40 years of marriage.. loyalty test pic.twitter.com/7BO4ZJJPL5
— Cornbread Mafioso 🖕🏾 (@Soulful1865) December 28, 2023
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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I don't understand why zoomers need to have a bipoc w*man nodding on the top half of the screen in order to pay attention to 30 seconds of video. God I hate this planet.
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goddarn b-word if this wans't fake it would be infuriating
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G32
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Do you think a foid would actually ever give her phone up knowing it has sext messages from another guy?
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What did the girl on top add to the video?
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watching black people react to things tells zooms how they should feel about the topic.
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We have entered the 'let's ask Ja Rule what I should think' phase of society.
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She thought wed rather see her than the subway surfers clip that was there before
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Zoomers can't watch a video with only one thing going on. Any time they get distracted they look up and see the emoji and woman's facial expression so they can know what to think.
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I hate how much you're right about this.
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I had a hard time watching this
but I just took my phone out and played subway surfers alongside it and I think I understood most of this
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Why dobi have to look at dumbass candace owens to watch this?
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Darn man. I felt my own heart sink in my chest with that one.
And why's everyone assuming this is fake?
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Imagine the scenario. You're a dirty no good cheating b-word and you have Larry at the top of your message list begging for another suck sesh.
A random r-slur with camera and mic comes up to you and says you should give your phone to him so we can check it for sneaky sexting live on tiktok. What do you do?
Let's say you're also an r-slur and you agree to this random r-slurs demand and your frick buddy is revealed, as you knew it would be. The r-slur then says "yo we should all call your frick buddy together and see how he's doing". What do you do?
If you actually continue with this demand there's literally no other possible option other than you're getting paid to do so.
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That is true. But people are fricking stupid when they get called out on the spot and they're not prepared for it. Look at all the people who get brought in for interrogation who can't keep their mouth shut and end up burying themselves. Every person knows to keep their mouth shut when a detective brings you in for questioning, and yet most people can't help themselves just from the panic they are experiencing.
I could honestly see someone irrationally thinking "if I don't hand my phone over im cooked regardless, but maybe they won't see the texts or maybe Larry wont pick up or he'll play stupid for some unknown reason."
But yeah I do see your point to an extent.
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I think this is the best way to think about it.
Think of the people on the street who are asked trivia questions, then say Lincoln was the first president and meat is a vegetable. When you're not prepared for a mic to go up to your face, your IQ is liable to drop 50 points.
Combine that with your 80 IQ, and you're fricking toast.
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Think its the default assumption to make cause everything is made to be clickbait.
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Fake af
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Of course it's fake. Grandma and Grandpa are the lynchpin of the family. They better not divorce I swear
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Reminder, every foid cheats.
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They also cross the road to avoid you
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B-word ain't outrunning me.
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Only if you're under a 7.
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I am a 10 in intimidating
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The US government incentives cheating with alimony and taking half of social security benefits after 10 years.
Why would a woman be loyal?
Also this dude is vanilla af, be a freak in the sheets and she wouldn't need a side dude that does all the stuff he is too scared to do.
I know woman married to dudes that won't even frick their wives doggy style. Treat her like a b-word sometimes or she will make you a b-word
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wdym do you mean?
Surely women are strong independent #GirlBosses and would hate getting dominated or degraded in bed
Legacy foid and trans lives matter.
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just get married in a no alimony state, easy as
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social security is federal
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it also will be insolvent in like 20 years so who gives af about money you won't be getting anyway
not to mention it's like peanuts, if you're stressing about splitting SS payments you should probably step up your investment game or just give up now
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imagine literally thinking this lmao
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either that or we're gonna have to do some Logan's Run shit; incentivize voluntary suicide
I'd like to hear how you think we'll pay for the geriatrics once they outnumber the working population
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it can keep going in its current form for at least 30 years and beyond that it'll pay out roughly 75% of what it's supposed to unless they either:
raise FICA taxes
raise the retirement age
add more means testing
raise or even remove the wage base
but no I'm sure politicians will instead kill the program
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Alright cool, it'll continue to pay out at current rate (with inflation adjustment) but it's still so inconsequential an amount of money that I refuse to give a shit about it when it comes to handling my marriage
The main point is I don't really care if it continues or not, if you're making major life choices because you're worried some foid will take half your social security you should just exit existence now, instead of waiting till social security kicks in.
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what a ride from
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It ain't the money, it's the principle. She cheats and the government still takes your money and gives it to her
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if you're crying about $1400 a month being split you should just an hero now
poorcels are so embarrassing
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this is a crime
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In my defense, my wife just doesn't like seeing me on all fours.
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Which is why I don't even care anymore. If he can't even do that then I will
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Everyone knows Larry's a player.
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Classic orgy guy.
No wonder Jack Tripper hung out with this disco-BIPOC.
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LOL thats how we know ur old
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Shut up boy or use an honorific. I'm an oldstrag.
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Fake
But hit
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sure it's fake but it says a lot that I thought it could be real
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My 15 inch peepee might be real
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pics or it didn't happen
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Hi Enrico nice to meet you.
Please detail your goombling strategy in full. Omit no detail thank you
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I got really lucky, switching between slots and blackjack (just followed basic strategy) periodically. Then I lost everything.
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these hos ain't loyal
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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