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Of course you're not gonna find any cryptids in the Democratic Republic of the Congo - because unlike humans, cryptids are smart enough to get the frick out of that war-torn hellhole
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idk. i think that'd be the perfect place for them. no one has a camera to take a picture. no one ever goes to the country for tourism. it's the perfect place to hide!
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The only reason cryptids need to hide is so they don't get shot by narrow minded humans, so if you're in a place where humans are gonna shoot at you regardless of whether they know you're a cryptid that sort of defeats the point of hiding there in the first place
Literally the only reason for cryptids to get involved in war is if they can get some money or political power out of it since why bother taking sides in any conflict when both sides are gonna treat you like a second-class citizen?
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who said they were getting involved in the war?!
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Neutrality isn't an option when you're in a trench
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yeah but it is when yer a cryptid living in the middle of a jungle trying to stay away from people. CHECK MATE, ATHEIST.
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Sure but if you were a cryptid why would you want to live like an animal in the middle of some remote jungle when having technology makes life much easier and more fun?
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why are you acting like cryptids are basically human they can't use technology dingus did you ever see bigfoot or the mothman browsing twitter or holding a conversation yeah didn't think so CHECK MATE AGAIN
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We were talking about cryptids who can pass as human, like Aswang or Kitsune. Cryptids that don't have at least human level intelligence wouldn't even be able to make decisions because they would act purely on instinct.
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If I wanted to establish a powerful state to grow my cryptid cult from, wartorn shitholes are the perfect place to start
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True, literally the only good reason to base oneself there.
But how likely do you think the natives would be to accept a cryptid as their president? Even the United States would never allow something like that, and we're a first world country that is pretty tolerant by modern standards. The DNC is the kind of place where they eat albinos as "spirit medicine" so I wouldn't be super optimistic about them being cool with a cryptid as their new leader.
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