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BBC interviews Nigerians and Indians about the time Indians used Juju magic to summon lions to beat Nigerians in a football match 99-1 pic.twitter.com/3We73kK0e8
— ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 (@kunley_drukpa) September 21, 2023
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I love pidgin
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I have plenty of juju and would be willing to share with hot Nigerian grills.
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I unironically love how it sounds. I also like how the BBC Pidgin home page is always full of horrific, sensational stories that are presented very matter of factly as regularly news.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c88jmmyk5r2o
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c72j42e5dygo
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I love how the BBC just tacitly admits grammar, syntax, spelling, and conjugation are concepts too difficult for Africans to understand.
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isn't the highest scoreline game Aussie vs San Marino
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS_Adema_149–0_SO_l'Emyrne
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African football has hilarious levels of corruption
https://www.marca.com/en/football/2022/07/07/62c6e84746163f24098b45b2.html
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How lmao? Recovering the ball and getting it to center then kicking it from there should still take more time than the 40 something seconds they'd have to score each
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you are forgetting, every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes
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*highest scoring game without illegal juju
I don't think it was San Marino but one of those Pacific islands with a population of about 100
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oh ya: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_31–0_American_Samoa
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Nigerian Memri TV
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Apparent facts:
1. India demanded that each goal they scored counted for three. Nigeria agreed.
2. India demanded the game be played barefoot. Nigeria agreed.
3. India would immediately lose the game if Nigeria scored a single goal. This, of course makes special rule 1 redundant.
The game was a special exhibition match played a couple of months after the official end of Nigeria's civil war. Fighting was still ongoing in the north and nobody else but India would go anywhere near Nigeria.
Nigeria's national team had recently returned from a tour of Bongistan, playing various club teams such as the mighty Marine Crosby FC and the titans of Bishop Aukland. Their final game was played at Liverpool against South Liverpool FC and the tour was considered a great success.
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Wouldn't it be awful if Kamala became president, put all the pot heads in labor camps, and then accidentally tripped, fell out of all her clothes, and landed in my bubble bath? Haha that sure would be a problem
Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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