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no u 
someone caring about your health is emabarrassing 
pathetic
put the fork down, fatties 
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"Why am I still having health issues?"
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Nope health issues can only be cause by an existing condition at the exact moment of diagnosis. Anything earlier than diagnosis can't affect your health
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I wonder if being morbidly obese had anything to do with their developing health issues
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Bigot
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Fatty foid logic is how people mine for pure copium
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Yeah, make a 'witty' comeback that lets everyone know exactly how deeply ashamed you are of being a fatty. Good work reddit.
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Im super
witty. My devastating comeback 
only took 20 minutes to write, why?
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haha, owned!
haha, owned!
You might be r-slurred.
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It's just that easy to dunk on fats.
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It's easy to convince yourself you did. Gotta remember you're bad at reading social cues, though.
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Just don't be fat.
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I would make fun of someone even harder if they said this
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Those two things are not mutually exclusive even.
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Die fatty die
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You are an neurodivergent, nobody believes you.
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That's called muscle, sweaty, and I bench 315
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None of these failures actually use any of the
zingers 
they circlejerk about, though. Not even the raised eyebrow, though i guess it might be that that movement is just obscured by their forehead-fat...
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It's the thing they wish they had the balls to say at the time.
Cue the Seinfeld jerk store reference. Except George was just slow witted, not a complete coward
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If she calls it massive imagine how bad it really is
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Could be a whole ten pounds good god
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I mean it is objectively pretty rude to just go up to someone and tell them they're fat lol.
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Not if they're actual friends. I even call my skinny friends fat just to keep them in line
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This tbh. They already know it and they already know everyone else knows it. The fact that they're coping about it this hard preemptively proves these facts. Obviously politely avoiding the fact just reinforces this.
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Snapshots:
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Just say "you also seems to have gained some weight since last time we met". It works and they won't disturb you again lol:
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"Did you mean to say that outloud? How embarrassing.":
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While I like the idea of a comeback, I usually can't come up with one in the moment. I've found a slight raise of the eyebrows and walking away to be most effective response that I can be happy with afterwards.:
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Point and laugh at the fatty.
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lol, this foid is outsourcing copes for having zero self control and accountability
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What kind of fatphobic take is that? You can be fat and healthy sweaty
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Only valid response is that first one. The other two just make you look pathetic.
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