What a wild game. The /r/nfl live game thread was pretty fun streaming along with the game. The thread moved so fast that it was just constant alternating seething bragging and everyone hating the refs.

Looking forward to my Commanders winning the Super Bowl bet paying out.

Wildcard thread. Regular Season MVP betting is still open. 7 games left Divisional (4), Conference (2), and Super Bowl (1).

Those 4 games are- Saturday 4:30 & 8 and Sunday 3:00 & 6:30

pings: !mensfootball !goomblers !bets @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS @Freak-Off @Drippo @SpudsMackenzie

Bernabe was suspended by Lazio in 2021 after he was filmed at the stadium cheering for Italian dictator Benito Mussolini.

Rest of the NFCN exposed. all the way.

Discuss

!mensfootball sorry forgot to ping you

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1i05lqn/highlight_commanders_doink_it_in_for_the_win/

30 yard doink

@CumInsideMeAgainstMyWill

Artist is @ corndoggylol on twitter. Stalk him with a follow if you want to, child.

Goodbye Regular season. By my spreadsheet that was 272 NFL games you could bet on, meaning a single bet/game (which I did) would mean you risked 54,400 . Being a savy better (like me) you surely got some return on investment. Over the season I netted +573 (week 18 killed me), so with all that risk and reward I'm up 1.053%! Look out for me Wall Street! I'm also -43,200 on Dramacoin scholarships to anyone who asked for money to gamble, while I never asked for anyone to pay it back @Freak-Off did to the tune of 12,600 dc essentially borrowed. You can see that I'm a true financial megamind.

Playoff time: 4 threads left & 13 games left to bet on- WildCard (6), Divisional (4), Conference (2), and Super Bowl (1)

Here's the bracket- your team is in it. Right, anon?

If you weren't in it, your team surely is shaking off some dead weight and acquiring new talent so next year can be your year. Happy Black Monday, you got it champ! I was going to find a nice list of all the firings, but haven't found one yet. We'll see if that changes.

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Wild card weekend is 2 Saturday games (4:30 & 8), 3 Sunday games (1, 4:30, 8), and 1 Monday Night Game (8)

2 Points of order

1. Regular Season MVP betting is still open. Voting will be open until the announcements prior to the super bowl because why not.

2. I'm doing one bonus bet in this thread only! Of the 14 teams in the playoffs, pick the Super Bowl Champion. This will close prior to the first game at SATURDAY JAN 11TH 4:00 EASTERN TIME (US)

Who will be the Super Bowl LIX Winner

Enter BetAFC-1 Chiefs (15-2) - 6,400 total betted

Enter BetNFC-1 Lions (15-2) - 9,400 total betted

Enter BetAFC-2 Bills (13-4) - 3,200 total betted

Enter BetNFC-2 Eagles (14-3) - 5,200 total betted - WINNER!

Enter BetAFC-3 Ravens (12-5) - 4,000 total betted

Enter BetNFC-3 Buccaneers (10-7) - 1,000 total betted

Enter BetAFC-4 Texans (10-7) - 800 total betted

Enter BetNFC-4 Rams (10-7) - 1,400 total betted

Enter BetAFC-5 Chargers (11-6) - 600 total betted

Enter BetNFC-5 Vikings (14-3) - 800 total betted

Enter BetAFC-6 Steelers (10-7) - 1,200 total betted

Enter BetNFC-6 Commanders (formerly Football Team (formerly Redskins)) (12-5) - 1,000 total betted

Enter BetAFC-7 Broncos (10-7) - 1,400 total betted

Enter BetNFC-7 Packers (11-6) - 800 total betted

I was really lazy this week and didn't save much of anything clip related. Here's more of the duck from that Buccaneers game

closed

Chink of the Day #CTESPN

A Legend… got an NIL deal for this kid

Tag his X for me pic.twitter.com/hzEPrCjEVS

— AB (@AB84) January 2, 2025

!besties

NFL All-likeable team:
-Sam Darnold
-Christian McCaffrey
-Ladd McConkey
-Cooper Kupp
-Creed Humphrey
-George Kittle
-Nick Bosa
-Harrison Phillips
-TJ Watt
-Cooper DeJean
-Harrison Smith

— TickleMeTurner (@twinbervikes) January 1, 2025

!BIPOCs BLACKMISIA

Lmao suck it texancels

There is an extra bet for regular season MVP below

2 Saturday games (4:30pm & 8:00), 8 early sunday games, 3 afternoon sunday games, 1 SNF game

The playoff picture

Buccaneers (vs Saints) and Broncos (vs Chiefs) both control their fates

For those keeping track, here's a excel spreadsheet I've been using to track gambling wins/losses. Column A has the winner of their matchup (listed in the same order I list them for this thread, B is the gross Payout , C needs to be filled with a 1 if you won that bet, and a 0 if you lost. So it will be easy to track your weekly and seasonal gains/losses. Prior threads: week 1, week 2, week 3, week 4, week 5, week 6, week 7, week 8, week 9, week 10, week 11, week 12, week 13, week 14, week 15, week 16, week 17

pings: !mensfootball !goomblers !bets @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS @Freak-Off @Drippo as always if you want to get @'ed and don't want to join those ping groups, just ask. We love our gamblers. @SpudsMackenzie Gamble here if you need more opportunities.

Saturday @ 4:30

Enter BetBrowns - 800 total betted

Enter BetRavens - 2,400 total betted - WINNER!

closed

Quit cursing on TV, quit crashing out on social media.

You are supposed to be the next face of the league, act like it.

People comparing him to his father, stupid as shit, Jordan was the best PR NBA player we have ever seen. That is why he became so big in the 90s, not just because he is the GOAT, but because he knew what to say in interviews and how to conduct himself in front of the camera.

ANT, stop with the coon shit. Start listening to recordings of your father, and act like a professional. Also, quit being a b-word, quit acting in movies, start focusing on basketball. You haven't won shit. Just because you had a few good seasons doezn't mean you can start taking it easy. Michael never took it easy. And he wasn't starring in movies in the off season, only movie he was in was during his retirement. And he played the main character, not some side character in an Adam Sandler flick. Fricking goofy.

LMAO the fricking Giants of all teams, a team that is trying to fricking lose: Scored 45 points on the Colts - a team desperate to win.

Meanwhile The Dolphins lost their $250 milliion QB to his fricking old man hips.

And all these shit sippers need is a win against a lowly Jets team and help from Carson Wentz.

Frick me, god forbid we get a higher draft pick, nope lets win out on the most bullshit, improbable scenario.

We did it! Honored to have received such an award @AB84 https://t.co/b1DU59cztb

— Noah Knigga (@KniggaNoah) December 28, 2024

Cracker of the Year

Neighbor of the Year

Neighbor of the Year (BIPOC category)

Businessman Cracker of the Year (Hunter Biden snubbed)

American Cracker of the Year

Dog of the Year

Cracker of the Year (Florida category)

Cracker of the Millenium

Funniest Cracker of the Year

Biggest Cracker of the Year

Chink of the Year

Cracker of the Election

Biggest Cracker Moment of the Year

Influencer Cracker of the Year

CTE of the Year

Druggie of the Year

Dumbass of the Year

Cracker Transformation of the Year

Direct Message of the Year

X Account Cracker of the Year

!mensfootball TBH I realized quickly the only one worth posting was the Athlete of the Year, but sunk cost fallacy hit hard

Me, A Bears fan, wondering whether next year is the year

Travis Hunter just deactivated his IG after an old vid resurfaced of his girl twerking on another man pic.twitter.com/ZfE6l2JUtW

— LakeShowYo (@LakeShowYo) December 23, 2024

It started with her acting entitled during his big day

Travis Hunter’s girlfriend giving him attitude for taking pictures with fans at a schedule event:
“Am I suppose to just sit here all day” pic.twitter.com/gSOyvUmj69

— Stoolies🏴‍☠️ (@SpacesStoolies) December 16, 2024

And then people just started digging

He had less than 48 hours to celebrate his Heisman Trophy win before his girlfriend called him a cheater in front of God and his mother and everyone. My god dude, this your off-ramp just take it https://t.co/Yu7MxFpgQP

— Q. Anthony Ali (@NobleQAli) December 17, 2024

And it just got worse and worse for him

Travis Hunter used to take his girlfriend to parties & wait outside, then take her home after. 🫡

pic.twitter.com/f5c0mBHv05

— My Mixtapez (@mymixtapez) December 17, 2024

We're hitting critical mass at this point. This reminds me of the manti teo shit.

Man posts a picture looking cozy with Travis Hunter’s fiancée and even announces they are selling merch featuring the photo 🤦🏽 pic.twitter.com/An78dZbkLC

— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) December 23, 2024

nah this keeps getting worse… I feel bad for Travis Hunter pic.twitter.com/g3EhvTPBXX

— LakeShowYo (@LakeShowYo) December 24, 2024

absolutely brutal

Someone save this brother 💔 pic.twitter.com/vU2lGymvnd

— Wembananas (@wemby4life) December 24, 2024

>Call carp a cute twink for me too when you post it.

Carp, you're a cute twink

@Awoo asked me to post this for him because he's marsified or something.