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tag urself
- SCD : Shoulda been me.
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βWhen I was 17, I lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial,β the 74-year-old says in a documentary about him called Love and Saucers. βThat's all I can say about it.β
The coitus in question allegedly went down in 1961, when Huggins was a teenager living on his parents' farm in rural Georgia. It wasn't the first time extraterrestrials had appeared to him; he'd been seeing strange creatures since he was eight. But on this day, as he was walking through woods near his house, an alien woman appeared and seduced him. βI thought, if anything, I'd be losing it in the backseat of a Fordβsomething like that. But it didn't work out that way,β he says in the film.
Just look at that smile.
Once the shock wore off, Huggins says his encounters were weird, but not all that threatening. When he left Georgia in the mid 60s for art school in New York City, the beings followed. Nocturnal visits from Crescent, the ET who deflowered him, became routine. βMy relationship with Crescent was warm and friendly. A little strange. What do I mean, a little. Very strange. She was my girlfriend, really,β Huggins says in the film. βA very unconventional relationship,β he adds.
When I asked Huggins why he thinks the beings appear to him, he said, βI have a feeling that tens of millions of people, perhaps hundreds of millions, have had [similar] experiences. Mainly as children. That's all I can really say, but I think as children we are so open to things, that these beings can appear to us. I know I never closed up on it, because it has continued through my whole life.β
Link to the documentry.
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For every master spy who steals important secrets and changes the course of history, there's a hundred of these.
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π¨ Madison Cawthorn exposes the truth about βBlackmailβ and βHoneypotsβ in Congress pic.twitter.com/DXMFZU3R2q
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 7, 2024
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For context, an obviously fake video of a plane getting abducted into a portal by UFOs tore apart the UFO/UAP community for the past few months. It was about 50/50 'you can't prove it's not real! ' vs. 'holy shit this is r-slurred'.
The subreddit dedicated to the video (/r/AirlinerAbduction2014) is taking it pretty well, but there are some cope threads sprinkled in there.
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To preface this I was dead scrolling through Reddit as our species tends to do on weekendsβ and I noticed this post with like 20k upvotes of this strange little guy. My first instinct was wow look at this weird potato but then I looked at the subreddit and saw that it was an alien subreddit. Thinking this must be some sort of joke I immediately slammed on that open comments button.
What I found was truly baffling. Everyone believed it! It took me a solid 5 minutes to scroll through to the bottom to find any type of criticism of the picture in question. And that's when the slap fights commenced the further down you go.
If you want a good laugh just honestly sort by best but since this is SRD here's some spots that I noticed and there's a lot more that I didn't have the time to link.
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A while ago, my friends and I were theorizing about who was more likely to believe in ghosts, when I stumbled upon a fascinating discovery. From a sample size of ten episodes of ghost hunters, I found that fat people are more likely to believe in ghosts. In one episode, a woman was talking about getting sexually assaulted by a ghost, and she was so fat we all knew it wasn't true. Testing my brilliant hypothesis, I have issued this poll below:
I believe in ghosts, and I am:
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How in the frick do these literal tards have so much influence over both political parties?
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Mitch McConnellβs billionaire shipping CEO sister-in-law drowned when her Tesla backed itself into a pond the other day pic.twitter.com/duaxOLPZXV
— 12 Ball (@BoltzmannBooty) February 20, 2024
Drug chads stay winning:
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As far as I can tell his evidence basically boils down to:
It looks like a pyramid to me.
Radiocarbon dating of the soil in it comes back with a result of 25,000 years.
The normies respond with:
It looks like a hill to me.
There's zero evidence that the soil is related to any human activity.
That's not even how radiocarbon dating works. The soil samples have carbon-14 deposited by the roots of countless plants over millenia.
Why does the global normie conspiracy always oppress scholars who think outside the box?