I need something fast

This crowd is in contact with the Blue Avians, benevolent aliens who need our help or something. It's somewhat unusual among UFO nuts in that they believe they have some agency and aren't just victims.

It's always fascinating to see how people map alien bullshit to Earth politics. Apparently the crazies, even the hippie types, have gone hard right in this century.

You asked for it .

You have it.

Imma rewatch this weekend

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— Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) March 1, 2024

Are you not aware of what's coming? God is about to CLOSE UP SHOP on this planet, and it could happen any day now. See Notes 1, 13, 14, 18, and 19 at the bottom of this Reddit post:https://t.co/iZv9JITHjW

And before you read the synopsis below, let me say this: I think the…

— EF (@elitefeat) January 4, 2024

Put your headphones on, pull your covers over your head, and get spooked!

Doesn't get any easier than Spotify

Downloadable shows from The-Eye

Big 'ol mess of them on Archive

Art Bell's Dreamland

Art Bell's Midnight in the Desert

His rare Area 2000 show from 1993

Torrents of 1200+ classic shows

As far as I can tell his evidence basically boils down to:

• It looks like a pyramid to me.

• Radiocarbon dating of the soil in it comes back with a result of 25,000 years.

The normies respond with:

• It looks like a hill to me.

• There's zero evidence that the soil is related to any human activity.

• That's not even how radiocarbon dating works. The soil samples have carbon-14 deposited by the roots of countless plants over millenia.

Why does the global normie conspiracy always oppress scholars who think outside the box?

It's actually from Hyneck.

A boomer once told me he was out on the bunker line at Camp Eagle and the commies shot a tracer at him. At the moment he realized this bullet was going to hit him right in his face he realized he was about to die. Then a firefly brushed up against him. It turns out we're not that great at seeing in 3d.

TLDR: (I THINK) it's Cordyceps, probably a member of Ophiocordyceps.

Edit for details/clarity: OP, allthedimmerswitches, posted a garden photo to /r/MushroomID, an educational Reddit page.

Link to Reddit comment prompting cross post.

Mushroom ID has locked the post and it is around 1,000 comments.

The mushroom ID sub, /r/mushroomID frequently has fun with this issue of Cordyceps, and has taken to quickly denote the described post here as an alien body.

Users recommended OP to post in the /r/AlienBodies subreddit, which also received the image in good humor.

Estimated X-files streaming bump across Hulu/Amazon Prime, +2,000 (±250).

Imagur link for visualization.

ETA: dude, what did speech to text do to my title?

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ahwba1/fungi_called_alien_body_called_an_alien_body?sort=controversial

And today's cryptid is Beruang Rambai, bear/primate like creature from the forests of Borneo. Shoulder height of 4 feet, and 6 feet while standing upright. Based on received accounts, it's "neither bear nor orangutan". pic.twitter.com/XAs7z7Fnw5

— NemoralisArt (@NemoralisA) January 28, 2024

Watch this too!

Local tribes discussing the creature