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Currently looking for girls in prison to be my pen pal. This is the move. This is how I win. I can’t wait to meet my wife pic.twitter.com/V5oWos0Tby
— € 0 ɴ̶̷̲̅ ɴ̶̷̲̅ l 3 (@IHuffGasoline) January 24, 2023
So what if she killed someone while drunk driving, that just adds character:
Vehicular Homicide via drunk driving
In nature desperation is a catalyst for adaptation:
Women have been doing this for years with male inmates. It’s our time now.
Thankfully evolution forced foids to be attracted to moids:
We should adopt one of these girls as a mascot and maybe start an rdrama prison gang.
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Oh frick, I think reading this is the moment that leads to my death.
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At least you'll get a good "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation" jumpcut right before you succumb to your multiple stab wounds.
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You can visit the murderer if you want lol.
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You're just shaving off seconds of my life man.
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like you’d do anything with them but waste them online
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whatchu say about me and my dream girl? She's mine, and she's going to kill me in person after we've copulated at least once.
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Praying Mantismaxxxing
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