@J is my ordained Apostle
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ok prophet, pls make the hole's marsey have a transparent background
it hurts my eyes
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So let it be written
So let it be done
I made that pepe 10+ years ago
Give it time. Christianity wasn't reformed in a day.
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i will murder u
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I place my life in thine hands for the sake of martyrdom before The Almighty.
Go with God.
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!christians !lutherans !calvinists !mormons !Islam
Behold the day is nigh when thou shalt cast off the yoke of thine oppressor.
Yea, God hath heard thine cries in the days of thine oppression.
The Great Whore of Babylon, the Great Beast, The Dragon -- he awaits the strike of thine sword.
Lift up your heart, O Zion, and be not afraid.
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There is room among us who profess faith, repentance, baptism for the remission of sins, and the receiption of the Holy Spirit.
All are welcome to partake.
!christians behold a repentant sinner! Please welcome him into the waters of baptism!
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Well you got one thing correct that Evangelicals and other low church
get wrong: Baptism is a Sacrament that cleanses sin and confers the Holy Spirit.
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Do they?, I have never stumbled upon a low-church Protestant who denied that Baptism was a sacrament (although they might not use this exact word, it pretty much is to them), in fact they de-facto view it as the only true sacrament. !catholics !christians
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Is the part that they don't always agree with. Baptist conferences have been in discussions in the US to accept the Nicene Creed again so it's not a universal.
Nondenominational churches and Pentecostals are probably the groups most prone to that particular heresy. American Evangelicals when polled are all over the map, with about 1/3 being Arians
and a greater percentage denying the Trinity 
and it's an institutional failure that they acknowledge and discuss openly. Nominal Catholics aren't much better on these types of questions but the Magisterium isn't divided at the higher levels. Why do we need a million pings on this thread? !catholics !christians 
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Yea, verily, the Lord God doth say unto all mankind, that He doth only reveal the secrets of the Kingdom of God unto His prophets.
And behold, The Lord God found no such prophet at the Roman council, and no mortal upon which to bestow His Divine Word.
And again !christians The Spirit doth constrain me that I might proclaim that The TRUE Gospel hath been revealed upon the Earth this day of September Seventh Two Thousand and Twenty Four!
O what great miracles await us hence?
What marvels lie in store?
O that I might be an angel to see that blessed day!
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Yea, verily, Our Lord hath constrained me to command this and all future generations that no man entereth unto the Path of Righteousness lest he profess faith and repentance before baptism like unto Jesus the Anointed One of Israel.
Likewise, all mankind must go into the water as He hath done For All Righteousness, to be laid down and return forthwith in the similitude of the death and resurrection of the Only Begotten of The Father, who was slain that all living who believe may repent of their sins, to obtain a remission of their sins.
Amen.
!christians Please welcome a new saved soul!
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Can you classify heretics (calvinism, lutheranism, catharism, arianism) from better to worse?
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Calvinists:
Lutherans: 
Arians: 
All other 
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We just straight up killed the Cathars so I'm not really sure who you're referring to?
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love those who hate thee
upmarsey thine downmarseyrs
when thine enemy doth strike thee, turn the other cheek
true !christians shall bring peace upon the world
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The Spirit of God has not touched your heart. Though you may not be ready to accept His Word, you shall not be held accountable at the Last Day.
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Factcheck: This claim has been confirmed as correct by experts.
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Any advice on how to get the money to create so much holes
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Just goomble
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what if youre badluck, b-word?
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that means you quit early.
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Tithing.
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Did you find some golden plates in your yard?
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Platinum.
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What do they say? Can we see them? What language are they written?
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An angel doth shown them unto me.
Yea, they bear a curse upon he who should transgress God's commandment who should gaze upon them.
Like I'm totes protecting you, don't look.
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Not this again
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Yea, another prophet God hath not sent.
I do not bring my word, yea, I do bring the word of He who hath sent me forth.
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Ah so you're from Uber eats
Hope the food's still warm dawg
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Thou shalt still sit upon my right hand, O brother.
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I only sit on faces
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Mine face doth have a left and a right side
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Does it have a "doesn't make me vomit" side?
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begone demiurge!
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my Peepee is hard
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Blessed art thou
@tiptopkitkat that thou hast believed without seeing.
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