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Yet another case of "No way those 4 super yummy drinks got me THAT drunk" BONUS: no reports made to anyone!

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alright imma hit yall wit my boozer origin story
when i was like 10 my mom mixed vodka (i think) with a soda then poured the rest of the soda into a cup for me. she ended up mixing up the drinks and leaving me with the drink. i dont remember anything past that point but apparently she found me facedown with half the drink spilled all over my bedroom floor. i remember feeling like shit and her giving me water laughing her butt off tho. up until this point i only had had a beer but didnt feel anything because i only took a few sips
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My first time was mixing up coke for coors at around 6 or 7. It was a hot day on the beach and I was thirsty so even though I thought it tasted bad, just drank the entire can. Had a few more and was found asleep on the floor of the hotel room































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Coors doesn't taste bad though, frick off with that beer snobbery































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Coors is mid at best. It's what I would drink if offered but I'm not going out of my way to buy it.
I was also a very young child expecting to drink soda. The frick do you think any beer would taste like to a child expecting soda?































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Well you didn't specify your age....
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Tbh that is the best way to end a day at the beach at any age































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I was pretty bummed because i missed out on jet skiing. I also get sent the photo taken of me passed out drunk on the floor a couple times per year from my dad.































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When I was really :marseythinkorino2: little :marseymanlet: my dad would :marseymid: drink :marseybeachtowel: 2 or so tall boys a day but never :marseyitsover: finished :marseyitisfinished: them and me being American :marseymanifestdestiny: assumes they were soda so I was drinking :marseydrunk: nearly a full 24oz of beer a day till my mom divorced him































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Neighbor :marseyblackfacepenny: what the frick. Why didn't he just order short :marseyshortbus: boys if he was gonna :marseyvenn6: b-word :marseychonkerbutch: out halfway through?































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beer is soda tbh































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Based alcoholic mom.































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i love her so much































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On my 21st bday i had a Long Island ice tea and couldn't feel my face. Immediately wanted to vomit after having it.































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That's a lot of liquor tbh
Are you a teetotaler now or what































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Nah, I actually kind of like LIITs lol
I had legitimately not drunk measurable alcohol before my 21st, I'm too much of an :marseyautism:
But i did vomit from drinking for the first time when that Wagner Group thing happened. Haven't had more than like two drinks a night since then lol.
I've been making bomb old fashions with the season. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1696134219518013.webp































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Holy shit you weren't kidding































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Thanks!
I finally made more simple syrup and bought real luxardo cherries.































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Baptism by fire. That's 4 shots in one, lmao.































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Yeah I don't think bro held back the booze either, he knew it was my 21st lmao.































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