this is who I am now
I'll go first;
My husband and I were sleeping 
over at my mom's house 
a few months ago because we needed to watch 
my youngest siblings for a few days while she was in another state 
saying her goodbyes her her dying 
brother 
We didn't mind and opted to sleep 
on the couch 
because there 
was enough 
room for us both to sleep together.
I was barely awake when my sister 
came home, she's a college 
dropout and a stoner.
She sat in the dining room across from the living 
room and said:
"Hey LilMarsey are you awake?"
"Trying not to be, why?"
"Could you get my weed and pipe so I can smoke? It's in my car and I forgot it"
".... Why?" At this point 
I'm sitting 
up just staring 
at her like:
"Because I just sat down."
"Well I'm trying to go to sleep, besides I'm not gonna 
touch 
it."
I laid back down and rolled over and she huffs and asks
"do you not touch the spoons in your house, just because there's the chance someone used them to do drugs?"
I rolled back over and just looked at her:
And she said with a huff
"Well?"
I just rolled back over and heard 
her sigh before 
getting up WALKING 
OUT THE DOOR and getting her weed.
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shat in the vent
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why? 😂😭
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Probably so the whole house could enjoy the aroma. Very thoughtful!
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I saw an awful
FB reel recently of a mom interrogating her 3 year old son as to why all the air coming out the vents smelled like pee.
Apparently he'd been peeing in his bedroom vent for a few days
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I put house plant in pot without drainage in my son's room at one point when he was about 10. Like a month later his room just smelled putrid and wondered if a squirrel had got in the attic and died. No, he'd been pissing into the plant, and because no drainage the pot was to the brim with stale piss.
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That extra marsey
really 
adds to this
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omg! Lightly salted with ash apparently
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Does this mean I finally get to make oven jokes??? and thats the tea, sis
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It was winter and the heat was on
He tried to "act natrual" and hide it but his pooped pants were next to the vent
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LMAO
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It wasn't even a big load. He ate the same thing for lunch as breakfast and a big dinner.
The smell of his poop wasn't even that bad.
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It was a huge load because he was 10 and he according to him he hadn't pooped in days
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It's so odd that he was so secretive. It wasn't even that bad. I had a roommate pooping in the oven after he got too high, he did that one in the sink. He wasn't a secret about it.
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Who pooped the pants
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mom said don't mess up the new carpet
he had sudden diarrhea
so "panicked" and took the vent out of the floor
His motivations were a subject of much debate
"I dunno I just panicked
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