Pay attention to the real threat.

42,000 years ago, when the magnetic field 'broke,' it caused a massive extinction event and severe climate change.

Today, the Earth's magnetic field is rapidly decreasing, the pole shift speed is increasing, and we are noticing extreme changes… pic.twitter.com/xlVMIVULPV

— Open Minded Approach (@OMApproach) May 4, 2024

SOURCE? I need a source. Eye witness source now:

Lol wut:

Line up with my balls too tho so....

God these people love to longpost:

!schizomaxxxers

Why is CERN being reactivated on April 8, the same day as the infamous eclipse? Supposedly, the particle collider can accelerate protons to a rate that’s only 7 mph slower than the speed of light, resulting in 11,000 trips around its ring per second. After CERN started its Awake… pic.twitter.com/fzqPCUJ50M

— Nick Hinton (@NickHintonn) March 27, 2024

THIS GUY STOLE MY JOKE. I didnt even read the comments before thinking this would make a good post for /h/spooky:

Within the last 48 hours, both Ron Paul and General Flynn have warned of a coming “Black Swan event”.

These two men have been pretty accurate over the last decade. It might behoove us to listen.

The enemy will not roll over and allow Trump to win. They have something planned. pic.twitter.com/mMQDp0k8uK

— Clandestine (@WarClandestine) March 20, 2024

Cbf effortposting etc.

Mitch McConnell’s billionaire shipping CEO sister-in-law drowned when her Tesla backed itself into a pond the other day pic.twitter.com/duaxOLPZXV

— 12 Ball (@BoltzmannBooty) February 20, 2024

Drug chads stay winning:

Hold on a minute there internet. Someone removed the distortion from the Kate Middleton image produced on TMZ.

Prince William, please come and ID your wife. Harpo, who dis? pic.twitter.com/11gKuVyVkI

— Carmen's Granddaughter (@CarmenGranddau1) March 4, 2024

"She is pretty much dead at this point" - Twitter.

"THEN I FRICKING STABBED HER" -

Better times:

Dalke printed out top secret documents, and after leaving, he offered to sell them for $85,000 to an individual he believed was a Russian agent

For 85k why not just fricking go to work instead? I'm the laziest person in the world and even I'm not this pathetic.

After the Solar Eclipse, Billions of Cicadas Are Coming amid Rare Double Brood.

Brood XIII and Brood XIX are set to emerge during the same spring for the first time in 221 years.

A few weeks after the April 8 solar eclipse, two broods of periodical cicadas will emerge, and… pic.twitter.com/gQvyGjroaF

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) April 2, 2024

The skitzo are loving it.

For context, high-profile members of congress worked on bipartisan legislation (Schumer's version) that would establish measures to declassify and disclose UAP/UFO-related info. A handful of republican senators with suspicious ties to defense contractors intervened and removed everything that would actually ensure that UAP-related information is shared with the public. /r/UFOs is naturally pooping the bed, the linked thread is just one of many examples.

Not going to lie, my expectations were low but I'm still disappointed.

We The People power was loud and clear at the celebration of America’s Future 78th Anniversary at Mar-a-Lago on March 28. Musicians and American patriots Jimmy Levy and the Trump Latinos performed, Vivek Ramaswamy was presented with the Fearless Fighter For Freedom award, and the… pic.twitter.com/iAKdcmMXUK

— America's Future USA (@Amerifuture) April 2, 2024

Article.

Also DDR is literally Satan or something idk:

Edit forgot this too.

Watch the incredible moment that a rep from the Pentagon's psychological operations research firm pitched NATO's military psyops center on turning Taylor Swift into an asset for the Western military alliance to stop "disinformation" on the Internet. https://t.co/BYIordpx18 pic.twitter.com/ThXhnjiFMD

— Mike Benz (@MikeBenzCyber) January 9, 2024

@jesus explain how this effects you.

This hole is for the discussion of all fringe topics, including but not limited to:

• unexplained phenomena

• cults

• UFOs

• cryptids

• ghosts

• conspiracies

• schizoposts

• psuedoscience

• new age and occult practices

• unresolved mysteries

To celebrate, the Alien Invasion contest will also run in perpetuity.

edit: I lowered the alien invasion badge requirements by orders of magnitude to make them easier to get

Yeah >Vice but this is a truly r-slurred story.

The Wikipedia Article for the abridged version

🚨 Madison Cawthorn exposes the truth about “Blackmail” and “Honeypots” in Congress pic.twitter.com/DXMFZU3R2q

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 7, 2024

The answer, is YES

https://mitechnews.com/guest- columns/congressman-warned-riots-would-erupt-if-truth-got-out-about-ufos/

For context, an obviously fake video of a plane getting abducted into a portal by UFOs tore apart the UFO/UAP community for the past few months. It was about 50/50 'you can't prove it's not real! ' vs. 'holy shit this is r-slurred'.

Debunk

The subreddit dedicated to the video (/r/AirlinerAbduction2014) is taking it pretty well, but there are some cope threads sprinkled in there.

“When I was 17, I lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial,” the 74-year-old says in a documentary about him called Love and Saucers. “That's all I can say about it.”

The coitus in question allegedly went down in 1961, when Huggins was a teenager living on his parents' farm in rural Georgia. It wasn't the first time extraterrestrials had appeared to him; he'd been seeing strange creatures since he was eight. But on this day, as he was walking through woods near his house, an alien woman appeared and seduced him. “I thought, if anything, I'd be losing it in the backseat of a Ford—something like that. But it didn't work out that way,” he says in the film.

Just look at that smile.

Once the shock wore off, Huggins says his encounters were weird, but not all that threatening. When he left Georgia in the mid 60s for art school in New York City, the beings followed. Nocturnal visits from Crescent, the ET who deflowered him, became routine. “My relationship with Crescent was warm and friendly. A little strange. What do I mean, a little. Very strange. She was my girlfriend, really,” Huggins says in the film. “A very unconventional relationship,” he adds.

When I asked Huggins why he thinks the beings appear to him, he said, “I have a feeling that tens of millions of people, perhaps hundreds of millions, have had [similar] experiences. Mainly as children. That's all I can really say, but I think as children we are so open to things, that these beings can appear to us. I know I never closed up on it, because it has continued through my whole life.”

Link to the documentry.

tag urself

Links to descriptions of the encounters