!christians don't tell the !atheists this information but let that shit sink in for 5 seconds.
!goyim I think the Ju-know-whos might have lied about the creation of the Earth and some other stuff.
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Noah didn't even know about the Garden of Eden, Adam, Eve, or any of God's commandments because nobody was writing this shit down until Moses.
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So you're telling me that all of humanity was wicked enough to be drowned so that Noah his wife Joan of Ark could be the new Adam and Eve and start everything all over even though God knew his first creation would fail
And they didn't have written commandments from God
And their actual sins weren't recorded
And this isn't relevant to you
!r-slurs !christians pure Baptist crossover
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Yes, because God (the Demiurge) is evil
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You mean Prometheus who created Man from clay and put him in a garden where he could never die until a woman was tempted and caused mortality to fall upon the human race?
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Prometheus gave us fire so he's a gigachad in my book. Pandora do be a stupid b-word tho
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Prometheus gave us fire TWICE.
Zeus got pissed off at humanity and sent a flood to drown everyone. (The Jews were very original)
The surviving man and woman got told by the sympathetic gods to walk up a mountain and pick up rocks and throw them over their shoulders, and they turned into more humans.
When Prometheus saw his creation returning to caves to starve and die off he gave them fire again. Then Zeus got pissed off and did the liver/bird thing until Hercules -- Zeus's son -- saved the Savior of humanity.
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If you're ever curious enough to engage with the subject seriously I'd recommend starting with Classical Theism since this has all been discussed many times over.
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Is there a Neo Art Deco Theism or something
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