What did they mean by this?

#DC
Environmental protestors, who are demanding Biden proclaim an environmental emergency, move out of this woman’s way after she said ‘move before I pull my gun out.’

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— The Daily Sneed™ (@Tr00peRR) October 7, 2022

Mandatory guns for all based black women immediately. @MrPenny and @bballbelle looking at you bitches.

Nitter link.

Anupallavi reportedly had an affair with Himavanth Kumar and the duo had arranged three contract killers to get Naveen murdered. While they had paid Rs 90,000 as an advance, they were to pay Rs 1.1 lakh once the job was done.

The woman, identified as Anupallavi, a resident of Doddabidarakallu in Bengaluru, was married to Naveen Kumar and the couple have two children. Kumar runs a mill and also works as a cab driver.

On July 23, two of the contract killers hired Naveen’s cab to go to Tamil Nadu. One of them later joined them and shortly after, the trio kidnapped Naveen and kept him at a house. However, the accused could not muster courage to kill Naveen and instead, befriended him and ended up partying with him.

When they were asked to call and confirm whether the job was done, the accused poured tomato ketchup on Naveen’s body and took a picture and sent it to Himavanth and Anupallavi. After seeing the photograph, Himavanth got scared and died by suicide at his residence in Bagalagunte on August 1.

Meanwhile, Naveen’s sister had filed a missing complaint with the Peenya police on August 2 and later, when the man returned on August 6, the police questioned him. It is then that he narrated the events to the police.

When the police checked Himavanth and Anupallavi’s phones, they found out that Anupallavi’s mother Ammojamma was also involved.

Soon after, the police arrested all the accused although Naveen had requested them to spare Anupallavi as HE LOVED HER AND WANTED TO FORGIVE HER.

I hate scrotes so much.

Kek. pic.twitter.com/CzgsR65ylN

— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) December 11, 2022

If your mother dumped me for the reasons you're dumping boyfriends, you wouldn't exist, my child.

Yes, your mother and I are very happy, now, in our late 40s. But trust me, it wasn't always this way. We've been more or less happy with each other for the last 15 years, but those first ten years together weren't all lollipops and unicorns, dear.

You dumped your last boyfriend, who lived with you in the apartment in our basement, and whom I'd gotten to know really well and like... you dumped him because he was Googling the names of his old high school crushes. Kid, there's nothing wrong with a guy doing that. I did that. I still do that. I haven't spoken to my crush in over 28 years now, but that doesn't mean I don't remember her.

I'm not cheating on your mother when I Google the names of girls I used to know and like when I was in high school. I'm just being curious about how their lives turned out. I do it for my old guy friends, too. It's normal.

Sweetheart, any guy you date is also going to still watch porn while in a relationship with you. There's nothing wrong with that, either. It's none of your business, which is why you don't know this, but your mom and I watch porn together (gasp).

Oh, and she Googles the names of her old high school crushes sometimes, too.

Child, I love you, so please take some advice from me when you find your next boyfriend: don't expect him to forget everything from his past, just because he's with you now. And don't expect him to stop looking at other women. There's nothing wrong with looking. Your mother and I both still look at other people. We just don't touch.

We're married, not dead.

Edit: I deleted the part about my usual password being my old crush's unique last name and her basketball jersey number, because apparently that's "weird" to a lot of people. It's been my password since the mid 1990s, when I was still in high school, and well before I met my wife. I like it because it's a phonetic spelling of a non-English surname, so it doesn't show up in any dictionary. Plus, yes, it reminds me of my high school days, which I enjoyed. And yes, my wife knows the password and what it is. She doesn't care, because she knows its harmless.

imagine having a redditor as your father

Fight

Cast Spell

Drink Potion

Flee

oh god no pic.twitter.com/VVANieDu0w

— kris kringle (@cosmepolitics) November 2, 2022

lol

https://nypost.com/2023/08/02/lufthansa-pilot-draws-peepee-in-the-sky-after-flight-diverted/

Nothing to see here, move along.

https://rdrama.net/comment/2791074#context

Context: reddit jannie gets salty when people talk shit about his people

John Fetterman spent the night standing on a rooftop waving an Israeli flag at protestors in Pennsylvania. Just an unbelievable sight to see. pic.twitter.com/5sJHMTLMht

— James Ray 🔻 (@GoodVibePolitik) January 27, 2024

Was setting up a laptop and the voice assistant was speaking, it came to the license agreement and she goes 'you can decline but then, you know, no windows.'

Some fricking braindead zoomer is being consulted to come up with shitty redditisms like that so the company with a quasi monopoly on OSs can appear funny.

https://twitter.com/JoyceCarolOates/status/1755745383207125216

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/a364vv/altright_approved_video_games/eb3o9sd/?sort=controversial

I'm going to be able to make a million of these