
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Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia
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It was because Dr. Floyd was murdered in cold blood for being Black in public.
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Ooooh, that explains it
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They should have just gave him a whole new holiday, like Fentecost or Dinduwali.
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I heard
he was working 
on a cure for cancer 
and a perpetual motion 
machine 
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He was! That’s where the term floydian device used to refer to bleeding edge new technology comes from!
Please work this into your vocabulary and explain what it means if anyone asks thank you
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I'd be dancing
in the checkout line too if i cured cancer 
and was about to usher in a post scarcity world 
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Big Pharma killed Floyd
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Always remember that Dr. Floyd used his very last breath to utter the words "I can't juneteenth"
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I will NEVER forgive Kyle Rittenhouse for that
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