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NFL Playoffs Wildcard Betting Thread- The gang's all here edition

Artist is @ corndoggylol on twitter. Stalk him with a follow if you want to, child.

Goodbye Regular season. By my spreadsheet that was 272 NFL games you could bet on, meaning a single bet/game (which I did) would mean you risked 54,400 :marseycoin:. Being a savy better (like me) you surely got some return on investment. Over the season I netted +573 (week 18 killed me), so with all that risk and reward I'm up 1.053%! Look out for me Wall Street! :marseycapitalistmanlet: :marseystocksup: I'm also -43,200 on Dramacoin scholarships to anyone who asked for money to gamble, while I never asked for anyone to pay it back @Freak-Off did to the tune of 12,600 dc essentially borrowed. You can see that I'm a true financial megamind. :marseybigbrain:

Playoff time: 4 threads left & 13 games left to bet on- WildCard (6), Divisional (4), Conference (2), and Super Bowl (1)

Here's the bracket- your team is in it. Right, anon?

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If you weren't in it, your team surely is shaking off some dead weight and acquiring new talent so next year can be your year. Happy Black Monday, you got it champ! I was going to find a nice list of all the firings, but haven't found one yet. We'll see if that changes.

pings: !mensfootball !goomblers !bets @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS @Freak-Off @Drippo @SpudsMackenzie

Wild card weekend is 2 Saturday games (4:30 & 8), 3 Sunday games (1, 4:30, 8), and 1 Monday Night Game (8)

2 Points of order

1. Regular Season MVP betting is still open. Voting will be open until the announcements prior to the super bowl because why not.

2. I'm doing one bonus bet in this thread only! Of the 14 teams in the playoffs, pick the Super Bowl Champion. This will close prior to the first game at SATURDAY JAN 11TH 4:00 EASTERN TIME (US) :marseyfortuneteller:

Who will be the Super Bowl LIX Winner

AFC-1 Chiefs (15-2) - 32 bets

NFC-1 Lions (15-2) - 47 bets

AFC-2 Bills (13-4) - 16 bets

NFC-2 Eagles (14-3) - 26 bets - WINNER!

AFC-3 Ravens (12-5) - 20 bets

NFC-3 Buccaneers (10-7) - 5 bets

AFC-4 Texans (10-7) - 4 bets

NFC-4 Rams (10-7) - 7 bets

AFC-5 Chargers (11-6) - 3 bets

NFC-5 Vikings (14-3) - 4 bets

AFC-6 Steelers (10-7) - 6 bets

NFC-6 Commanders (formerly Football Team (formerly Redskins)) (12-5) - 5 bets

AFC-7 Broncos (10-7) - 7 bets

NFC-7 Packers (11-6) - 4 bets

I was really lazy this week and didn't save much of anything clip related. Here's more of the duck from that Buccaneers game

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Help a neighbor out? :marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

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got u


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Thank you!

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Somehow someway I have enough DC to not beg!

Thanks for doing this

The only minutes of football I have watched this year are your clips.

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You're to date I think the only person who ever paid me back (not that I asked). Here's a trophy for being the only fair dealing dramanaut :marseywinner#:


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Honour is.... something or other.

Who is your Superb Owl pick this year....for 3200 DC Bucko?

I'm on Stealers I guess.

Maybe Lions beat em at the last minute

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Realistically, as much as it pains me, it might be the Lions' year. If it's the AFC I like Buffalo. But I think Eagles & Ravens still have a good shot.

In my heart, J Love is going to go super saiyan mode and get his obligatory, for Packers QBs, 1 super bowl ring before a decade plus of regular season success and heartbreaking playoff failures.

Steelers I think are at that Packers/Commies type B-tier where they look great stomping most teams, but their flaws are horribly exposed when going against good teams. I wish they'd be more creative switching out Wilson and Fields at QB and testing defenses for weaknesses against their different playstyles but :marseyshrug:.


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I won't pretend I'll ever be in a position to pay you back. But if my r-slurred bets here somehow hit I will :marseyspecial:

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No need. Just win big!


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