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Russia put a nuke in space, we're all going to die lol

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/white-house-plans-brief-lawmakers-house-chairman-warns/story?id=107232293

This morning, the House Intelligence Committee posted this ominous message:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707943602075759.webp

It's a big enough deal that the Gang of 8 is meeting tomorrow: https://x.com/reesejgorman/status/1757817086045229537

Speculators noticed that Russia launched a rocket with a "classified payload" five days ago: https://x.com/ColbyBadhwar/status/1757838088850567215

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17079450052077446.webp

It leaked pretty quickly that Russia put a nuke in space.

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The sun is like one giant nuke constantly exploding so we should be fine :marseyclueless:

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since when does the sun undergo fission?

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The sun uses fusion, sweaty

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russoid education worse than burger education apparently

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:marseyxd: yeah, so why were you calling it a nuke again?

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>Nice fission bomb, but they'll never make a fusion bomb.

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Bro are you for real? The biggest nukes are based on fusion

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they are hybrids r-slur. Also more commonly called H bombs.

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I just had to explain what boosted fission was to him :marseysmug2:

I bet he doesn't even know what quantum chromodynamics or flavordynamics are

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>he doesn't keep his electrical infetterence under control

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Even the primary fission charge in a nuke is ackshyuwally a fission-fusion-fission device, aka "boosted fission." It is a thin shell of plutonium filled with either tritium or lithium-6.

The x-rays emitted by the plutonium reaction trigger fusion in the tritium, which then causes more fusion on the inner lining of the plutonium.

Essentially is causes a higher percentage of the same amount of fissile material to undergo fission, with minimal energy release from fusion.

The X-rays from the primary fission charge ignite the secondary fusion charge and start the fusion reaction.

You can keep adding more and more charges if you like.

PS nobody calls them H bombs. They're nukes.

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>Even the primary fission charge in a nuke is ackshyuwally a fission-fusion-fission device, aka "boosted fission." It is a thin shell of plutonium filled with either tritium or lithium-6.

>The x-rays emitted by the plutonium reaction trigger fusion in the tritium, which then causes more fusion on the inner lining of the plutonium.

>Essentially is causes a higher percentage of the same amount of fissile material to undergo fission, with minimal energy release from fusion.

>The X-rays from the primary fission charge ignite the secondary fusion charge and start the fusion reaction.

>You can keep adding more and more charges if you like.

>PS nobody calls them H bombs. They're nukes.

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This; it's an anti-satellite system that isn't going to be pointed at earth. They're just gonna use it to blow up satellites if they even use it at all.

Which would still be very bad if they did it, but nothing ever happens.

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also wouldn't it be easier to intercept a nuke from space? I don't know what the frick I'm talking about but I feel like it would be. Space lasers are a much bigger concern

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Space lasers are a much bigger concern

The one thing I've never seen anyone address with space lasers is the fact polishing exists. Couldn't I just chrome the shit out of my missile and reflect the majority of energy from your laser?

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Probably not going :marseysalmaid: to be very reflective after atmospheric re-entry :marseysheercliff: :marseyburn:

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I'm not an authority on this either but there was some early concern that this "unidentified threat" was a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractional_Orbital_Bombardment_System, which would be difficult to detect compared to an ICBM.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707976480298741.webp

ICBMs already spend some of their time "in space."

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Space lasers (of the not god's-chosen kind) are a :marseynothingburger: . Theres so much absorption and scattering due to the athmosphere that you dont actually end up with any energy at the target compared to the power you have to put into it. And that leads to the second big issue, waste heat that you have to get rid of but cant in space. Your lazer's just gonna fry itself.

Intercepting a ballistic missle is easier in space than in reentry, but you still need your interceptor in the right place, with enough range, and enough speed to actually get an intercept vector. That gets even more complicated with MIRVs or decoys that seperate from the booster in space, so you actually have half a dozen smaller targrts to shoot at instead of one large.

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Space lasers are a much bigger concern

At first glance I thought that said space BIPOCs and thought "Hmm, I guess that would be a concern." :marseypipe: Spending too much time here lately.

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>Russia is about to CONQUER Europe! It has a doomsday weapon, so give us your tax dollars or we all DIE!

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They're orchestrating a war too draft and mulch the incels that refuse too go trans lives matter.

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All @JimieWhales is saying is, give war a chance.

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>noooo Putin cant just send ethnic minorities and criminals to the front

>noooo President Harris cant just send chuds and mayos to the front

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Both are correct. Russian military it's undergeared, undertrained and inept, but they also have nukes.

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It's like an r-slur wearing welding goggles and carrying a .38, but a country.

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Mark my words russia is gonna frick around so much with nuclear rhetoric we're gonna see an international manhatten project with over a trillion dollars dumped in to nulify the nuclear threat completely.

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Lol nuclear disarmament is impossible


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So we can have regular warfare again? Based. Trans lives matter more than MAD.

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is this a challenge? :marseysmug2:

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i think the real challenge for russia is conquering a tiny neighboring country :xd:

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Ukraine is many things but "tiny" ain't one of them.

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it's like 1/100th the size of russia :talk2hand:

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Ukraine is many things but "tiny" ain't one of them.

but they're not even conquering all of it, what is your point lmao

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which? the ukraine oblast was already conquered in 1918

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is that why we are in like year 5 of russian invading ukraine

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:marseyclueless: what could you possibly mean?

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I enjoy your larp, you do a good job of being an r-slur commie.

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unfortunately for you, I am being genuine here. But I don't think most dramatards are capable of understanding the truth.

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Lol, keep it up!

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Yes, as long as you target Germany first:marseyflaggermanygenocide:

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My armies are already occupying it.

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I thought they were gypsies at first :marseypearlclutch:

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I don't see a difference. cigans are indian btw.

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sign of fasicsm: portraying enemy as weak and strong at the same time :marseyscream:

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Our incompetent, very stupid enemies keep outwitting us at every turn

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Isnt space like really really big? I think it can handle a nuke or two unless its flat or something

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