!christians don't tell the !atheists this information but let that shit sink in for 5 seconds.
!goyim I think the Ju-know-whos might have lied about the creation of the Earth and some other stuff.
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Noah didn't even know about the Garden of Eden, Adam, Eve, or any of God's commandments because nobody was writing this shit down until Moses.
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So you're telling me that all of humanity was wicked enough to be drowned so that Noah his wife Joan of Ark could be the new Adam and Eve and start everything all over even though God knew his first creation would fail
And they didn't have written commandments from God
And their actual sins weren't recorded
And this isn't relevant to you
!r-slurs !christians pure Baptist crossover
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If you're ever curious enough to engage with the subject seriously I'd recommend starting with Classical Theism since this has all been discussed many times over.
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Is there a Neo Art Deco Theism or something
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Yes, because God (the Demiurge) is evil
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You mean Prometheus who created Man from clay and put him in a garden where he could never die until a woman was tempted and caused mortality to fall upon the human race?
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Prometheus gave us fire so he's a gigachad in my book. Pandora do be a stupid b-word tho
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Prometheus gave us fire TWICE.
Zeus got pissed off at humanity and sent a flood to drown everyone. (The Jews were very original)
The surviving man and woman got told by the sympathetic gods to walk up a mountain and pick up rocks and throw them over their shoulders, and they turned into more humans.
When Prometheus saw his creation returning to caves to starve and die off he gave them fire again. Then Zeus got pissed off and did the liver/bird thing until Hercules -- Zeus's son -- saved the Savior of humanity.
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They could still talk
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They refused to talk, or they forgot to talk, or the story didn't happen.
No matter what, the message didn't get passed on to the person who wrote down the story. God was mad, he killed everyone, and we don't know what he was mad about.
God knew he was going to create Adolf Hitler later to kill his own Chosen People, but He used His One-Time-Only flood to kill all humanity when there were only like 10,000 people alive.
The only commandment God had issued to that point was to not eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, which if you didn't know the difference between Good and Evil then you didn't even know that you were doing something wrong.
God would beat an r-slur for being r-slurred.
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I don't know how anyone can read Genesis and not think:
these people just made shit up to try to explain natural phenomenon as best they could, then try to convince their children that something would get you if you were bad, and reward you if you were good, and our people are super special direct descendants of the first people god created. insert popular flood myth copied from other cultures that were formed around floodplains but this time our descendants are the only ones to survive.
It's all so silly.
"oh and the reason there are so many languages and not one like you'd expect is everyone came from common descent is because people built a tower and god didn't like it so he made people speak different languages"
"oh and you know those natural geologic formations of salt crystals, no I can't explain them so I'll just say that it's actually a lady turned to stone because she didn't listen to god"
"look at these two brothers, one is strong but the other is smart, but even when the smart one deceives the strong one the strong one still loves his brother, also he wrestles angels, aren't our peoples great?"
"oh look how cunning our people can be, aren't our peoples great"
"Look our people are so great that they rose to power within the Egyptian empire"
It's so masturbatory. And all of Christian doctrine hinges on it. And all of American foreign policy is determined by people who take it as the literal truth. Fricking christcucks and Jews.
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No Snappy. It's:
All That Shit
By God.
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Are you r-slurred?
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lemme guess this is the only book you've read
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I know we're all gay here but you don't have to really try hard about it.
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God is love.
God is life.
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