It's… it's…. ……..️ Grippy!

I asked a friend in front of a group of people my age at the time, all adolescent and innocent, why i was better with one arm and showed how i strike down but with a fist, and as i did that a smirk on his face as he says, "yeah, we all know why youre hetter with that hand"

I know its lame but please play if you like just doing nothing foe something. Click and forget, 24 hours from now i will close this post and award the winner.

So..

How do you play?

Please comment two $, space, your name and two more $$ straight after, heres a picture/ screen shot, im sorry im too lazy to actualy crop it, i have been editing and smoking so much weed, i finally gor my pain meds so infeel gos. I got lagel doctor scrubex not street drugs jnelss its pot.

Shoot what was i saying?

Oh yeah, well, heres the thing, peope will vote for you and the most votes win!

Heres an example of what your name should look like to be able to vote

https://www.random.org/dice/?num=2

roll 2 fours.

if you get:

a 1- you are gonna have a very lucky day!

a 2- you are going to have troubles today, but don't let that get 'ya down.

a 3- you may or may not die soon. a traumatic death regardless.

a 4- FRICK YOU

a 5- buy that thing you wanted. unless your lactose intolerant. if you are, sell your butt to the government for luck.

6- YOU WILL WIN THE LOTTERSHE SOON BBG

any mix- no luck. you will get random luck spikes in your life, but if you let your random luck get to your head, your in for a surprise.

i am 99% certified at this.

goodluck!

Maybe not so well, but i lost it like a bird does and i cant help but to think of nature and how much sitting here does nothing to help her

nothing more american than missing your target and mortar striking civilians 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/AGbdWip0nB

— Bob (@emptytesticles) July 5, 2024

that is all. Updoots to the left

Thought it was some Illuminati shit or at least a functional desk ornament I can drop on my head when the need arises. Turns out it's a deck prism. They used to cut holes in ship decks, slip these badboys in, and it diffuses light from the Sun for safe lighting around flammable cargo down in the hold. Reminds me of that guy who used the same concept for poor communities with water bottles in the ceilings of their sheet metal shacks. Hmmm, wonder where he got the idea from, hmmm. Anyhow, neat find.

Seeing that throbe post got me thinking, is it offensive for an atheist/non-muslim woman to wear a hijab?

It was funny and caused seethe but I can't find it. Pretty sure he made it.

You will never be a real Christian. You have no faith, you have no piety, you have no knowledge of scripture. You are a manchild twisted by controlled opposition and larpers into a crude mockery of your historical forebearers.

All the "brotherhood" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, people mock you. Your pastor is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "fellows" laugh at your degeneracy behind closed doors.

Jesus is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Christianity has allowed him to identify frauds with incredible efficiency. Even tradcaths who larp on Twitter hold idols and tout the Lord's name in vain. Your prayers are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a pastor to give you communion, he'll turn you away and bolt the door the moment he catches sight of your porn-ridden, animu shrine of a home.

You will never go to heaven. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself that you're "saved", but deep inside you feel the temptation creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under your lack of willpower.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a katana, find a fedora, put it on your head, and plunge into reddit atheism. Your parents will find your searchvh history, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of your constant God-bothering. When you die, they'll cremate you, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know your ashes are those of a heathen. Your body will have been burnt back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is your pornhub "favorites" playlist.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Guess I'm not as progressive as I thought!

Caution: I received a question of whether or not I chew the garlic or swallow it whole, I chew it, do not swallow it whole this could be a choking hazard.

Garlic is also known to be a blood thinner for anyone on medications that would interact with this.

First of all I want to say that this isn't another temporary improvement post that changes a week later, I held off on posting this for around 6 months now going off and on to make sure it works every time and for me it does absolutely work.

I have IBS-D which used to be IBS Mixed, I am an alcoholic so take that into accountbut for the past 6 years I've drank every night around 8 beers. But I've had IBS most of my life so it didn't just start when I became an alcoholic.

Anyways the cure for me I found by accident throwing some cloves of garlic uncut or cooked into a bowl of rice to microwave. Garlic normally gives me some issues especially if it's cooked or fried, but for whatever reason microwaving uncut garlic for around 45 seconds and eating ~5 cloves a day like this gives me solid easy to pass barely any residue scowtools, totally normal and consistent as well.

It gets better after the 3rd day of consuming and is fully better by the fifth day, if I go two days without it it returns, and I've done this many times for a max length around a month, as long as I'm eating the microwaved garlic I'm essentially cured.

My theory is that the Allin that's preserved from the microwaves destroying the allinase has very strong antiinflammatory properties, there's very little research into allin it's all about allicin that you get from cutting or chopping the garlic to release the allinase. Normal garlic makes me worse but microwaved cures me so it's the only thing I can consider.

Like I said this has been about 6 months of consistent results and testing without it and with it, I also often forget to take it because I'm really disorganized and it returns to normal, then I add the garlic back in and within 5 days totally good again.

I hope this works for others it's been a life changer for me.

Edit: to be clear on what it is I do, I take the skins off five garlic cloves carefully to avoid scratching or cutting any, put them on a bed of rice in the microwave and microwave for 45 seconds to a minute and 15 seconds, high power 1000W microwave. I find the longer I microwave the better I feel but that is likely to be placebo because I'm pretty good either way and I'm going with the mindset that it's the Allin doing the work so I'm probably biased to believe that more destruction of allinase is better. But either way this works for me every time. Make sure not to crush, slice, chop or knick the garlic.

Edit 2: I find it works best if eaten at night, but it works regardless, I'm a first thing in the morning bathroom person once a day so that might be why it helps so much at night for me.

Another update just on my reasoning that it's the Allin doing the work here is that the process of making garlic supplements in some way or another converts allin to allicin or other sulfur compounds. Aged garlic is an example where it's converted to other compounds other than allicin, regular garlic pills that have odor are allicin, garlic powder while it contains a lot of Allin is converted to allicin rapidly once it comes into contact with water or digestive juices because it allows the Allin to contact the allinase. Fermented black garlic also has had its Allin converted.

Heating at high temperatures can also damage the skin causing a chain reaction conversion, and degrades Allin over time, while Allin is more heat stable than allinase, microwaves can do this in a shorter amount of time to preserve Allin content while removing allinase.

*Important update: Sorry guys I didn't realize my microwave is actually 1000W not the standard 1100W, this could make a significant difference if my theory about the Allin is correct. The heat induced denaturation point for allinase is lower than Allin by about 20 degrees, and looking at it the 1000W microwave likely won't push the level needed to damage Allin until beyond a minute 15 whereas with an 1100W microwave it might start to around 1 minute, so if you have a standard wattage microwave it might be tricky to find the right spot, if you're able to adjust it to 1000W that would be ideal. The idea is to get the garlic to the point where it doesn't taste like garlic anymore, while also not being smoldering hot in which case the Allin has probably been destroyed.

Because microwaves are so complex the specific order that I recommend is to have rice in a bowl, garlic on-top, 45 seconds to 1 minute at 1000W, this I know works for me for certain and eliminates a lot of variables to do with the microwaving process, if you can't do this it's possible this won't work for you if I'm correct about it being Allin being the cure. In this case I would still recommend you tinker around with timings, amount of garlic which could reduce microwave focus, maybe try garlic that's inside olives to help shield some of the heat, or ideally if you can change your microwave setting to 1000W just start with 30 seconds 5 cloves a day if and until you get better then increase to a minute or so until you notice it's not working anymore. Sorry for the trouble of this, but the extra 100W is significant and the wiggle room between the allinase and Allin is decent but not too far apart.*

Also once again with 100 percent success rate I'm back to my 3 day mark and I had a movement this morning that took 5 minutes start to finish, and I don't plan on ever not taking the garlic again, though I will try the pre peeled stuff shortly here and see if it works the same because someone requested it.