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Currently looking for girls in prison to be my pen pal. This is the move. This is how I win. I can’t wait to meet my wife pic.twitter.com/V5oWos0Tby
— € 0 ɴ̶̷̲̅ ɴ̶̷̲̅ l 3 (@IHuffGasoline) January 24, 2023
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So what if she killed someone while drunk driving, that just adds character:
Vehicular Homicide via drunk driving
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In nature desperation is a catalyst for adaptation:
Women have been doing this for years with male inmates. It’s our time now.
Thankfully evolution forced foids to be attracted to moids:
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We should adopt one of these girls as a mascot and maybe start an rdrama prison gang.
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Moids when foids are into le spooky dark triad guys:
Moids when they have the opportunity to date literal murderer foids:
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Women are attracted to psychos because something is wrong with the woman's head. Guys are attracted to prisoners because they're ugly and desperate.
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Trying to get work with a felony on your record is tough, but they need a job and I need a bang maid.
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tfw no Estibaliz Carranza gf
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They make them in your model as well, champ.
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Why isnt rdrama trolling inmates with these penpal things
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Too busy trying to get a wife. Now that you’re reading this help a brother out. What’s a romantic word that rhymes with soap?
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Dope (depending on what they're in for).
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Bussy
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wow macayla
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Murder in the first degree
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Rachel - I enjoy a drama free lifestyle
Nameless - I have a twisted sense of humor
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https://writeaprisoner.com/inmates/bethany-mckee-r91596/penpal
I was scrolling and clocked this one right away as a crazy b-word, looked to see when she got out (a man can dream), turns out she's serving a life sentence for FRICKING STRANGLING TWO GUYS TO DEATH.
Apparently it was in a robbery and two of her accomplices HAD S*X ON TOP OF THE TWO DEAD BODIES
Her bio on writeaprisoner says
Which I find to be a pretty horrible choice of words consider she FRICKING STRANGLED TWO PEOPLE WITH PLASTIC BAGS
This isn't even the worst of it, the b-word whose apartment the victims were lured into, and the one who HAD S*X ON TOP OF THE BODIES? SHE'S OUT OF JAIL RIGHT NOW!!! I'm fricking flabbergasted. What the frick is going on in Illinois. Actual fricking cuck state holy shit.
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Loool she's lowkey showing off her crimes. I guess you gotta compete to get more letters and stand out. Like Tinder but for crazy b-words.
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my friends and i did this during lockdown when we lived together; to find the perfect woman we did a communal "smash or pass" with their mugshots
most blonde crackwhores were surprisingly kino
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i want rebecca to speak spanish to me while jerking me off
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Shouldn't they detail their felonies and violent crimes to turn us on?
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Haha nah you gotta look them up. Can't make it too easy for these scrotes. Although sometimes you're better off not knowing.
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Oh frick, I think reading this is the moment that leads to my death.
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At least you'll get a good "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation" jumpcut right before you succumb to your multiple stab wounds.
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You can visit the murderer if you want lol.
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You're just shaving off seconds of my life man.
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like you’d do anything with them but waste them online
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whatchu say about me and my dream girl? She's mine, and she's going to kill me in person after we've copulated at least once.
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Praying Mantismaxxxing
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Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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