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19 January, 2003- Indian officials ventured into deep jungle investigating several missing persons reports from a nearby city. What they found was a “Tower of Silence,” or dakhma. Zoroastrians use these sites to dispose of bodies in the open air. While sites like these are not uncommon in certain parts of India, several peculiarities hint at something more unusual:

1. None of the bodies depicted in the photograph were identified. Villagers from nearby, who were initially surprised at the sheer number of corpses in the dakhma, proved unable to recognize the bodies. The corpses also do not match the descriptions of the missing people.

2. There were no animals except for maggots and flies. Zoroastrians rely on birds such as buzzards to dispose of the bodies in the belief they are contributing back to the Earth. Officials found the corpses relatively untouched by any sort of animal.

3. There is no official count of the bodies. In fact little work was actually accomplished at the site, and perhaps this is the reason only one photograph has emerged. Officials avoided the spot not only because they felt uneasy looking at it, but for the following as well:

4. The deep pit in the center of the photograph was filled with several feet of festering blood. Far more than the bodies on the outside could ever supply. The stench was so unbearable many of the officials began to get nauseous when they first approached the dakhma. The expedition was ended when a villager accidentally kicked a small bone into the pit, penetrating the coagulated surface of the pool. A massive burst of gas from the decomposing blood erupted from the pit, splashing those looking into it, along with the photographer.

Those caught in the explosion were immediately sent to the hospital where they were quarantined for possible infection. They became delirious with fever, shouting about “being tainted with the blood of Ahriman (the personification of evil in Zoroastrianism)” despite never having admitted they had any familiarity with the religion. In fact, many of them had no idea what the dakhma was when they had found it. Delirium turned to insanity as many began to attack hospital staff until they were sedated. The fever eventually killed all of them.

When officials returned with HAZMAT gear the following day, the site was empty. All the bodies had been removed and astonishingly, the pool of blood in pit had been drained. All that remained of the incident was this photograph.

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42,000 years ago, when the magnetic field 'broke,' it caused a massive extinction event and severe climate change.

Today, the Earth's magnetic field is rapidly decreasing, the pole shift speed is increasing, and we are noticing extreme changes… pic.twitter.com/xlVMIVULPV

— Open Minded Approach (@OMApproach) May 4, 2024

SOURCE? I need a source. Eye witness source now:

Lol wut:

Line up with my balls too tho so....

God these people love to longpost:

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Dalke printed out top secret documents, and after leaving, he offered to sell them for $85,000 to an individual he believed was a Russian agent

For 85k why not just fricking go to work instead? I'm the laziest person in the world and even I'm not this pathetic.

I woke up, startled. I looked around my room to see what had woke me and made me jolt awake. I then saw a silhouette of a person in my doorway. The person walked in.

I then realized it was my son Cody. He was walking up to my bed in his Blue Buzz Lightyear pajamas. He then looked up at me and asked “Daddy, when can we go to Chuck E' Cheese?” I glanced over to my alarm clock and saw that the time was 3:48 AM. I replied to his question in an annoyed and groggy voice, “Cody, why are you asking to go to Chuck E' Cheese at 3:00 in the morning? Don't you know me and your mother have to go to work?” He replied with “Sorry Daddy for waking you up but I REALLY wanna go to Chuck E' Cheese!” I told him “Cody PLEASE get out of my room I need to sleep.” Cody persisted once again and said, “But Daddy!” I was starting to get angry now. “Cody get out of my room or else we're never going to Chuck E' Cheese!” He didn't say a word as he walked away back to his room. I laid my head down on my pillow and tried to get some sleep.

You see, Cody has always liked Chuck E' Cheese and always bugged me and my wife Samantha about going to Chuck E' Cheese. I had never liked Chuck E' Cheese due to the fact that the place is always extremely filthy. Even though I thought this we still took our son there because it made him happy and we have always loved to see our son happy.

This one day, a week after Cody had woken me up in the middle of the night. Me and Samantha decided that since we were both off work that day we would take Cody to Chuck E' Cheese. When we picked Cody up from school the first thing he asked was “Mommy, Daddy, can we go to Chuck E' Cheese today?” We both replied with yes and he was ecstatic. “THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YAY!” Me and Samantha both smiled at each other and started the drive to Chuck E' Cheese. The drive took about 15 minutes and when we arrived right as the car stopped Cody practically leaped out and ran towards the restaurant. Me and Samantha had to run to catch up to him and by the time we had unbuckled our seat belts and got out of the car Cody was already at the front door, peering through waiting for us to come. As I looked up I saw the sign read, “Where a kid can be a kid!”

Once me and Samantha walked up to Cody we went inside. We checked in and got our stamps. We got some tokens and gave them to Cody. Cody ran off to play the arcade games while me and Samantha went to get some food. We got some pepperoni pizzas and some soda. We sat down at a table and started chatting. I couldn't help but look at the creepy butt robots on the show stage. I mean why would a kid even like something like that? How the heck would a kid find enjoyment in a creepy rusty old robot? I eventually forced myself to keep my vision out of sight from the robots and just chatted with my wife. The chatting was basically about how work was, what we were interested in at the moment? You know, that sort of thing. About a half hour later we called Cody over to come eat. He came rushing over and started chomping down on his pizza and sucking down his drink. It was as if he was a hungry lion that had not eaten in weeks.

After he was done a voice came from the stage. I turned and saw that the animatronics were now singing and Cody ran over to the front of the stage and was intently watching the robots with joy in his eyes. I noticed that he was watching Chuck E the most. Well, Chuck E was always his favorite so I never assumed anything.

Shortly after the show began Samantha said she had to go to the bathroom. She went to the bathroom and I watched Cody. I honestly was just creeped out by the robots so I turned away from them and started browsing my phone, checking over my shoulder every so often to make sure Cody was okay. I mean I didn't have to be staring at him for every second of the day because he was 8 years old. He could handle himself.I checked the time on my phone, 4:15 PM. I had planned that we would be leaving at 6:00 PM so that Cody would get some more time to play the games and watch the robots, much to my dismay. I did my routine check over my shoulder to see if Cody was okay and what I saw next, made my blood turn cold.

I saw Cody, being held by the Chuck E' Cheese animatronic, mouth wide open as the animatronic was spitting out some strange black liquid into Cody's mouth. I ran towards the robot and saw that it's eyes were rolled back into its head and it was playing a warped Chuck E' Laugh. I grabbed Cody and tugged him and ripped him out of the robot's hands as my wife came out of the bathroom. I screamed at her, “CALL 911! CALL SOMEBODY!” My wife immediately called 911 to report this unexplainable situation. She told the operator that there was an accident at Chuck E' Cheese and help needed to be sent right away.

When the ambulance arrived and took Cody away me and Samantha followed behind the ambulance on the way to the hospital. When we arrived doctors immediately took Cody into the emergency room. They ran some tests and took his temperature. 105.12°F. My heart dropped when I heard this. The doctors worked extensively and never took any breaks. The doctors told me and Samantha that we would be staying the night at the hospital. Samantha and I were given a room. As Samantha and I were getting ready to go to sleep I called my boss and told him that I would not be coming to work tomorrow because of an emergency. I've always had a good relationship with my boss and had never ran into problems with him so he was accepting and understanding when I told him that I had an emergency.

Me and Samantha went to sleep on the sofas in the guest rooms. As I closed my eyes I opened them again only to find myself inside Chuck E' Cheese except, it was all run down and abandoned. I turned around and saw the show stage with the old, decayed robots except. Everybody but 1 was on the stage. I started to count the robots. There was Pasqually the chef, Jasper the dog, Mr Munch, Helen Henny and… No Chuck E. I then heard a muffled whimper from behind me. I saw the old, decayed Chuck E robot with sharp fangs and red eyes, holding my son, Cody was bloodied and crying his eyes out. Chuck E laughed disturbingly as he ran off with Cody as I gave chase. I chased the robot who was surprisingly faster than me. As I ran I slipped in a puddle of something. I looked down at the puddle and saw it was the same liquid that the Chuck E animatronic spit into my son's mouth. I then heard footsteps behind me as I saw Chuck E. I didn't even have any time to react as Chuck E slammed his foot down onto my face as I jolted awake, screaming.

I got off of the sofa and poured myself a glass of water. Samantha woke up, Groggy. I told her that I was just thirsty and she should go back to sleep. She put her face back down onto her pillow as I sipped the water. I put the empty cup back down on the counter with trembling hands. I sat back down on the sofa, too frightened to go back to sleep. I ultimately just turned the TV and watched the local news for early risers. I then checked the time on my phone which read 5:05 AM. When 7:00 AM came me and Samantha went to get some breakfast. We saw Cody, who was too sick to talk or even acknowledge us for that matter. The doctors told me and Samantha that Cody would need to stay in the hospital for at least 2 weeks. We were both shocked by this news because me and my wife thought that we would only need to be there for a few nights.

The next day I got back to work and didn't tell anybody about my situation. That night I came home to hear Samantha sobbing in the kitchen. I walked in and asked her “What's wrong Samantha?” She replied with “I'm just… scared that…. Our baby can…… die at any moment!” I comforted her with “I'm sure Cody's fine. He can pull through.” She said “No! You don't understand it! Cody is in critical condition! He constantly has a high fever and cannot even talk! He's that sick!” I knew about Cody's condition but I didn't think it was this bad. I went to bed and visited Cody in the hospital with Samantha that next day because I was off of work.

When I visited him today he was awake enough to speak. As soon as I came through the door he greeted me and then asked “Daddy, can we go back to Chuck E' Cheese?” I replied nervously with, “Uhhh why?” He was about to answer me until he started vomiting. And when I mean vomiting I mean it. He was puking his guts out. As he vomited I realized that he was vomiting that black liquid. And as he cried I saw that his tears were that same fricking black liquid! I immediately got doctors to come in and they collected a sample of the black liquid once Cody's vomiting stopped. The doctors said that they would be testing the black liquid to identify it and that the process would take around 2 weeks. I then decided that I was going to try and get some answers from Chuck E' Cheese. It was their animatronic so they should know what happened!

I drove to Chuck E' Cheese and barged through the doors. I asked if I could have a word with the manager of the establishment. The employee said that he would bring the manager out right away. When the manager came out I told him about what had happened 2 days earlier. The manager had a basic understanding of what happened but I went into it in further detail. Whenever he tried to deny something I used my son's medical documents to back me up. He ultimately decided to strip down the robots and check if they had any of the liquid inside of them. He checked but there was nothing. Not even anything inside of Chuck E. The manager told me that it could have been oil but the way I described the liquid he said that the symptoms proved that it was not oil. He also suggested that it could have been water but Chuck E or any of the other robots never have water inside of them and even if they did the water wouldn't be all murky and black like that. The manager and I were completely dumbfounded as to what had happened that day. The manager offered me all the coupons and discounts I wanted but I refused. I honestly wanted to have a lawsuit but where was the evidence? You can't just say an animatronic rat gave your kid some strange virus and have no evidence of the rat being alive at all!

I went back to the hospital to see Cody again and when I got there he was yet again too sick to speak. I had noticed he was pale as a sheet and skinny as a skeleton. The next week was basically a cycle of going to work, Cody asking to go to Chuck E' Cheese, The black liquid vomit, paying hospital bills and worry. This one day I visited Cody really disturbed me to my core. Cody did the usual and asked to go to Chuck E' Cheese and I asked why. Instead of not responding or vomiting up a storm he told me “Daddy, Chuck E and I weren't finished! Chuck E said that the funnest part was yet to come!” NOW do you see why I was really disturbed by this? And just like that the week passed and the cycle continued.

This one day when I was at the hospital the doctors came in and told me that the test results are here. I asked them “Oh really? Then what are the answers?” One of the doctors, doctor Barnes told me, “There are none. We've tried everything but nobody can identify this medical mystery.” At this point I was just confused about why this had to happen to ME. There are billions of other people out in the world but it's only ME that experiences THIS! As the week progressed me and Samantha's wallets were slowly being drained as our son got paler and skinnier.

The next week, Cody's condition was worsening rapidly. He had a high fever all hours of the day, he was so skinny that we could see his bones, and he looked like he was a sheet of snow because of how pale he was. He looked dead. On Friday, the final day of work for the week I slept through my alarm clock and rushed to get my clothes on, brush my teeth, and get out of the door in time. I ultimately did get to work on time and was relieved.

After my work shift was done at 5:00 PM I drove to the hospital to see Cody. I was going to text my wife but I then realized that my phone was gone. I realized I had forgotten it at home while I was in a rush. I decided to just go to the hospital and see my son. As I arrived my wife wasn't there yet. I went up to the room to see Cody, trying not to wake him up. I saw that he was already awake so I asked him, “Hey bud, how are you feeling?” He told me, “Pretty good Daddy. Hey, I think I'm good enough to go to Chuck E' Cheese! Can we go?” I replied with, “Yeah, soon bud. Hey, I think you should get some rest.” I honestly planned to NEVER go back to Chuck E' Cheese again but I just told Cody that to comfort him.

I walked into a room with doctors and they had a sad look on their face. I asked them what was wrong and they told me “I'm so sorry, Cody is dead” My first emotion was denial. I told them that I had just spoken to him a minute ago and they had a pale look on their faces. They told me, “No, that's impossible. He's been dead for 45 minutes now. He can not be revived and we already tried and failed.” I became paler and paler as they explained to me. They got a call and said that my wife was here and that I should break the news to her.

I stepped out into the hall to tell my wife but something else caught my eye. I saw a silhouette of someone standing in the hallway. It was my son. No...no...no…. He was in his hospital gown, he had that black liquid all over him. As he stepped closer to me I saw that he was as pale as a sheet and skinny as a skeleton. He then asked in a weak voice, “Daddy, when can we go back to Chuck E' Cheese?”

I can't stop thinking about it.

Auriane Nathalie Laisne was on a Tik Tok ghost hunting mission in Italy when her blood drained body was found in an abandoned church – and cops think could have been a human sacrifice.

A while ago, my friends and I were theorizing about who was more likely to believe in ghosts, when I stumbled upon a fascinating discovery. From a sample size of ten episodes of ghost hunters, I found that fat people are more likely to believe in ghosts. In one episode, a woman was talking about getting sexually assaulted by a ghost, and she was so fat we all knew it wasn't true. Testing my brilliant hypothesis, I have issued this poll below:

I believe in ghosts, and I am:

The answer, is YES

https://mitechnews.com/guest- columns/congressman-warned-riots-would-erupt-if-truth-got-out-about-ufos/

This is a good summary of everything we know so far. Basically during the Cold War the Austrians had a tacit understanding with both sides that they could do cloak and dagger shit against each other in Vienna as long as they didn't get out of control. The scandal now is that lately the Russians have been breaking the rules by spying against Austria itself and running assassination plots from there.

One of the more bizarre parts of the story is how deeply involved the company Wirecard was. They were a payment processor or something and the darling of the Eurotrash high tech world, a rare case of a company that could compete with Silicon Valley and Asia. It turned out it was a scam and the management had been working for the Russians. When their house of cards started to collapse they stole everything and fled to Russia.

We're now learning that the CEO of Wirecard was doing James Bond villain shit in Vienna, personally meeting with his spies in the Austrian glowiesphere to receive stolen USB drives and stuff. Even Shkreli isn't this cool.

We The People power was loud and clear at the celebration of America’s Future 78th Anniversary at Mar-a-Lago on March 28. Musicians and American patriots Jimmy Levy and the Trump Latinos performed, Vivek Ramaswamy was presented with the Fearless Fighter For Freedom award, and the… pic.twitter.com/iAKdcmMXUK

— America's Future USA (@Amerifuture) April 2, 2024

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Also DDR is literally Satan or something idk:

Edit forgot this too.

After the Solar Eclipse, Billions of Cicadas Are Coming amid Rare Double Brood.

Brood XIII and Brood XIX are set to emerge during the same spring for the first time in 221 years.

A few weeks after the April 8 solar eclipse, two broods of periodical cicadas will emerge, and… pic.twitter.com/gQvyGjroaF

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) April 2, 2024

The skitzo are loving it.