BREAKING: A man has been arrested for the manslaughter of the ice hockey player Adam Johnson in Sheffieldhttps://t.co/UnGutZ6G2P

— The Yorkshire Post (@yorkshirepost) November 14, 2023

Literally just happened so limited drama so far

https://twitter.com/aidenlufc/status/1724465595901530144

https://twitter.com/bxysnthbttrlnd/status/1724467401029259764

https://twitter.com/fromtapetotape/status/1724466966289670465

https://twitter.com/thathockeylass/status/1724468256256274765

https://twitter.com/creaso14/status/1724469126486511774

Re: @Awoo 's report, they gave him a standing ovation first game back

https://twitter.com/_PeterSpencer/status/1723752414870679975

A reporter asked Todd Bowles if the Bucs were prepared to play in the frigid Detroit weather.

“You do know we play indoors, right?” pic.twitter.com/Z6vksXrGXW

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) January 17, 2024

!football

Deleted his account before I could get any more replies unfortunately. The rest of his account was just things like screenshots of the morning news where he was tagging the presenter and calling her beautiful

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1754436250994442244

He also seem to be obsessed with this one pornstar

!coomers

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1742314341351973111

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1697358283399479682

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1703535982358708481

Here's what the girl in the picture thought about it

https://twitter.com/AfcLei/status/1757335276349735031

Sincerely AB pic.twitter.com/O6mjJXOaHQ

— AB (@AB84) August 11, 2022

Reddit:

• [PFT] Source says this is real. 11 games. $5M fine for Watson.

• [Kleinman] NFL suspensions: Deshaun Watson: 11 games, $5 million fine - 24 sexual misconduct lawsuits. Ridley: Indefinite - Bet for his team to win Burfict: 12 games - Targeting Hopkins: 6 games - PED Martavis: Indefinite - Weed Josh Gordon: 76 games - Weed

• [Ari Meirov] Watson will return vs. the Texans, his former team, in Houston.

• [Reiss] $5 million is about 2.2% of Watson’s fully guaranteed contract.

• By suspending Deshaun Watson fewer than 12 games, his contract will not toll an additional year, allowing him to receive his $46M salary next year, rather than the $1M he would've earned in 2023 with a longer suspension

• NFL No More Campaign

• [Mina Kimes] Well this is quite the pair of tweets

• [Battista] Deshaun Watson tells reporters he will “continue to stand on my innocence.” Said he never assaulted or disrespected anyone.

• [Axelrod] Browns Deshaun Watson: "Just because settlements happen doesn't mean a person is guilty." Says he believes he has proven his innocence throughout this process.

• Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cleveland Browns | Defector

I could keep going, but ten seems like enough. If you want to see more, check /r/nfl yourself. But here's a bonus from /r/sports. And here's one from /r/fantasyfootball.

Twitter:

• The NFL had an opportunity to show it had learned from its ugly history on standing up for Women with this Deshaun Watson case and IT FAILED. 11 games and a 5 million dollar fine doesn’t fit what he was accused of doing and found to have done by Judge Sue L. Robinson. Sickening. – Robert Griffin III

• NFL punishing Deshaun Watson – Josiah Johnson

• Deshaun Watson supsension reduced to 11 games after promising not to sexually assualt 2 dozen women"ever again" – PFT Commenter

• Deshaun Watson was not indicted by a Grand Jury twice. | Historically a Grand Jury will indict 99.9% of the time | The man has not been charged with a crime. | Settling a civil case is in no way admitting any guilt, it's business | You may not like this tweet, but it's fact. – The Philly Godfather

• Deshaun Watson paying his $5 Million dollar fine – Some meme account, but this tweet has a ton of likes/replies, with seething to match.

• The Texans welcoming Deshaun Watson back to Houston after his suspension – NFL Memes

• After the Deshaun Watson suspension was announced, the NFL has promised to wear extra pink to show how much it respects women this season – Some soyboy with a YouTube channel he describes as "The Daily Show for football".

• Calvin Ridley vs Deshaun Watson taught me that the NFL thinks it’s MORE acceptable to commit a crime against a human(s) than a victimless crime that affects their bottom dollar. | What a world. I love being a woman, it’s fun. – Some random thot, but former Jaguars offensive guard, Uche Nwaneri, replied.

• It’s kind of hilarious to scroll through my TL and see numerous individuals find Deshaun Watson so appalling and disgusting but love themselves some Donald Trump 😂😂😂 – Some soyboy that somehow managed to make this about Trump.

Added context: Denver has never won a championship before, so this is kind of a big deal for them.

Thread is full of slapfights. Here's one that made me chuckle.

>During the finals? Bruh

>Mods and everyone else can pat themselves on the back like they are going to make a difference

>Let me guess. You didn’t vote.

>I mean I didn't vote either bc I don't frequent this sub 24/7 so I missed it. Only 8k of 7.7M voted, but I guess that's enough to take this offline indefinitely. What a joke lol. Sorry Nuggets fans

What was tweeted by his mayo (?) argentinian teammate

How the responded:

Bongs might still ban the mayo lmao: https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/17h05nb/alejandro_garnacho_is_at_risk_of_a_football?sort=controversial

I don't know how anyone can think that someone would post something racist on a post celebrating his teammate just who saved a last minute penalty kick

!football

@Wojak lol did you nootice this drama? i haven't checked /r/soccer for a couple of days and missed it

Last night KC Chiefs were playing the Buffalo Bills. There was 1:25 left, and KC is at the 50. Here is the play.

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18fhx5f/highlight_chiefs_go_ahead_touchdown_wiped_away_by?sort=controversial

You might notice one guy standing on the blue line, looking back at the center. You might notice his whole team is behind him. If you didn't, the refs did and brought back the cool play. This caused Patrick Mahomes to spiral.

Mahomes is seen yelling, bordering on tears immediately after.

Another angle

After the game when the QB's shake hands he tells the opposing QB it's the "worst fricking call I've ever seen"

After having some time to think it over, Mahomes then doubles down in the post game interview.

Patrick Mahomes: “I've played seven years in the National Football League and never had offensive offsides called.” “Let us play the game.”

For those that aren't football fans, this is how the chiefs won the Superbowl last year:

Note only WR's can get offensive offsides called, and they tend not to because well... it's not that hard to know you shouldn't be looking back at the ball.

He even goes on to say it impacted Kelce's HOF career

The ref weighed in after saying that a warning wasn't given because the guy was so far forward the official who stands at the line couldn't even see the ball because of Toney.

Zion Williamson is having a baby! Wow what a lucky woman. Quality sperm ✅ pic.twitter.com/KNOvULpdI5

— Troydan (@Troydan) June 6, 2023

https://twitter.com/SH00T_/status/1666197739691036672?t=qfi68UncVmecqgyyEEm96Q&s=19

https://twitter.com/Amitchell9141/status/1666203987295494156?t=sc9rTK2ZrKEW8WIqQEvESQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/MorgBGreat/status/1666403624711254018?t=STJGjPwJ3YvYh5veYR_Q3A&s=19

https://twitter.com/scream_MALCOLM/status/1666421065793273857?t=GMdmQRbH_H7gJlO06_TjKA&s=19

Do you hire exclusively black people for your NBA team because you believe their race and all of its biological traits (height, superior stamina and strength) gives them a competitive advantage? https://t.co/eVFIPSenBs

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) January 29, 2024

If you weren't aware they have been pretty much consistently the whitest team in the league since he bought them

The two most famous players in their history are both white Europeans

!nonchuds come laugh at this failure of a chud dunking

Some more r-slurred chuds trying to jump in to support the white Portuguese Ian

https://twitter.com/TheRabbitHole84/status/1751786117094105115

https://twitter.com/forceonatr/status/1751785984793194621

https://twitter.com/altrightythen/status/1751789164507648143

https://twitter.com/ericthewheeler/status/1751810533836431402

Yoooooo this crazy 😭

According to court documents Dwight Howard admitted to meeting up with a guy & engaged in sexual acts

Documents also say Dwight performed nonconsensual oral s*x on the man pic.twitter.com/4R2J13ttWx

— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) October 24, 2023

Non-sportcels this is what he looks like:

I need dude on dude r*pe explained to me by Dave Chappelle:

Mase and Cam Ron react:

Starting my own Team Sign 🆙 pic.twitter.com/qdK8q5RNGR

— AB (@AB84) October 10, 2022

Hallo @adidas / @adidasfootball,
ich habe gestern eine Presseanfrage gestellt und heute noch mal nachgefragt, aber leider keine Reaktion.

Daher hier die Fragen öffentlich:
- Wird Adidas die Nummer 44 in ihrem Shop sperren?
- Wird Adidas Partnershops anweisen diese Nummer zu… pic.twitter.com/nwinZgCTnN

— Tobias Huch (@TobiasHuch) March 28, 2024

Translation:

I made a press inquiry yesterday and asked again today, but unfortunately no response.

Therefore, here are the questions publicly:

• Will Adidas block the number 44 in their shop?

• Will Adidas instruct partner shops to block this number?

• Will Adidas cancel existing orders?

• How many orders with the shirt number 44 have there already been?

#National team

@DFB_Team

@DFB

#SS

Of course I distance myself from National Socialism. The example photo serves to provide journ*listic information.

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bt6adb/germany_fans_banned_from_customising_kits_with/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1bt4oer/adidas_banned_the_no_44_on_germanys_national/?sort=controversial

https://old-reddit-com.translate.goog/r/Bundesliga/comments/1bsyy5z/zahl_erinnert_an_ssrune_adidas_streicht/?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp

Edit: This may have started on soccercirclejerk:

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1bs9o1y/glad_our_captain_is_back/?sort=controversial

A white supremacist shot three Black people at a supermarket in Florida today after stalking an HBCU so yes, I happen to think an officially licensed product of @utaustin that says 'Embrace the Hate' would seem a bit tone deaf. I'm funny that way. https://t.co/RtBYuGo33q

— Laura Chapin (@LauraChapin) August 27, 2023

we need to lower admissions requirements immediately until we can figure out what the heck is going on

https://twitter.com/search?q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Funiversitycoop%2Fstatus%2F1695201734761570729

fox boomer sneed

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/texas-longhorns-embrace-the-hate-shirt-somehow-leads-outrage-social-media

flyover commentary

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-weirdos-offended-over-team-slogan/109489410/page-1

They're blaming the glazers

More cope

Even more cope

Entire sub coping, seething, and crying

Entire redcafe forums coping and seething

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1558511578680524800?cxt=HHwWgICwmcCB-aArAAAA

Cry more

https://rdrama.org/h/sports/post/93997/man-utd-manager-man-utd-players

Damar Hamlin just suffered a really scary injury during the Bills-Bengals game 😔😔

Prayers up 🙏🙏🙏pic.twitter.com/2STj0X0zru

— Brian Y (@byysports) January 3, 2023

He had to get CPR on the field

Update: Game got temporarily suspended. Teams going back to locker rooms.

1 hour later, still no word on the game continuing. No official update on his status. Even the ESPN people are saying the League is fricking r-slurred for not calling off the game 1 hour later.

The only thing that remains unchanged is Skip Bayless is still r-slurred https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1610101204687949827?s=20&t=maXa9iGowNhgwY7qnOabvg

I guess a lot of British foids are gonna get murdered tonight though

Context:

Eni Aluko is a former professional women's football player turned commentator. Here's a sample of her work:

Joey Barton is a former professional men's football player turned Twitter CHUD (see my previous post for his antics).

A couple of weeks ago, Joey tweeted comparing Eni to a serial killer, so now she's suing him and has fled the country (aka gone on holiday).

For some reason, not everyone thinks her leaving is bad news:

https://twitter.com/MagicalMaresca/status/1747394730885836921

https://twitter.com/agham1992/status/1747537959077777416

The man himself has also responded:

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1747545747338182835

Foid crying:

https://twitter.com/LuxMeaMundiAM/status/1747536117560152187

A playful update to the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 of St. George appears on the collar to unite and inspire. pic.twitter.com/lXEjXhbIJO

— Nike Football (@nikefootball) March 18, 2024

!football

!britbongs

Genuinely, I have no idea what that is supposed to be? Why is blue and purple uniting and inspiring?

After Brittney Griner played in her first WNBA game last night since coming home from prison in Russia, Phoenix Mercury head coach Vanessa Nygaard was angry Los Angeles didn’t sellout the arena for her return:

“How was it not a sellout??”pic.twitter.com/b2GgnsjlIN

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 21, 2023

Gee, I wonder why nobody went to yet another WNBA game

Anyway, in real sports news, the Nuggies went up 3 games to 0 against LeBron and the Gaykers

Context: Joey Barton is former Newcastle/Manchester City player who went on to have a failed career as a manager. In 2022, his wife accused him of assaulting her, but later refused to assist the prosecution.

Last month, he took aim at women commentators for not understanding men's football (note: a DV charity promoted their Tweet under his )

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1732535415033184443

Now he's got a bit more personal, comparing two female commentators to serial killers

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743178035766153418

The Great and Good of football were outraged. Headlines were made and ITV put out a statement on Twitter, but Joey has still come out swinging

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743327495301234831

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743516036698382598

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743529495783747668

Other random tweets:

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1742603690681434348

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743270303298658737

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743593849858228522

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1742869075792167124

https://twitter.com/search

they are so mad lmao

Germany beats Team USA 113-111 to advance to the FIBA World Cup Final 🤯 pic.twitter.com/Iq2LZYSFCt

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 8, 2023

First baseball, then women's football now basketball. You better hope no one else starts picking up American Football or you won't have anything left