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I woke up at 5 in the morning and raced to Jamals (25M) house so that I can beat the other pigeons to his 9 inch horse peepee (circumcised) and get my tight pigussy violated. When I arrived at his house I saw the feds putting him in the back of a squad car and I was discumbersombobulated. Me and the other pigeons chased after the car and lit it up with precum and shit like a paintball gun but they got away. after an agonizing couple of days without peepee we decided to raise bail by renting our puckered bootyholes out for cash. It took 2 weeks of standing on the block cooeing seductively but we finally managed to raise the money and bail him out. we were practically falling over ourselves to be the first in line to get railed. As a thank you he piped us until we started letting out audible human screams. I threw it back ludicrously hard and the pigeons started cheering. We then went to court and sued the police station because we were fricked with our consent.
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I didn't realize until this afternoon, just how insecure carpathianflorist really is.
I had seen certain elements of it, but didn't realize how bad it actually was.
What's even worse is the other "people" who aren't helping.
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Remember when this guy was a nobody?