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Finally, somewhere to post shitty sports articles any quality sports-related content and drama.

Sincerely AB pic.twitter.com/O6mjJXOaHQ

— AB (@AB84) August 11, 2022

Main card streams here:

https://totalsportek.to/title-game/bellator-284-gracie-vs-yamauchi/7172

Bellator prelims are p garbage tho lmao I'll probably just have them open on a second monitor. Main event should be solid.

Part 2

Boring, but I want to keep this hole alive.

They're blaming the glazers

More cope

Even more cope

Entire sub coping, seething, and crying

Entire redcafe forums coping and seething

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1558511578680524800?cxt=HHwWgICwmcCB-aArAAAA

Cry more

https://rdrama.org/h/sports/post/93997/man-utd-manager-man-utd-players

Fight card: https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/89355-ufc-fight-night

Pretty pumped for the main event. Fighters normally fall off hard as they age in the lower weight classes but Cruz has looked shockingly good. Vera is a killer though.

🚨PETITION TO BAN ANTHONY TAYLOR FROM OFFICIATING CHELSEA GAMES RT & SIGN 👉 https://t.co/TK22n9DJrj

— Dubois (@CFCDUBois) August 14, 2022

Not happy with being a bald bastard Anthony Taylor, probably the premier leagues most notorious referee put in an all timer performance last night in the London derby between Chelsea and Tottenham last night.

Both Tottenham goals directly coming after incredibly obvious and blatant fouls that a more competent ref would have seen, this has enraged the Chelsea fan base as this is not the first time this is happened:

Heres a 5 minute compilation of his frick ups against Chelsea alone

A petition set up by a very prominent football twitter account has managed to garner 100,000 signatures in less than 24 hours. Will the refs association do anything? Will they frick.

Reddit link

Video of the second foul

Yes I am a Chelsea fan, Yes I am salty enough to make an effort post about it.

1. Alabama

2. Ohio State

3. Georgia

4. Clemson

5. Notre Dame

6. Texas A&M

7. Utah

8. Michigan

9. Oklahoma

10. Baylor

11. Oregon

12. Oklahoma State

13. North Carolina State

14. USC

15. Michigan State

16. Miami (FL)

17. Pittsburgh

18. Wisconsin

19. Arkansas

20. Kentucky

21. Ole Miss

22. Wake Forest

23. Cincinnati

24. Houston

25. BYU

Others receiving votes:

Tennessee 180, Texas 164, Iowa 163, Penn State 160, LSU 55, Fresno State 32, Minnesota 31, UCF 27, Purdue 17, Mississippi State 15, Auburn 15, Florida 14, Kansas State 14, North Carolina 9, Boise State 5, Air Force 4, Appalachian State 4, South Carolina 2, UCLA 2, San Diego State 2, Utah State 2, Nebraska 1

/r/CFB Thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/wp3d85/preseason_ap_top_25_poll/?sort=controversial

Post your knee-jerk reactions below!

Sky Sports pundit Graeme Souness says he does not regret describing football as "a man's game" after Chelsea's fiery 2-2 draw with Tottenham.

"It's a man's game all of a sudden again," Souness said on Sunday.

"I think we've got our football back, as I would enjoy football - men at it, blow for blow, and the referee letting them get on with it."

Speaking to Talksport on Monday, 69-year-old Souness said he regretted "not a word" of what he said in Sunday's broadcast.

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The several dozen fans of soccer in the US are not happy.

One of the players hinted the leaks were, in fact, real.

The away jersey also looks garbage.

It'd be fun to play with the tards on here, probably.

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Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome

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https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/premier-league/teams/manchester-united/epl-2022-elon-musks-tweets-he-will-buy-manchester-united-news-latest-man-utd-owners/news-story/5517ddd3d866bbf2641d98430c55e110

Reddit:

• [PFT] Source says this is real. 11 games. $5M fine for Watson.

• [Kleinman] NFL suspensions: Deshaun Watson: 11 games, $5 million fine - 24 sexual misconduct lawsuits. Ridley: Indefinite - Bet for his team to win Burfict: 12 games - Targeting Hopkins: 6 games - PED Martavis: Indefinite - Weed Josh Gordon: 76 games - Weed

• [Ari Meirov] Watson will return vs. the Texans, his former team, in Houston.

• [Reiss] $5 million is about 2.2% of Watson’s fully guaranteed contract.

• By suspending Deshaun Watson fewer than 12 games, his contract will not toll an additional year, allowing him to receive his $46M salary next year, rather than the $1M he would've earned in 2023 with a longer suspension

• NFL No More Campaign

• [Mina Kimes] Well this is quite the pair of tweets

• [Battista] Deshaun Watson tells reporters he will “continue to stand on my innocence.” Said he never assaulted or disrespected anyone.

• [Axelrod] Browns Deshaun Watson: "Just because settlements happen doesn't mean a person is guilty." Says he believes he has proven his innocence throughout this process.

• Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cleveland Browns | Defector

I could keep going, but ten seems like enough. If you want to see more, check /r/nfl yourself. But here's a bonus from /r/sports. And here's one from /r/fantasyfootball.

Twitter:

• The NFL had an opportunity to show it had learned from its ugly history on standing up for Women with this Deshaun Watson case and IT FAILED. 11 games and a 5 million dollar fine doesn’t fit what he was accused of doing and found to have done by Judge Sue L. Robinson. Sickening. – Robert Griffin III

• NFL punishing Deshaun Watson – Josiah Johnson

• Deshaun Watson supsension reduced to 11 games after promising not to sexually assualt 2 dozen women"ever again" – PFT Commenter

• Deshaun Watson was not indicted by a Grand Jury twice. | Historically a Grand Jury will indict 99.9% of the time | The man has not been charged with a crime. | Settling a civil case is in no way admitting any guilt, it's business | You may not like this tweet, but it's fact. – The Philly Godfather

• Deshaun Watson paying his $5 Million dollar fine – Some meme account, but this tweet has a ton of likes/replies, with seething to match.

• The Texans welcoming Deshaun Watson back to Houston after his suspension – NFL Memes

• After the Deshaun Watson suspension was announced, the NFL has promised to wear extra pink to show how much it respects women this season – Some soyboy with a YouTube channel he describes as "The Daily Show for football".

• Calvin Ridley vs Deshaun Watson taught me that the NFL thinks it’s MORE acceptable to commit a crime against a human(s) than a victimless crime that affects their bottom dollar. | What a world. I love being a woman, it’s fun. – Some random thot, but former Jaguars offensive guard, Uche Nwaneri, replied.

• It’s kind of hilarious to scroll through my TL and see numerous individuals find Deshaun Watson so appalling and disgusting but love themselves some Donald Trump 😂😂😂 – Some soyboy that somehow managed to make this about Trump.

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Edit: 'Were' feuding. Jeanie Buss(y) owns the Lakers' bussies now.

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CFB

Nebraska (-12.5) vs Northwestern (12.5)

Neutral site game; will be played in Dublin, Ireland.

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@tejanx, 194 coins
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@chapodestroyer, 170 coins
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Fight card:

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/89354-ufc-fight-night

Stream links:

https://totalsportek.to/title-game/ufc-278-usman-vs-edwards-2/7225

Harry Hunsucker on the main card lmao. Heavyweight is a joke outside the top 5.