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These are photos of Marilyn Monroe that I had never seen before. She is 36 years old in these photos and they were the last photo shoot she did before she died. I found these interesting because I'm used to seeing photos of her looking flawless. In these photos, you get to see all of her "flaws" and realize that she actually looked and aged like normal person rather than the perfect Hollywood persona that is pushed on us.
These first photos shows her crows feet, fine lines, and her famous facial hair. I find this surreal because these days you don't really see any female celebrities with crows feet and fine lines anymore, especially not women that are under 45. Even outside of Hollywood, most women I know in their 30s have no lines on their face due to botox and fillers.
This one is nice because you get to see all of her sun spots and freckles. I didn't know she had these since all of her famous photos and movies edit these out. It's also cool to see arm hair... I really don't see women having arm hair in Hollywood anymore, and I don't really see it with regular women either. I wonder when women with arm hair became taboo? I shave my arm hair and every woman I know except my grandma does too. Weird.
The reason I came across these photos because I was looking up 2 things on Marilyn Monroe: 1, her famous peach fuzz and 2., her lack of chin.
It's been said that Marilyn refused to shave her facial hair because she liked the way the camera light hit it and gave her face a beautiful "glow". I always thought she just had normal peach fuzz, but it seems like she was actually rocking a full blown PCOS beard. I don't say this as an insult, just pointing out that she had an extremely hairy face that would not be considered normal peach fuzz. Don't take my word for it, see here:
I personally think it's cool, because these days women are expected to be pretty much hairless everywhere, it's nice to see that one of the most famous woman of all time didn't give a crap and neither did the men that tripped over themselves to get her attention.
As for her chin, apparently Marilyn Monroe had a very weak chin, it was bad enough that movie directors and photographers complained about it, and Marilyn would eventually get plastic surgery to fix it. However, even after getting a chin implant, her chin was still considered weak. She knew her angles though and knew how to pose in order to hide this fact. This is a pretty clear photo of it:
Again I find this cool because Marilyn Monroe seems so perfect and yet she had a weak chin like the rest of us mere mortals.
Finally, did you know that Marilyn Monroe had a big scar on her stomach? This is from when she had her gall bladder removed. This was always covered up and movies always edited it out if her stomach was ever exposed. This was apparently the first (and last, sadly) photo shoot where her scar was allowed to be shown.
I don't have anything else to say. I just thought these were neat and wanted to share. 
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be me
be 22 year old sexy Indian dude carpenter
employer gets lucrative college maintenance contract
be called out to off campus housing due to a deck collapse.
in hoodie, just there to do estimate and mark repair areas.
it's in bad part of the city. Frick.
BIPOC comes up to us while I'm looking over the deck, starts asking for cigarettes.
apuimpression.mp3 "I am not-ing have any cigarette, kindly go away and let me do my needful job."
BIPOC pulls bowie on me. Pull my taser and stab it into his belly before he can cut me or my foreman. Yell "Power! unlimited power!" Because Indian autism
tase him until he pisses himself, stamp on his hand, breaking three fingers and kick his knife away.
woop woop police take ages to show up. BIPOC is crying like a little girl
get looked at funny when witness says I did the Palatine bit. One trooper goes to his cruiser losing it in the front seat.
BIPOC cuffed, taken to ER. Charged with aggravated assault. I get off, with a warning to not break people's fingers unnecessarily.
foreman and I look at each other in my truck, start laughing and high fiving.
MFW my foreman, a 57 year old honkey who loves the cowboys and Jamey Johnson the singer, is a total star wars nerd and had to hold it together for over an hour.
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I would be more surprised if he didn't inject it tbhfam
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Like do stupid people not even look up war dates before pretending to be important war heroes? When the frick do people think nam happened? It's like how people think the middle ages was like 1000 years ago because it sort of feels like that but nah.
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!fellas any ideas?
Again, @ObamaBinLaden say this as a feminist ally
And just as a token of thanks for any suggestions
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
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Sharp incisors reveal slowly
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Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
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In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
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'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
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