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jawbreakeraddict ed/edd/eddy  1yr ago (reddit.com) 1,016 thread views #204766

twox takes a break from complaining about men to complain about being called fat :marseychonkerfoid:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/16jufca/tips_on_responding_to_people_who_mention_that 




Just say "you also seems to have gained some weight since last time we met". It works and they won't disturb you again lol
no u :#marseyseethe:
"Did you mean to say that outloud? How embarrassing."
someone caring about your health is emabarrassing :#marseyclown3:
While I like the idea of a comeback, I usually can't come up with one in the moment. I've found a slight raise of the eyebrows and walking away to be most effective response that I can be happy with afterwards.
pathetic
put the fork down, fatties :#marseychonkerfoidpuke:




















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I personally wouldn't mention health because that's what fat shamers use to justify their concern. (Like, fun fact, I lost 20 lbs and then developed a ton of health issues. Not related, just getting older, but weight it not the magic health solution people thinks).
:#marseychonkerfoid::#to::#marseychonkerfoid:
"Why am I still having health issues?"































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I lost 20 lbs and then developed a ton of health issues. Not related, just getting older
>lose weight, fatty! its good for your health!
>well i lost 3lb and still got cancer! Checkmate, fatphobe :marseyfoidretard:































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I got artery issues, heart murmur and fatty liver
I'm 35 and have been clinically obese since 12.
:marseyhm#m: almost as if the issues were pre-existing from 30y being fat...































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Nope health issues can only be cause by an existing condition at the exact moment of diagnosis. Anything earlier than diagnosis can't affect your health































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:#marseyitneverbegan:































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I wonder if being morbidly obese had anything to do with their developing health issues































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Fatty foid logic is how people mine for pure copium































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Yeah, make a 'witty' comeback that lets everyone know exactly how deeply ashamed you are of being a fatty. Good work reddit.































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Im super :marseykangtheconqueror: witty. My devastating comeback :marseyyourmom: only took 20 minutes to write, why?































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:#marseycry: I'm just saying that to the person looking back at me in the mirror































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>comeback
haha, owned!
>no comeback
haha, owned!
You might be r-slurred.































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It's just that easy to dunk on fats. :marseyd#unkon:































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It's easy to convince yourself you did. Gotta remember you're bad at reading social cues, though.































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Just don't be fat.































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>“Do you realize how hurtful your comments are or are you such a narcissistic butthole that you just don't care?”
I would make fun of someone even harder if they said this































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Those two things are not mutually exclusive even.































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Die fatty die































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You are an neurodivergent, nobody believes you.































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Just say "you also seems to have gained some weight since last time we met". It works and they won't disturb you again lol
That's called muscle, sweaty, and I bench 315 :marseygigachad:































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Just say "you also seems to have gained some weight since last time we met". It works and they won't disturb you again lol
This is brilliant!
My other favourite, "I would not have recognized YOU either. Time has not been kind to us, eh?!"
:#marseychonkerfoid::#marseysoyhype:































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None of these failures actually use any of the :marseyairquotes: zingers :marseyairquotes: they circlejerk about, though. Not even the raised eyebrow, though i guess it might be that that movement is just obscured by their forehead-fat...































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It's the thing they wish they had the balls to say at the time.
Cue the Seinfeld jerk store reference. Except George was just slow witted, not a complete coward































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I'm already dreading the comments about my massive weight gain
If she calls it massive imagine how bad it really is































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Could be a whole ten pounds good god































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I mean it is objectively pretty rude to just go up to someone and tell them they're fat lol.































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Not if they're actual friends. I even call my skinny friends fat just to keep them in line































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This tbh. They already know it and they already know everyone else knows it. The fact that they're coping about it this hard preemptively proves these facts. Obviously politely avoiding the fact just reinforces this.




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:#marseyelisabeth:
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Just say "you also seems to have gained some weight since last time we met". It works and they won't disturb you again lol:
"Did you mean to say that outloud? How embarrassing.":
While I like the idea of a comeback, I usually can't come up with one in the moment. I've found a slight raise of the eyebrows and walking away to be most effective response that I can be happy with afterwards.:































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:soyjakanimeglasses:: You just insulted me? Well I will come up with an EPIC comeback!
:gigachad2:: That's not nice.































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Point and laugh at the fatty.































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lol, this foid is outsourcing copes for having zero self control and accountability































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My plan was to say "yes, thank you for noticing. I've put a lot of other things above my health, but am working on it."
What kind of fatphobic take is that? You can be fat and healthy sweaty































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Only valid response is that first one. The other two just make you look pathetic.































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