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https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1751660388997800395

They've gone full strength with the lineup as well £300m worth of players in that starting 11

Happy 9th day of Black History Month! As I'm sure y'all know, Côte d'Ivoire and Nigeria will face off in the final of the Africa Cup of Nations this Sunday, and their fans have reacted with jubilation

Ivorian fans celebrate in the streets of Paris (notice how they're not destroying anything like yt football hooligans)

Nigerian fans sing South African superstar Tyla's song "Water" after beating South Africa in the semifinals

https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1755547089348473191

Let's look at a few highlights from both teams:

Côte d'Ivoire squeaks past Mali with a stunning goal in the final minutes of overtime

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1753865987907072395

Côte d'Ivoire advances to the final after a superb goal off a volley

https://twitter.com/Full_Gist/status/1755346412152172611

Nigeria beats South Africa on penalty kicks

https://twitter.com/drpenking/status/1755875433814319132

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Last night a player returned from injury and basically won the game for his team

And no he's not the type of person and actually and so wtf

!football

why did draymond do this LMFAOOOOO pic.twitter.com/PgcTNeEOUB

— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) November 15, 2023

He got memed for it:

Keeping it real:

A white supremacist shot three Black people at a supermarket in Florida today after stalking an HBCU so yes, I happen to think an officially licensed product of @utaustin that says 'Embrace the Hate' would seem a bit tone deaf. I'm funny that way. https://t.co/RtBYuGo33q

— Laura Chapin (@LauraChapin) August 27, 2023

we need to lower admissions requirements immediately until we can figure out what the heck is going on

https://twitter.com/search?q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Funiversitycoop%2Fstatus%2F1695201734761570729

fox boomer sneed

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/texas-longhorns-embrace-the-hate-shirt-somehow-leads-outrage-social-media

flyover commentary

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-weirdos-offended-over-team-slogan/109489410/page-1

That booger-eating buffoon just did at Texas in three years what A&M has failed to accomplish in 25 years.

It really is about to happen. Like clockwork.

Screw Snakey for allowing Texas to recruit as an SEC team for three years while playing a G5 schedule for three years.

People keep posting "The Big 12 is garbage......" but somehow, it hasn't made us any better. The Horns beat Alabama at their home this year; they just won the Big 12 Championship; and, they are a Florida State loss from having a shot at the National Championship. In literature we would use the following words to describe what this means for us: omen, foreshadowing, foreboding, harbinger, ... etc.

10 year plan. So crazy how we had tu dead to rights and didn't stay vigilant about stopping them from joining. I would wager Sharpe knew the whole time.

Now we are about to watch them do what we should have done.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428896

This is the Pandora's Box many of us warned you about. Defend it all you want, just remember who told you so, and get an XXL bottle of lube from now on.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428732

Winning the ACC undefeated, this is a joke. They had to pick between Bama and Texas. That was legitimately difficult due to Bama's **** up in week2. And instead of making the difficult call, they shafted FSU

It is absolutely ridiculously stupid that the college football playoff does not work like every other darn playoff in the world. Super Bowl, World Series, college World Series if you get in on a wildcard or original, and you win out, you win out. That's exactly the way college football should work. And whether that's giving every conference a chance or what I don't know but this pick and choose bull**** is just that bull*****

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428595

What a joke. 100% due to media bias and not actual performance on the field.

Explain how a 1 loss BDF is better than the ACC? Such a slap in the face to the other 104 men on the FSU team.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428786

Big Ten literally changed their rules so OSU could make the BIGCG and qualify for the Playoff.

It took rule changes for A&M to be left out.

It took ESPN leaving out an undefeated P5 conference champion (unprecedented) for Texas to get in.

Tells you everything you need to know.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428622

I know it's obvious but tu is winning.

We look like fools once again.

They are in the CFP and we are in a downward trajectory.

All because we couldn't get out of our own way. This happened long ago when we went with a jogging buddy over Urban Meyer.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428337

If they played Bama today they'd lose by sixty. It took a homer bailout call to beat Houston and a complete collapse by KSU that gave them the game or they'd have three losses.

For all the talk and bravado about not caring about the Sips, here is another thread whining about the Sips

[Take a week off - Texags Staff]

‘Crack-head’ fights his ‘Dealer’ in MMA bout in Russia at Epic Fighting! pic.twitter.com/Kb4FMhyLK2

— Mikey Thomas (@MikeyThomas1991) January 17, 2024

Good to see the crack dealer stayed in costume for this physical activity.

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/18k0lqm/freezio_snowmano_santa_claus_was_booed_out_of?sort=controversial

Classic Fenian L

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!britbongs

Why has rdrama decided the preview image for this should be a picture of Alan Hutton?

I don't know what to feel TBH. I hate him and hes joining the team I root for (and cry every year)

I have to support him???

NO I WILL NOT

I hope Chuck Legreg outshines him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!illuminati FIX THIS SOMEHOW

Plebbit freaking out https://old.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/1ag83xn/lewis_hamilton_to_join_ferrari_for_2025_formula_1?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/1ag8ooc/lewis_hamilton_to_join_ferrari_for_the_2025?sort=controversial

r/formuladank is full on r-slurred mode rn

There’s a Russian version of basketball where you can suplex your opponent…
pic.twitter.com/MrByWG84sS

— Dexerto (@Dexerto) March 17, 2024

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22 MAN ROSTER FOR MARIO FOOTBALL @TheGoodGuysCFB @SickosCommittee (used MS paint bc I'm a sicko)

EXPLANATION BELOW pic.twitter.com/YobraXxz85

— Ryan Plumer (@ryan_plumer_) January 6, 2024

His reasoning

OFFENSE:

Mario (QB) - Self explanatory.

Boo (RB) - Elusive, this is his best position.

Bullet Bill (TE) - Big body. Get open, catch the ball.

Waluigi (X WR) - Long, can catch the deep ball every time

Yoshi (Y WR) - Get open, catch the ball. Easy pick. Fast as frick

Bowser (LT) - Staple of the O Line.

Bowser Jr. (LG) - Can pull on some powers if he has the thing he rides in. Chemistry with the entire left side of the line.

Wario (C) - Loves when QB is under center.

Birdo (RG) - Bigger body, but not too big. Mobile.

Thwomp (RT) - Look at him

DEFENSE:

DK (DE) - Has thumbs on his feet. 'Nuf said.

Piranha Plant (DT) - Can't move, but can stuff anything up the middle.

Dry Bowser (DT) - Big body. Hopefully pulls doubles for Bobomb.

Bobomb (DE) - Just has to beat his man and gets the sack every time.

Toad (MLB + Playcaller) - Loves to talk. Big head. No confusion, takes up space in the middle.

Luigi (WLB) - Can def lay down some hits and has the reach to play in the middle.

Blooper (NCB) - Shifty. Won't allow many receptions.

Lakitu (CB1) - Flies around, can defend deep shots

Shy Guy (CB2) - Might be shy, but he'll have nice jams off the line.

Daisy (SS) - Can HIT. Makes sure secondary is where they're supposed to be (look at her point).

Rosalina (FS) - Lowkey star of the defense. Flies around and can use magic.

SPECIAL TEAMS

@SickosCommittee

hahaha yes!:

Toadette (P) - If you think she can't put it in a coffin, idk what to tell you.

Koopa (K) - Very reliable on PATs. Not a huge range though.

Yoshi (R) - Great vision, sure hands.

Hammer Bro (Gunner) - LOOK AT HIM COME ON THAT'S A GUNNER

I'd say they go 10-7 in a not very competitive division and get taken out in the wildcard round

pic.twitter.com/5ErRgJUQen

— Williams Racing (@WilliamsRacing) March 22, 2024

Some background, Logan Sargent is the first American in F1 in a long time. He sucks, has never out qualifed his Twink Thai team mate Alex Albon.

Alex wreaked his car in practice for the Australian Grand Prix and the team didn't have another chassis on hand.

So the team announced that Alex (who wreaked his car) will be driving Logan's car on Sunday and Logan gets to watch on the sideline.

REAVES CLUTCH 3 😱

LAKERS BEAT BUCKS IN 2OT 🔥 pic.twitter.com/tY6jbUiUfi

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) March 27, 2024

!football

https://old.reddit.com/r/chelseafc/comments/15ntk2y/david_ornstein_on_twitter_liverpool_reach?sort=controversial

Reddit is actually surprisingly chill about it, the fan forums however...

https://www.theshedend.com/topic/35581-moises-caicedo-to-liverpool/page/77/#comments

Lots of them are lashing out at Brighton too for some reason

>I hope we sign a permacrocked player in his 30s who's not even a dm instead

Trade: Steelers are sending QB Kenny Pickett to the Philadelphia Eagles in a pick swap, sources tell ESPN.

Once Pittsburgh signed Russell Wilson, Pickett preferred to move on. pic.twitter.com/cvsAP2e8lB

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 15, 2024

No I didn't read it to verify it's true I just hate her.

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ESPN Sources: The NBA is suspending Golden State’s Draymond Green indefinitely. pic.twitter.com/CNaIXavM0C

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) December 14, 2023