So I'm trying to watch football so I dont feel so out of place in social situations where everyone starts talking about sports. The Packers are playong the Black shirts and idfk whats going im so bored

The black shirt pirate guys are the Raiders, the other guys are the cheeseheads. Both teams have legendary histories and a lot of success in the past but right now both teams kinda suck. Raiders fans know that the Raiders suck. Packers fans have deluded themselves into thinking that they might be good even though their good ball throw guy went to another team last season and they weren't even that good the last few years when he was still on the team.

As for the game of football itself, it's the greatest of team sports because it's like a mix of chess and athletics. The coaches draw up complicated tactical plans full of misdirection that the players then have basically a few seconds on each play to try to execute, or sometimes ignore and improvise instead if the original plan falls part. Unfortunately it can be kinda hard to see everything that is happening on any given play not just because it's complex, but also because the TVs usually don't show you what the guys whose main job is to catch the ball are doing once they've run off the side of the screen.

Just turned the game on. Ooo, this mist on the field is kino.