You will never be a real Christian. You have no faith, you have no piety, you have no knowledge of scripture. You are a manchild twisted by controlled opposition and larpers into a crude mockery of your historical forebearers.

All the "brotherhood" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, people mock you. Your pastor is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "fellows" laugh at your degeneracy behind closed doors.

Jesus is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Christianity has allowed him to identify frauds with incredible efficiency. Even tradcaths who larp on Twitter hold idols and tout the Lord's name in vain. Your prayers are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a pastor to give you communion, he'll turn you away and bolt the door the moment he catches sight of your porn-ridden, animu shrine of a home.

You will never go to heaven. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself that you're "saved", but deep inside you feel the temptation creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under your lack of willpower.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a katana, find a fedora, put it on your head, and plunge into reddit atheism. Your parents will find your searchvh history, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of your constant God-bothering. When you die, they'll cremate you, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know your ashes are those of a heathen. Your body will have been burnt back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is your pornhub "favorites" playlist.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Guess I'm not as progressive as I thought!

Caution: I received a question of whether or not I chew the garlic or swallow it whole, I chew it, do not swallow it whole this could be a choking hazard.

Garlic is also known to be a blood thinner for anyone on medications that would interact with this.

First of all I want to say that this isn't another temporary improvement post that changes a week later, I held off on posting this for around 6 months now going off and on to make sure it works every time and for me it does absolutely work.

I have IBS-D which used to be IBS Mixed, I am an alcoholic so take that into accountbut for the past 6 years I've drank every night around 8 beers. But I've had IBS most of my life so it didn't just start when I became an alcoholic.

Anyways the cure for me I found by accident throwing some cloves of garlic uncut or cooked into a bowl of rice to microwave. Garlic normally gives me some issues especially if it's cooked or fried, but for whatever reason microwaving uncut garlic for around 45 seconds and eating ~5 cloves a day like this gives me solid easy to pass barely any residue scowtools, totally normal and consistent as well.

It gets better after the 3rd day of consuming and is fully better by the fifth day, if I go two days without it it returns, and I've done this many times for a max length around a month, as long as I'm eating the microwaved garlic I'm essentially cured.

My theory is that the Allin that's preserved from the microwaves destroying the allinase has very strong antiinflammatory properties, there's very little research into allin it's all about allicin that you get from cutting or chopping the garlic to release the allinase. Normal garlic makes me worse but microwaved cures me so it's the only thing I can consider.

Like I said this has been about 6 months of consistent results and testing without it and with it, I also often forget to take it because I'm really disorganized and it returns to normal, then I add the garlic back in and within 5 days totally good again.

I hope this works for others it's been a life changer for me.

Edit: to be clear on what it is I do, I take the skins off five garlic cloves carefully to avoid scratching or cutting any, put them on a bed of rice in the microwave and microwave for 45 seconds to a minute and 15 seconds, high power 1000W microwave. I find the longer I microwave the better I feel but that is likely to be placebo because I'm pretty good either way and I'm going with the mindset that it's the Allin doing the work so I'm probably biased to believe that more destruction of allinase is better. But either way this works for me every time. Make sure not to crush, slice, chop or knick the garlic.

Edit 2: I find it works best if eaten at night, but it works regardless, I'm a first thing in the morning bathroom person once a day so that might be why it helps so much at night for me.

Another update just on my reasoning that it's the Allin doing the work here is that the process of making garlic supplements in some way or another converts allin to allicin or other sulfur compounds. Aged garlic is an example where it's converted to other compounds other than allicin, regular garlic pills that have odor are allicin, garlic powder while it contains a lot of Allin is converted to allicin rapidly once it comes into contact with water or digestive juices because it allows the Allin to contact the allinase. Fermented black garlic also has had its Allin converted.

Heating at high temperatures can also damage the skin causing a chain reaction conversion, and degrades Allin over time, while Allin is more heat stable than allinase, microwaves can do this in a shorter amount of time to preserve Allin content while removing allinase.

*Important update: Sorry guys I didn't realize my microwave is actually 1000W not the standard 1100W, this could make a significant difference if my theory about the Allin is correct. The heat induced denaturation point for allinase is lower than Allin by about 20 degrees, and looking at it the 1000W microwave likely won't push the level needed to damage Allin until beyond a minute 15 whereas with an 1100W microwave it might start to around 1 minute, so if you have a standard wattage microwave it might be tricky to find the right spot, if you're able to adjust it to 1000W that would be ideal. The idea is to get the garlic to the point where it doesn't taste like garlic anymore, while also not being smoldering hot in which case the Allin has probably been destroyed.

Because microwaves are so complex the specific order that I recommend is to have rice in a bowl, garlic on-top, 45 seconds to 1 minute at 1000W, this I know works for me for certain and eliminates a lot of variables to do with the microwaving process, if you can't do this it's possible this won't work for you if I'm correct about it being Allin being the cure. In this case I would still recommend you tinker around with timings, amount of garlic which could reduce microwave focus, maybe try garlic that's inside olives to help shield some of the heat, or ideally if you can change your microwave setting to 1000W just start with 30 seconds 5 cloves a day if and until you get better then increase to a minute or so until you notice it's not working anymore. Sorry for the trouble of this, but the extra 100W is significant and the wiggle room between the allinase and Allin is decent but not too far apart.*

Also once again with 100 percent success rate I'm back to my 3 day mark and I had a movement this morning that took 5 minutes start to finish, and I don't plan on ever not taking the garlic again, though I will try the pre peeled stuff shortly here and see if it works the same because someone requested it.

inb4 ">screenshotposting"

someone come tuck me in bed and sing me a lullaby

And yes sexwork is real work

Thinking about this woman who used CRISPR to make her testicles produce estrogen (and it worked)

I wish stuff like this was more researched and implemented widely

Getting a "feminization vaccine" once and escaping the dependency on regular hrt is the Holy Grail of transition pic.twitter.com/LOukNLcEax

— Name (@somethingmoder) June 8, 2024

bro yapping for so long about muh spooky search don't look up mr hands

For those who don't understand what Chevron Deference is, and why SCOTUS ended it, here's the long and short of it:

A family fishing company, Loper Bright Enterprises, was being driven out of business, because they couldn't afford the $700 per day they were being charged by the… pic.twitter.com/Xg3Zp8rchD

— Spike Cohen (@RealSpikeCohen) June 30, 2024

Idk if anyone else is on gnometok but after gnomewizard crawly went viral

It's spawned a bunch of lore. Crawly often captions videos with "poor knights will never get us" so knighttok has entered the fray

And it's a gnome Renaissance rn on the chinky Spyware app

I hate libertarians so fricking much I cannot put it into words GOD FRICKING DAMMIT

First thing they start out with...

These cats owner was filming them playing late and night when they captured what seems to be supernatural,...

Yes slapped ham yes?

youll see third cat materialize-

Im done! Nope.

She's a spiny chuchu

Cover/ripoff

Lyrics

Source for lyrcis:

AZLyrics.com

"Miss You"

Don't remind me

I'm mindin' my own darn business

Don't try to find me

I'm better left alone than in this

It doesn't surprise me

Do you really think that I could care?

If you really don't like me

Find somebody else, it could be anyone else out there

Don't fret

I don't ever wanna see you, and I never wanna meet you again

One thing

When you're angry, you're a jerk, and then you treat me like I'm worth nothin'

Don't fret

I don't ever wanna see you, and I never wanna meet you again

It'll happen again

I watch it happen over and over again

Don't fret

I don't ever wanna see you, and I never wanna meet you again

One thing

When you're angry, you're a jerk, and then you treat me like I'm worth nothin'

Don't remind me

I'm mindin' my own darn business

Don't try to find me

I'm better left alone than in this

It doesn't surprise me

Do you really think that I could care?

If you really don't like me

Find somebody else, it could be anyone else out there

Don't fret

I don't ever wanna see you, and I never wanna meet you again

One thing

When you're angry, you're a jerk, and then you treat me like I'm worth nothin'

Don't fret

I don't ever wanna see you, and I never wanna meet you again

It'll happen again

I watch it happen over and over again

Don't fret

I don't ever wanna see you, and I never wanna meet you again

One thing

When you're angry, you're a jerk, and then you treat me like I'm worth nothin'

EDIT: here's the archive

https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/101193955/

Are you ok?

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Home Depot Catches Employee Of The Year Sleeping On The Job

"When will he be promoted to manager?"

Next time you're shopping at the Home Depot in Mount Laurel, New Jersey, if you're lucky, you might end up finding something other than the usual light bulbs and drills. If you walk down aisle 45, right under the air purifiers, you'll see a bed that's home to the store's resident cat, Leo.

The Mount Laurel Home Depot adopted Leo back in 2022 from a local shelter. They were dealing with a rodent issue and thought Leo would be just the guy for the job.

Leo takes his job very seriously. You can see in the video below that even when customers try to distract him by petting him, he stays diligent and on task.

In recognition of his hard work, Leo was recently named Employee of the Year. When some of Leo's fans saw a TikTok about his new title, they wanted to make sure he was getting adequate compensation and recognition.

"When will he be promoted to manager?" one commenter asked.

"What kind of perks does he get with employee of the year? Does he get a parking space with his name on it or extra vacation days?" another asked.

But these commenters can rest assured that Leo has been getting plenty of rest and relaxation ever since he was named Employee of the Year. He likes to spend most of his day sleeping in his special bed or wandering around the store, finding boxes to nap on.

The Home Depot's human workers have gone above and beyond to make sure that Leo is always safe. When it gets hot in the store, they point a fan at his bed. At night, he's kept in the garden center, a smaller area of the store. He's also microchipped and has an AirTag on his collar so the staff can always keep track of him.

After seeing what a hard worker Leo is, some TikTok commenters started feeling like their own cats should get jobs as well.

"Showing my cats this TikTok: Look, kitties, this cat has a job. It's time for you all to get jobs, freeloaders," one commenter wrote.

But being a Home Depot Employee of the Year is not something just any cat could do – Leo is clearly one of a kind

Source

https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/daily-dodo/this-home-depot-has-the-most-adorable-employee-of-the-year

sorry if repost!