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Stupidest shit your sibling has ever said or done, a thread :marseystitch:

I'll go first;

My husband and I were sleeping :marseysoren: over at my mom's house :marseykiwivampire: a few months ago because we needed to watch :marseysalitsnowhere: my youngest siblings for a few days while she was in another state :marseyusa: saying her goodbyes her her dying :marseycutwrist: brother :marsey1984:

We didn't mind and opted to sleep :marseyhatman: on the couch :marseywatchingtv: because there :marseycheerup: was enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: room for us both to sleep :marseyhatman: together.

I was barely awake when my sister :marseygirl: came home, she's a college :marseymcwagie: dropout and a stoner.

She sat in the dining room across from the living :marseyjumpscare: room and said:

"Hey LilMarsey are you awake?"

"Trying not to be, why?"

"Could you get my weed and pipe so I can smoke? It's in my car and I forgot it"

".... Why?" At this point :marseyhesright: I'm sitting :marseyteapot: up just staring :marseystare: at her like:

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"Because I just sat down."

"Well I'm trying to go to sleep, besides I'm not gonna :marseyvenn6: touch :marseygrass: it."

I laid back down and rolled over and she huffs and asks

"do you not touch :marseygrass: the spoons in your house, just because there's the chance someone used them to do drugs?"

I rolled back over and just looked at her:

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And she said with a huff

"Well?"

I just rolled back over and heard :marseyjacksparrow: her sigh before :marseyskellington: getting up WALKING :marseydogwalker: OUT THE DOOR and getting her weed.

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shat in the vent

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why? 😂😭

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Probably so the whole house could enjoy the aroma. Very thoughtful!

:sniff:

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I saw an awful :marseysmugface: FB reel recently of a mom interrogating her 3 year old son as to why all the air coming out the vents smelled like pee.

Apparently he'd been peeing in his bedroom vent for a few days

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I put house plant in pot without drainage in my son's room at one point when he was about 10. Like a month later his room just smelled putrid and wondered if a squirrel had got in the attic and died. No, he'd been pissing into the plant, and because no drainage the pot was to the brim with stale piss.

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:vomit:

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:marseypuke:

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That extra marsey :marseysmugchristmas: really :marseythinkorino2: adds to this

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omg! Lightly salted with ash apparently

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Does this mean I finally get to make oven jokes??? and thats the tea, sis

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It was winter and the heat was on

He tried to "act natrual" and hide it but his pooped pants were next to the vent

:soyjakferal: "son are you really trying to say someone else pooped your pants before pooping in the vent"

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LMAO :marseyxd:

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It wasn't even a big load. He ate the same thing for lunch as breakfast and a big dinner.

The smell of his poop wasn't even that bad.

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It was a huge load because he was 10 and he according to him he hadn't pooped in days

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It's so odd that he was so secretive. It wasn't even that bad. I had a roommate pooping in the oven after he got too high, he did that one in the sink. He wasn't a secret about it.

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Who pooped the pants :marseydetective:

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mom said don't mess up the new carpet

he had sudden diarrhea

so "panicked" and took the vent out of the floor

His motivations were a subject of much debate

"I dunno I just panicked :marseyhmmm: "

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:#mjlol:

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