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Stupidest shit your sibling has ever said or done, a thread :marseystitch:

I'll go first;

My husband and I were sleeping :marseysoren: over at my mom's house :marseykiwivampire: a few months ago because we needed to watch :marseysalitsnowhere: my youngest siblings for a few days while she was in another state :marseyusa: saying her goodbyes her her dying :marseycutwrist: brother :marsey1984:

We didn't mind and opted to sleep :marseyhatman: on the couch :marseywatchingtv: because there :marseycheerup: was enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: room for us both to sleep :marseyhatman: together.

I was barely awake when my sister :marseygirl: came home, she's a college :marseymcwagie: dropout and a stoner.

She sat in the dining room across from the living :marseyjumpscare: room and said:

"Hey LilMarsey are you awake?"

"Trying not to be, why?"

"Could you get my weed and pipe so I can smoke? It's in my car and I forgot it"

".... Why?" At this point :marseyhesright: I'm sitting :marseyteapot: up just staring :marseystare: at her like:

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"Because I just sat down."

"Well I'm trying to go to sleep, besides I'm not gonna :marseyvenn6: touch :marseygrass: it."

I laid back down and rolled over and she huffs and asks

"do you not touch :marseygrass: the spoons in your house, just because there's the chance someone used them to do drugs?"

I rolled back over and just looked at her:

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And she said with a huff

"Well?"

I just rolled back over and heard :marseyjacksparrow: her sigh before :marseyskellington: getting up WALKING :marseydogwalker: OUT THE DOOR and getting her weed.

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:popcorn: your turn!

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