I need something fast

My God this guy is pathetic. He's older than me and he's still afraid of imaginary monsters under his bed.

How in the frick do these literal tards have so much influence over both political parties?

Some cryptids appear briefly, spook a few townsfolk, and then melt quietly back into the night. Other cryptids, like the Beast of Bladenboro, crash onto the scene with astonishing violence.

In January 1954 in the town of Bladenboro, North Carolina, three dogs were discovered with their skulls crushed flat and tongues chewed out. But it wasn't until somebody cut open the poor canines that they discovered something even more disturbing. According to the Robesonian newspaper, Police Chief Roy Fores explained that the dogs had been almost completely exsanguinated. The same word popped into everybody's head at this revelation, but Fores was the first to use it on record: vampire. He immediately tried to drain the terror from the word, though, adding: “The vampire is probably a mad wolf.”

Posses were formed to support Fores as he searched the swamplands on the edge of town for what the newspapers variously called a “vampire beast” or “vampire killer” or the “bleeder beast of Bladenboro.” None of those hunting parties could find the creature. Somehow, though, many of the dogs in town did.

Over the course of the next month, up to a dozen dogs were killed, some decapitated, some drained of blood, and others mauled. Footprints in the snow included long, heavy claw marks, and people started seeing a darkcoated, cat-faced creature between three and five feet long and between 90 and 150 pounds, the size of a large dog. The beast's cry sounded like that of a baby or a woman in distress, but of a timbre that communicated in no uncertain terms that its source was not human.

About a thousand hunters came from miles around to bag the beast, outnumbering the local residents by a good couple hundred. The hunters even brought dogs as bait. For one dog, it worked too well, as it was dragged off into the swamp by the creature within earshot of a hunting party that was powerless to stop it. Newspapers reported that Bladenboro had turned into a carnival, although probably not the kind of carnival you want

to bring your kids to. Many hypothesized about the types of large cats that the beast could be—panther, lynx, bobcat, catamount, mountain lion—but none of these animals quite fit the profile. Those types of cats were either extremely rare in Bladenboro or weren't so violently confrontational. One veterinarian posited that it might not be a cat at all, but an escaped watchdog on a bloodlust-fueled killing spree.

Some found humor in the situation. The News and Observer quotes an unnamed man as saying, “Before the beast came, my wife and I had twin beds.” And the local theater owner (who was also the mayor) made sure not only to run The Big Cat, a 1949 action movie about a puma, but to take out a newspaper ad about it that read:

now you can see the ‘cat'!

we've got him on our screen!

in technicolor too!

Its first attack on a human was on January 5 at eight p.m. Mrs. C. E. Kinlaw was outside her house investigating some whimpering dogs. She saw the creature, which she described as a “big mountain lion.” It charged at her. She screamed. It stalled in its tracks, and, as her husband dashed outside, it ran off. They examined its tracks later and learned something newly disturbing: there were two sets. The Asheville Citizen-Times paper

summarized the discovery succinctly as: “the vampire may have a mate.”

There were two Beasts of Bladenboro out there.

Eventually, all those hunters in town became annoying and dangerous, so Officer Flores called off the grand hunt. Newspapers announced it with

the headline, VAMPIRE BEAST WINS BATTLE OF BLADENBORO. Not long after, a thirty-five-pound bobcat was killed, as was a similarly sized “leopard-like” animal that some claimed was an ocelot. People touted one or both of those animals as the Beast. When pigs and chickens were violently killed in the ensuing days, others took that as proof that the Beast was still out there. By the end of January, there were no more sightings of the beast, although for the rest of the year, any time livestock were killed, people wondered if it had returned.

So was it a bobcat or ocelot after all? Maybe. But one thing is for sure: Bladenboro doesn't celebrate a Bobcat Fest every year. It celebrates a Beast Fest. In 2009, Bladenboro kicked off an annual celebration of the mysterious animal. Every fall, 8,000 people converge on this town of less than 2,000 to listen to music, eat food, wear costumes, participate in carnival activities, and get a picture with the festival mascot, a person costumed as the Beast of Bladenboro, which they affectionately call B.O.B.

He is so getting abducted.

Words based upon Lyran dialect, which Sirians use, can also have double meanings and "kal" means a crystal structure, as well as used to denote a blackness...So largely depends on context....An example being the English word "ark," which can be both a boat and a chest...It can even mean a small bivalve mollusc....Words can and do have multiple meanings, sometimes..

Another contact; Kalestra's, name means the following:

Kal is a Sirian word meaning "crystal" and can also suggest "crystalline." The word "es" is used to suggest "perfection" and the feminine variant of "tro," is "tra," or the form....(Noting Merrtro of the shikda clan uses "tro" in a masculine context....

Full meaning being an "assumer of forms.")

It's like nerds who speak Klingon except without having a fun tv show.

And Sirians consider that all surface Earth people are as "children" because of the incarnated age, in the great majority, not exceeding 100-years....Sirian adolesence is considered to be around 50-years, and adulthood is regarded at around twice that...And this is not just physical form development, but rather spiritual and mental maturity...One becomes truly wise with age and the average Sirian lifespan is around 2160 sol years....

If Syrians live that long then why did Hafez al-Assad die?

I wish to thank everyone who has supported our work, here at Ashtar Command. I will no longer be posting here, due to the increased promotion and propaganda of War and Violence. I do not support any war, no matter who's fighting. It's all government, and It's all the darks plan to distract you and stop the ascension

I'm vibrating on this guy's wavelength. Seeing UFO hippie sites seething about killing Palestinians is too much for me.

Wake up babe, a new Ascended Master just dropped. Lady Quan Yin.

This site is a gold mine of every kind of bullshit and they're constantly generating more. I could go there every day and not get bored. And a lot of it is uplifting positive bullshit so it doesn't get too depressing.

https://nypost.com/2023/12/08/lifestyle/long-suspected-link-between-cats-and-schizophrenia-could-be-real-study

!schizos

It's actually from Hyneck.

A boomer once told me he was out on the bunker line at Camp Eagle and the commies shot a tracer at him. At the moment he realized this bullet was going to hit him right in his face he realized he was about to die. Then a firefly brushed up against him. It turns out we're not that great at seeing in 3d.

For context, an obviously fake video of a plane getting abducted into a portal by UFOs tore apart the UFO/UAP community for the past few months. It was about 50/50 'you can't prove it's not real! ' vs. 'holy shit this is r-slurred'.

Debunk

The subreddit dedicated to the video (/r/AirlinerAbduction2014) is taking it pretty well, but there are some cope threads sprinkled in there.

!bookworms

For context, high-profile members of congress worked on bipartisan legislation (Schumer's version) that would establish measures to declassify and disclose UAP/UFO-related info. A handful of republican senators with suspicious ties to defense contractors intervened and removed everything that would actually ensure that UAP-related information is shared with the public. /r/UFOs is naturally pooping the bed, the linked thread is just one of many examples.

Not going to lie, my expectations were low but I'm still disappointed.

soyboys will say "well actually heymoon time flows forwards, events in the future can't effect events in the past" Cool opinion bro, where'd you get it, Snopes? brainlet r-slurs timecucks will always say this which is how you know that they have LOW IQ and are SHEEP.

More precisely, Causes don't create Events, Events create Causes. An event that happens in the future creates it's own causes.

So imagine this. You get pancaked between two semi trucks on I-37. This happened because you didn't get enough sleep and weren't paying attention. You didn't get enough sleep because the baby in the apartment above you was crying all night. That baby existed because two people met in college and fell in love. They both got to that one college, out of all the hundreds of others that they could've chosen, because... uh.... i dunno bro trust me. It's a total coincidence that all of these things coincided!

^^^^^^TIMECUCKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT^^^^^^

In reality, the car crash happened. So the event of the car crash shot out beams from this central point that spiraled and defracted across time backwards. It shot a beam backwards from the car crash to the previous night when you didn't get enough sleep. It shot a beam backwards from this point to create the baby, to influence the parent's choice of college, etc etc.

Why did the car crash happen? Because it, too, was one of these beams connecting the present to some future event. And that event, similarly, connects to another future event, etc etc.

"buh buh buh heymoon!!! where does it all lead doe??????? heh heh... stupid guy... FALLACy detected"

WRONG. you HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM. You don't know where everythign came from anymore than I know where everything is going. "itd wad the big bang!!!" oh yeah, idiot? what was before the big bang? oooh you don't know, do you????????? I guess that means that you are a wrongo idiot 5000. mental INFANT detected.

So, the real question is not "What was the First Cause" but rather "What will be the Final Effect".

discuss fellow antitimechads