Taken from https://twitter.com/funnycats22/status/1536643746778992641?s=21&t=_ootbqDQhIFCZzXnPAjBQA

There are quite a few good ones, everything in green is written by the AI, pretty impressed

Another with the same prompt

tell me I'm not the only one who saw this 59 million dollar wedding on tiktok??? pic.twitter.com/sEfXtYSlkD

— ♱𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓪 ♱ (@tonedandthin) November 23, 2023

2nd vid ft Maroon 5:

No one is sure how much it actually cost:

This is the only right take:

!fashion

Prove it wrong challenge: impossible.

Hi hello if youre like me and you like to get ripped and watch YouTube videos off and on then I got a small documentary (about 40 minutes) about a well known (maybe? Idk ask one of house furry members) furry named Khord; a zoosadist, ABDL, snow white cat that achieved his fursona by running over and killing a cat in his car when he was driving drunk after a party and the cat must have had a karma curse that cursed Chris(Hooman name? Need sauce) to be transformed into Khord; the saucy kitty that likes to shake his booty!

Anywaysssssss, TL;DW he gets married by a furpriest, brings his child to a baby fur convention, renegs on that when he enters a legal battle with his ex wife, and gets cuck'd by (if I remember correctly) a convicted p-dophile; They all also shared a room together at califur 2017. Including their kid.

His mom also showed him this really hilarious video when he was 16 that had a woman with a horse in his mouth. He later clarifies the woman fell off of a bench or something she was sitting on and landed with it in her mouth which made it HILARIOUS. I FRICKING HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

Sorry. Lost my cool. So yeah. Enjoy, or dont. Happy after patriots day

Famous Dictators and Twink Death: A thread

1: Saddam Hussein

Verdict: young Saddam looks like the kind of dork who wrote romance novels

Older Saddam looks like he wrote romance novels and got people to read them (fact: he actually did this)

Twink Death Survival Rating: 7/10 pic.twitter.com/hk8yIQlUzN

— Mary Harrington (@moveincircles) November 14, 2023

Scrotes mad:

Truly horrifying pic.twitter.com/BaX0zgwtJn

— Peter Boghossian (@peterboghossian) August 21, 2023

Thought this was fake so looked it up:

Still not convinced it's not parody.

Mad studies is just autism for mental illness appropriators:

Checkmate uneducated mongoloids:

Fighting the power has never been hot:

I don't know what this means but sneed harder nazi:

Get your dentures ready, stir some metamucil into your monster and make sure you got some fresh depends on, you old fricks, it's time to reminisce.

If you were speds like me and @garlicdoors you probably spent time reading content online instead of touching grass and playing sports or whatever kids did before ritalin, e scooters and tiktok Youtube didn't exist yet, video hosting was incredibly expensive and IRC was still king. If you werent fortunate enough to have or borrow a credit card and get onto the somethingawful forums, you were relegated to free sites.

In no particular order, I remember spending a massive amount of time on

bleacheatingfreaks

brunchingshuttlepeepees

McSweeneys Internet Tendency

The Somethingawful front page

The Mirth Canal

Collegehumor

Pointless Waste of Time

Maddox's Best Page in the Universe

Between all of those SA and PWOT were the ones that ate up most time by a huge margin. Maddox was in the top 3 but as a one man show his updates were less frequent. SA had an incredible archive of B list movie reviews, bizarre indie games and actually funny content. Every english speaking nerdy weirdo would have had some contact with SA in these years. The forums were like an neurodivergent library of alexandria. Meanwhile, the front page had Fashion SWAT, WTF D&D, roamin' dad and various short stories alongside the weekend web, where they'd showcase bizarre web1.0 sites.

PWOT had a front page that in my opinion was as good and often better than SA. The content was better written, even though it was slightly more normie pilled. The forums were less active and worse, but the routinely good articles made up for it.

At some point likely around 2004/2005 Cracked, a print magazine that had historically played second fiddle to MAD magazine, decided to retool its content for the web. Who made this choice, I don't know, but they were absolutely prescient about the future of content and their decision would without exaggeration change internet content entirely.

Before cracked the entire idea of content was different. Longform articles were king. Most websites were text with few pictures, hand written in HTML and still mostly called web logs as the term blog didn't exist yet. Most of this was due to bandwidth constraints. Anyone who was online at the time was on dialup, and complex content alienated your viewerbase, not only were load times glacial but it wasn't uncommon for internet to be charged by the kilobyte.

Maddox's content was pretty emblematic of the time.

It was just words, maybe a jpg. The format began to change with the advent of DSL and digital cameras, and so content diversified. Something changed and hosting costs became trivial and websites took full advantage. No longer could you store an entire web ring on a single floppy diskette.

The blogosphere took off but content was still esoteric and cozy. I remember this one guy who lived by the mexican border and would post weird mexican grocery store products, or this one nerd who designed a 555 timer circuit to trigger the camera he attached to his cat's collar. Now you can probably find thousands of hours of cat POV content but he might have been the only one to do it back then.

What does this have to do with Wong? He had cultivated a large following on PWOT and had by this time written at least one novel. His work ethic was admirable and he posted regularly and as far as I know wasn't involved in drama. He wasn't irony poisoned or egomaniacal, like Lowtax or maddox.

Him and most, if not all, of the PWOT writers were hired on by cracked. At first the articles followed the standard format at the time:

But some point around 2006 Wong struck gold with the Listicle format. Normies were flooding the net now, everyone was on facebook, eternal september was irreversible. Youtube was taking off and most sites were pivoting to video. Most notably CH and the Onion, who's content then declined dramatically imo.

It's fun to shit on listicles now but 2006 era cracked was good. The authors wrote long, informed and entertaining articles about all kinds of weird trivia. Traffic to cracked skyrocketed, proto redditors flocked to the site. There were still some essay posts and older style content at this time, but it was getting rarer. The format got clicks, and other sites took note. Almost overnight it seemed that the entire internet was just listicles.

But cracked's golden age wouldn't last. The content soon turned entirely to listicles and the well ran dry. I'm not sure if they ran out of good writers (how many people can condense an entire 101 history course into 6 funny paragraphs?) or if Wong saw that normiepilled content drove more views. Soon the topics were exclusively vidya, comics and pop culture.

Apparently it still pays the bills and Wong is still executive director and has not done anything notable since, to my knowledge. The site exists but the content is the worst it has ever been:

Edit2: I'll categorize this list by activity and create sub-categories later today and probably add to it over time. I put it together so it'd be easier for people to find fun fringe drama or otherwise be entertained. Enjoy!

Please comment if you have others to add to the list. I bit off more than I can chew because apparently there's thousands of these, so I omitted ones that were boring, inactive, and/or redundant.

General or Misc Fringe

• /r/Experiencers

• /r/PastSaturnsRings

• /r/Saturnstormcube

• /r/TheSaturnTimeCube

• /r/Echerdex

• /r/holofractal

• /r/C_S_T

• /r/HighStrangeness

• /r/UnexplainedPhenomena7

• /r/AWLIAS

• /r/StrangeEarth

• /r/EscapingPrisonPlanet

• /r/shiftingreality

• /r/retconned

• /r/MandelaEffect

• /r/QuantumImmortality

• /r/DimensionJumping

• /r/projectstargate

• /r/MatrixReality

• /r/SimulationTheory

• /r/timeslip

• /r/anonspropheticdream

• /r/ReincarnationTruth

• /r/anomaliesunleashed

• /r/45thworldproblems

• /r/FringeTheory

• /r/premonition

New Age

• /r/energy_work

• /r/soulnexus

• /r/awakened

• /r/starseeds

• /r/astralprojection

• /r/pastlives

• /r/SpiritualAwakening

• /r/spiritguides

• /r/Mediums

• /r/LightWorkers

• /r/pastlives

• /r/realwitchcraft

• /r/lawofone

• /r/kundalini

• /r/ChildrenoftheLight

• /r/spiritualchills

• /r/telekinesis

• /r/LyranStarseeds

• /r/AstralArmy

Paranoid/Classic

• /r/targetedenergyweapons

• /r/directedenergyweapons

• /r/targetedsolutions

• /r/gangstalking

• /r/SurveillanceStalking

• /r/invisiblerainbow

• /r/electromagnetics

• /r/chemtrails

• /r/morgellons

• /r/OTIR

• /r/MKUltra

• /r/reptilians

• /r/PrepperIntel

• /r/monarchmindcontrol

• /r/v2ktechnology

• /r/emfdefense

• /r/artificial_telepathy

• /r/oregonpsychotronicwar

• /r/HatMan

Religion, Politics, & Conspiracy (aka BORING)

• /r/conspiracy_commons

• /r/ConspiracyII

• /r/conspiracyundone

• /r/exposingcabalrituals

• /r/Bibleconspiracy

• /r/Trump666

• /r/shematria

• /r/gematria

• /r/FollowJesusObeyTorah

• /r/AgainstTheIlluminati

• /r/censoredreality

• /r/TruthLeaks

• /r/newworldorder

• /r/zen

• /r/ahomeforplaguerats

• /r/EndTimers

Occult

• /r/occult

• /r/Esotericism

• /r/DemonolatryPractices

• /r/Kabbalah2

• /r/Thelema

• /r/magick

• /r/chaosmagick

• /r/gnosticism

• /r/sacredgeometry

• /r/hermeticism

• /r/alchemy

• /r/alexandria

• /r/threekings

• /r/Groomercordian

• /r/subgenius

• /r/castaneda

Scientific & Historical

• /r/CulturalLayer

• /r/alternativehistory

• /r/GrowingEarth

• /r/homogiganticus

• /r/LostAncientTechnology

• /r/Atlantis

• /r/AncientAliens

• /r/HOLLOWEARTH

• /r/AntarcticAnomalies

• /r/globeskepticism

• /r/Tartaria

• /r/sorceryofthespectacle

• /r/Pleiadians

• /r/flatearth_polite

• /r/moonlandingfake

Lifestyle

• /r/semenretention

• /r/pureretention

• /r/foreskin_restoration

• /r/restoringdick

• /r/antipsychiatry

• /r/subredditdrama

• /r/carnivorediet

• /r/radicalmentalhealth

• /r/lawofattraction

• /r/manifestation

• /r/Nevillegoddard

• /r/JosephMurphy

Lite

• /r/paranormal

• /r/UFOs

• /r/twinflames

• /r/telepathy

• /r/witchcraft

• /r/reincarnation

• /r/NDE

• /r/cryptozoology

• /r/aliens

• /r/bigfoot

• /r/Tarot

• /r/psychonaut

• /r/subliminal

• /r/humanoidencounters

• /r/glitch_in_the_matrix

• /r/otherkin

• /r/tulpas

• /r/ghosts

• /r/Empaths

• /r/crystals

• /r/RBI

• /r/unexplainedphotos

• /r/OddityCollectors

• /r/singularity

Edit: Oops, pressed enter too soon

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/18de5jd/gen_z_is_hopping_on_to_some_worrying_trends?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/18db1jl/gen_z_is_hopping_on_to_some_worrying_trends

you know why?

because he's a BAD FAITH ACTOR

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.@AOC has just been escorted by police away from the Supreme Court. pic.twitter.com/F9DOoLq8yJ

— Douglas Blair (@DouglasKBlair) July 19, 2022

Larp on you r-slurred, dramatic queen.

Why are Asian Americans buying guns in record numbers? The Guardian has answers:

- they are fearful of conservative, white-dominated spaces
- NRA marketing
- they don’t trust police because of BLM pic.twitter.com/C2Xxh3PM7H

— Psyop Resister (@sanrio_pilled) August 17, 2022

Article link.

Jus to clarify, you misread the first one. Nguyen, the Asian firearms instructor, laments that the gun community is intimidatingly white and coservative, dissuading more Asians from getting into guns. Not that Asians are buying guns becuase they are afraid of white people.

John Fetterman spent the night standing on a rooftop waving an Israeli flag at protestors in Pennsylvania. Just an unbelievable sight to see. pic.twitter.com/5sJHMTLMht

— James Ray 🔻 (@GoodVibePolitik) January 27, 2024

I leave this here, without comment. pic.twitter.com/qdoOTGxgGp

— 😈 Spawny | spawny.btc | spawny.eth | (@hellspawncrypto) August 7, 2023

DYSON

V A C U S S Y

Treat yoself coomers:

My mum got this @BritishGas. This is insane. pic.twitter.com/wWu9RBMDMb

— Alex Hilton (@alexhilton) September 17, 2022

Just sell queen-o-pops bro.

L.

If this was Canada you could simply ask the government to kill you rather than pay that.

UPDATE: she moved on like I predicted. 😂 https://t.co/RXFxiDf8Mk pic.twitter.com/eIYvRZoYlJ

— Amiri King (@AmiriKing) June 14, 2023

Yall may remember this but context:

One month later new bf:

She be a habitual L taker:

Hope it was worth it keeping it real.

Yasss Xueen sign him up for Drag classes instead

Dear Care and Feeding,

My 7-year-old son is in Cub Scouts and loves it; me, not so much. It seems to go against everything I've been trying to teach my boys. There is a lot of God and patriotism. At every meeting they promise to be clean and reverent, to do their duty to God and be morally straight, which makes me cringe. We are atheists, which the program technically bans. Up until recently the Boy Scouts also had anti-gay policies. It seems like a no-brainer that this group isn't for us, but my son loves it. Our "den" gives the option of community service instead of going to church for the "Duty to God" badge. Other than the pledge in the beginning, we have really enjoyed the family friendly activities, projects, and group campouts. I've heard comments about masks and losing freedoms, I've seen a Let's Go Brandon flag in a leader's garage, but overall everyone has been friendly and welcoming and hasn't talked politics.

I've talked to my son about why I don't think we should continue, but he is 7 and just wants to build cars and go fishing. It doesn't help that his best friends' parents are the leaders of the program. With the recent Supreme Court rulings, I just can't stomach these meetings anymore. He is supposed to march in the Fourth of July parade and I have no desire to celebrate America right now. I've checked and cannot find any similar groups in our area. My husband says it would be wrong to make him quit because of my beliefs. But he is 7, isn't it my job to teach him my morals? I'm so torn on what to do!

--- A Mom Just Trying to Do the Right Thing

Dear Just Trying,

Since each Boy Scout troop takes its own approach to the rules and traditions of the national organization, I'm not going to try to explore or debate the positions of the national organization, because that's not the heart of your question. Your question is really whether your discomfort with the national organization is reason enough to pull your kid out of the local program, so the local is what I'm going to focus on.

It is your job to teach your son your morals, but at some point it's also your job to let him codify his own set of values, which may or may not line up with yours. Don't worry, I'm not suggesting that your 7-year-old is ready for that! But I think having an eye toward that future point is your best course of action here. It sounds like you can be reasonably certain that the den leaders, or at least one of them, have different political beliefs than you, but that at least so far those beliefs have not entered the Scout activities. Same goes for the religious elements inherent in the program---in fact your den made some accommodations for your family so that your son could fully participate. Although I understand your discomfort, I'm not sure now is the time to pull him out of the program. If these leaders continue to be respectful of political boundaries and your religious beliefs, then there seems very little danger, at least for now, that your son would pick up anything objectionable to you. And it sounds like both the activities themselves and the other boys in the group are motivational for your son.

I think this is one of those situations where you can let your son continue to be involved with the Scouts while also continuing to speak with him and read with him about the social and moral perspectives you want him to adopt as he grows. Keep an open dialogue and involve him in activism to the extent you are comfortable. In doing so, he may come to question the Boy Scouts' "shtick" all on his own and find another activity. Or, he may continue to be involved in Scouts, but also grow up to be a rabid liberal, in which case he has learned a really important skill: how to coexist, collaborate, and have meaningful relationships with people who have different views than oneself.

I don't mean to downplay your discomfort at the rhetoric of certain political factions and recent events regarding a person's rights---I share it. But I'm also not convinced that the lesson you want to teach your son, or these other parents, is that you feel the need to isolate yourself away from anyone who seems like they vote "R." So long as these leaders and parents create a respectful space for people of all beliefs, you can wait until your son is old enough to make a decision about his association with the group for himself.

My pops used to tell me I had hair on my arms because I was part chimp. He’d play monkey sounds off his phone and tell me it was a voicemail from my real father. No one can ever look me in the eyes and tell me they understand what I’ve been through

— Rami (@4PF_Rami) September 28, 2022

My father often called me an illegal immigrant from Nigeria, he’d threaten to tell the police to have me deported if I didn’t follow his orders.

when i was 6 my mom started pretending to be dead when i came back from school and she’d go the whole way bc she’d hold her breath when I tried to test and id tickle her and hit her and she continued pretending for a full hour while i mourned her

had a mate, her and her husband used to lie on the floor covered in tomato sauce when their 3 kids came home from school, they thought it was hysterical! All the kids are grown up now and all have serious problems!

My dad told me it was too expensive to get me a birth certificate so they registered me at the pound. My dad also said that when he spanked me he wouldn't get in as much trouble because I'm a dog

My dad used to tell me I wasn’t dark enough to actually be his and he was just doing the mailman a favor 😂😂😂

https://tiktok.com/t/ZT882SgTH/

WARNING: Foid nonsense

and in the middle of the lane… some people’s kids. Frick

Ummm… those are my kids. And she just learned a valuable lesson. Now she knows what she didn’t know.

Actually her mom LMAO

Darn Theresa you got some dumbass kids…

I would say you shouldn’t reproduce but that’s obviously too late.

BONUS COMMENT:

Is this the same girl that thought she was going to a Mavs playoff game, but turned out to be a watch party?

OP : Yes it is

GOOD NIGHT I HATE WOMEN

Tat my face on u so i know it’s real pic.twitter.com/lE8pQrtwLx

— Rubi Rose (@RubiRose) December 5, 2023

Tldr:

This is the moid:

KNOWN COOMER:

These foids wouldn't know what romance is if it stabbed them in the heart smh:

L:

Whole post is neighbors analyzing his crazy dms and laughing:

Why they gotta victim blame ya girl like that:

A group of Georgia high school football players quickly jumped into action to help save a 50-year-old woman who was involved in a serious car crash.

Smoke was seen pouring out from under the hood and fluid was pouring onto the intersection. The door of the vehicle was jammed, and the woman was unable to get out.

As math teacher Luis Goya was calling 911 after seeing the incident himself, the athletes rushed to go help the woman to safety.

"They literally started using their strength to pry the door open, so the lady could be released. After a few seconds of pulling and pushing the door, the boys ended up opening it and helped her get out of the car. She was shaking and still in panic, but our RHS boys gave her comfort and were able to help her," Goya wrote in a Facebook post.

Wholesome

btw if u are afraid of the feds at this point u are a cuck, frick dem pigs

Russia getting ready to mobilize it's population for the Russia-Ukraine War

Russian airlines are denying it

Orange Site

look at my progressives dawg we ain’t ever getting rid of misogyny bro pic.twitter.com/uNAiJmXCJY

— socdarling 🎀🔆 (@socdarling) April 18, 2023

Tweet is 5 mins old so may get bigger idk. Go troll them.

Original thread.

Lol.

Context probs.