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https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-mike-mccarthy-unable-to-reach-agreement-head-coach-leaves-after-five-seasons-in-dallas/
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Jerruh is still around so they'll probably still be mediocre
McCarthy to the Bears?
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Every day I wish that Jerry is the longest lived man alive so he can keep kneecapping the Cowboys with his r-slurred decisions
Anyone who isn't Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn to the Bears
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um It doesnt really matter that much because it seems like his son would like just keep doing the same r-slurred shit
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Maybe he's got a son dumber than Brick who will try to Make Cowboys Great Again by giving a talentless white QB half a billion dollars in 50 years when Jerry's finally dead.
Doesn't sound too unrealistic.
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If he managed to knock some dusty but technically viable sperm into a woman and make Jerry heir that's both confident and even dumber, then I'm not complaining
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His son is the salary cap manager, and they've been in perpetual salary cap trouble for the past 15 years.
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It'd be the most r-slurred possible option so Bears are probably going to do it and give him a decade long contract.
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