Oh?? You need to go to a town 50 miles away and don't have much time? No problem fam, you can go like 80 mph before a cop even GIVES A SHIT. That highway isn't anywhere near you??? Babe, you're so silly. They all connect and we can get you from A to B in record time, nw. Just listen to Siri and take exit 279B.
And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allowed in the fast lane. 😎 We even post cute safety messages on light up billboards so you don't forget to buckle up (the government cares about you, you don't need God).
God bless the US interstate highway system (especially the Stevenson Expressway) and God bless America.
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But do you have rules forcing you to have your petrol filled up before you enter shitholes with cheap petrol?
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What? Is this as a warning or some sort of protectionism? Why they do this?
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https://www.customs.gov.sg/individuals/going-through-customs/departure/three-quarter-tank-rule
YOU MUST BUY SINGAPORE OIL
YOU WILL NOT BUY CHEAP PETROL FROM MALAYSIA
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Please keep buying Singapore oil so I can keep going there for my job. Thanks
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Have you visited Pulau Bukom?
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Absolutely! We've done many jobs there
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I wonder if you were ever one of the mayos i brought there
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Holy shit that would be wild. There's a real possibility you have, or at the very least my coworkers. Next time I'm taken there I'm gonna shout CHIOBU!!! CHIOBU!!!
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chiobu means pretty lady so totally do that
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What would they do if someone was into that shit tho
like if they start flogging a guy and he nuts pretty awkward
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you could come here and vandalise something and give it a try
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I could probably figure something out
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Malaysia is an oil producer so they have subsidized gas. And Singapore must have higher taxes on everything.
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Why do all the muzzrat countries get oil? At least Pakis and bhangideshis don't have any.
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What do you think would happen if all singapooreans bought their oil from those shitholes?
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functioning oil market?
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How is that even enforceable?
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It's rumoured that they have x-ray
But you generally don't want to frick around with the police and customs officers there as I've found out a couple of times having cheap Malaysian cigarettes in the car
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Yet you're still alive. Curious...
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I paid the fines
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Did you get away with it long enough to come out ahead?
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no lol a pack of Malaysian ciggies was like $5 or something but the fine is a few hundred
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lmao, like you can't bring even a single pack back?
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yea.....
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By cane, I imagine
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How wouldn't it be?
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No but sometimes there are warnings
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Lol wait they warn you about buying cheap petrol from Mexico?
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Sorry, I meant warnings there aren't any gas stations for awhile. Misread and forgot you're in Singapore!
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The signs are more like "last gas station for 40 miles"
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How long does it take to get to the nearest gas station in Malaysia and back?
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If the checkpoint isn't packed with cars maybe 15 minutes lol
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I have a friend who lived in south Chicagoland about 10 minutes from the nearest gas station over the Indiana border, he would always drive out of his way to get gas there
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Fricking burgers need to roll the tanks in to saudi already.
How much longer do I have to take these petrol prices
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Lol what is even the point
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stockholm syndrome
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