I'm bored and I'm procrastinating packing for my trip Saturday.
Drop your spicy takes or your most like warm takes and start debates.
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LilMarseyontheprairie
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Give me your 🔥🔥HOT TAKES🔥🔥
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Academic hacks are fraudulent.
"[It is] a cent’s worth of information wrapped in a bale of polysyllables…. It was as if the practice of that incredibly obscure and malodorous style were a relentless disease, a sort of progressive intellectual diabetes, a leprosy of the horse sense. Words were flung upon words until all recollection that there must be a meaning in them, a ground and excuse for them, were lost. One wandered in a labyrinth of nouns, adjectives, verbs, pronouns, adverbs, prepositions, conjunctions and participles, most of them swollen and nearly all of them unable to walk. It was, and is, impossible to imagine worse English, within the limits of intelligible grammar. It was clumsy, affected, opaque, bombastic, windy, empty. It was without grace or distinction and it was often without the most elementary order…. Worse, there was nothing at the bottom of all this strident wind-music – the ideas it was designed to set forth were, in the overwhelming main, poor ideas, and often they were ideas that were almost idiotic. The concepts underlying, say, “The Theory of the Leisure Class” were simply Socialism and well water."
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These "polysyllables" are abstractions that allow you to rigorously build upon previous ideas. Good luck relying on your "intuition" every time you want to research something.
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Ok I'll start off
I like Dunkin donuts coffee better than Starbucks and there's a 90% chance I'll have it sooner than the blue haired thing at Starbucks can say "do you wanna extra shot in that"
But I overall prefer scooters because of the little smileys
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You are bad at math is my hottake
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Babe that's a cold AF take. We both know I SUCK at math
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Plain cheese pizza is the only legitimate form of pizza, everything else is goyslop and disgusting. All toppings are bad. Yes, all of them, even the one you're thinking about.
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Ok first of all, you're 12.
Second of all, are you at least using a cheese blend?
Third, isn't cheese a topping?
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I discovered Buffalo mozzarella in Europe and can barely find it here
Frick all Europeans for not telling me about it sooner
I hope Putin annihilates you
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I do actually, but I like topping with parmesan and sometimes griere
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Nuclear level hot take. You should be on twitter
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Twitter scares me I can't use a website without Marsey following my cursor
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There's plenty of Marseys on Twitter
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They've even got George Floyd marseys
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What about sauces? Are they permissable?
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Only tomato sauce.
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Cheese and tomato sauce are toppings. Why are you eating goyslop? Eat just the bread of christ
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Agreed, but only for quality NY or Naples style pizza. Toppings make shitty delivery pizza tolerable.
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I should also specify that I am autism-maxxing
so that's one of the reasons I don't like toppings.
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You're not one of those ✨self diagnosed TikTok nurodivergents✨ are you?
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Nope, fully diagnosed as a child
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You're missing out
Sincerely,
Also diagnosed as a child
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You dont like toppings on your pizza and youre on rdrama.net
You dont need to tell us youre neurodivergent. Though doing that anyways is also very neurodivergent.
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Interesting. I will consneed with a well enough woodfired pizza this is true, kind of a less is more thing.
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What about basil?
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Mhm
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you're asking a neet about eating plants?
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!downvoters
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marsey.pink
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You are disgusting. You're lucky I don't call the Italian police in you
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I got your hot cakes right here
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Butts arent anything. Tits are where its at
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Reminder: you may have a biased opinion
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u 2 flirting is adorbs bb 🥺😭
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I'm not flirting with him most of the time
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It's just one guy and his fantasy tradwife
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fr?
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Factcheck: This claim has been classified as misogynistic.
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Factcheck: This claim has not been approved by experts.
Your roll: 1466
Your fortune: Reply Hazy, Try Again
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i edited it so fast 2 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
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Why? You got a big ole dumper?
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she got huge
imma guess bb
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I prefer tits but a woman with small breasts is way more attractive than a woman with no butt
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Yes.
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No butt can be cute as long as they have at least a little. Doggy won't be as fun though
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Finally a man willing to speak real truth to power
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Wrong, butt > tits
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A nice butt is a bare minimum, but the thing that elevates a woman is breasts.
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She could be as flat as a prepubescent boy as long as she has a nice butt
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Nah kangaroo bitches are wack; go jerk off to softball players somewhere else
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Low t comment
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What yellow fever does to a man^
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