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Worst kinds of women

I've been told my recent comment is so quality that it deserves its own post and some expansion on my points.

Here's my top 3 of kinds of women I can't stand:

1. Fat-positive or body-positives :marseyobesescale: who specifically think they're better looking than women who take care of themselves. They also tend to say things like "bones are for puppies, come get you a REAL woman"

I actually have experience with this one!

I'm building muscle so I can effortlessly lift my future children and carry them for long periods of time.

I've had multiple fatties look at me and say

"MUSCLES AREN'T FEMININE, YOU'LL LOSE YOUR FIGURE AND LOOK LIKE A MAN"

:#obesedaddysgirl: :#obesetradwife:

Horrible mention: totally valid :marseypass: they're just as unbearable as pick me party girls AND come packed with a misogynistic veiw of women!

Without you, queens, I'd never have become so based and tradpilled

:#marseyloveyou::#marseykys:

2. Pick mes or :marseyattentionseeker:. These often have some sprinkling of manic pixie energy. They often adopt sexualties and gender-queerness for popularity points and catch STDS like pokemon.

Bonus points if she has awful hair, piercings and acts edgy to "make a statement"

3. Lazy mothers :marseychonkerfoidpuke: who think their messy homes, unwashed asses and poorly kept children are a virtue and testimonial to how hard working they are.

They often have black feet or walls covered in handprints, boogers and crayon drawings.

They're also either single mothers, or very self absorbed wives who won't keep house for their husbands because "muh depression"

:#proudsinglemom:

So, drama, what are the worst kinds of women??

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#1 is the worst, and #3 is the most depressing to see happen in your friend group.

but at least my house isn't as dirty as some people's houses

is the excuse they always give. It's really depressing how they just keep lowering their standards as soon as they see someone else slack off.

I'm building muscle so I can effortlessly lift my future children and carry them for long periods of time.

When you have your first child after they're a few months old you're going to be able to carry them all the time on your hip, you'll notice there are certain spots they fit into perfectly and they snuggle into you. It's a good idea to get strong and in shape now, since I've seen skinny-fat moms have a hard time.

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Oh yeah, I have friends who are skinny fat with little to no ability to throw their toddler on their shoulder and walk.

I'm hoping to carry my kids in slings, too, so I can still get tasks done. You can't do that easily with a weak back. A lot of momfluencers don't take that into account when they post baby wearing videos.

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Yeah, the nice thing about when they're super young is that when you put them in a sling and walk around for a bit they get sleepy and nuzzle up on you, it's really wonderful especially when walking through a park or botanical garden. Plus you get an hour of breathing room before you start the newborn Olympics again.

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I was watching a 3 weak old the other day, I soaked in ALL the cuddles between feedings and changing.

I can't imagine just doing that all day though lol, sitting that long would drive me crazy

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Well you never quite know the child you will be blessed with. My youngest was very colicky so my husband and I were always moving or bouncing around.

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