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>i'm polyamorous >that's an awful lot of syllables for whore

https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/17cjq3b/you_only_live_once?sort=controversial

								

								

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Please shower

sorry that your gf is chocking on someone else's peepee as I type this. I'd probably be moody too.

:#chadsnoo:

What about poly relationships that aren't sexual? I can see the appeal in wanting a bigger support system as tight knit as a relationship and if you don't value monogamy why not? Polyamory is definitely a thing throughout history. It's like when they used to just say bi people were whores who couldn't make up their mind. like can we just let people live?

That's called having friends.

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terminally online people can't comprehend platonic relationships

Know many happy polyamorous people ?

yes, lots. Myself and my wife included.

reddit moment

:#marseycuck:

It's funny to see these guys thinking, that anyone gives two shits about their opinion on how someone is living their life.

They portray themselves as chads, but in fact caring so much if their opinions are acknowledged is an ultimate beta move. It's obvious they crave reaction. It gives them a sense of significance.

Calls them whore, is "Voluntary" celibate, wonders why they're all alone.

only incels hate whores :#marseyagree:

Polyamorous relationships are the only ones that I'm kinda iffy on. Like I will never slut shame them but to me they only lead to jealousy and relationship problems.

in my experience, monogamy leads to way more jealousy/cheating issues. The number of relationships I've seen fall apart over those is unreal. Promising to only have s*x with, or even entertain say thoughts about only one person for your entire life really is life on hard mode.

:#marseycoomer2:

Or just be loyal

what does that mean? Why is relying on one person for all your sexual and emotional needs a good thing?

imagine having to deal with 2 foids at the same time :#marseygunshotsuicide:

Real andrew tate take right here

:#marseynpcmadtalking:


it also got posted on /r/memesopdidnotlike

https://old.reddit.com/r/memesopdidnotlike/comments/17d94st/idk_i_thought_it_was_funny?sort=controversial

Not hating on anyone or anything but why does everyone on Reddit seem to hate the idea of polygamy so much? Like as long as everyone likes it and all members are ok with it what's the actual problem aside from just “uhhh no every person is only morally allowed to like one other person at a time even if everyone involved is ok with it just because”

just go to /r/polyamory to see why

Your quotation is literally why

It has to be like this because…. IT JUST DOES OK!

Mostly because of the abrahamic people too

For real

:#marseyeyeroll2:

God you're all fricking awful. Now I understand how the darn furries feel.

great bait :#marseyxd: :#marseyoctopus2:

And 99% of polys aren't even remotely attractive.

:#marseyagreefast:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16980033567447865.webp

It's called an open relationship. As long as all parties know and agree to it, I have no issue with it

Sounds like a guy is letting other dudes frick his wife/girlfriend. That some serious b-word energy. The majority of guys wouldn't respect another guy who did this.

:#marseyhesright:

Hey man, I don't need respect from other men. Most of em don't even wash their own butt. Anyways I'm off to have a ffm threesome with my wife and girlfriend, stay mad monog-cuck

Cuck coming from you is hilarious.

I don't own those women, they can do what they want with their bodies. It just so happens that they pick me more than they pick you

>they pick me more than they pick you

my favorite cope

:#marseycope:

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I used to think being a dude in a polyamourous or open relationship would be awesome, but the only women I've met who do such a thing are crazy as loons. One of them is hot as heck, but utterly neurotic and miserable.

The thought of having to keep multiple women like that emotionally satisfied makes me feel asexual.

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crazy girls are great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. it's just a question of how long you can ride the tiger.

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It's all fun and games until she's suddenly part of your life for the next 18 years, if you gnomesayin.

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Another reason sapphic love is inherently superior.

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keep multiple women like that emotionally satisfied

You think they'd just be relying on you for emotional support?

They'd be working on your wallet too.

Sounds like you've never even been with one woman let alone several.

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Being the Alpha Man that I am, they'll be supporting me.

Dude, do you even pimp?

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Imagine ever having to (financially) rely on a foid.

You're 16 years old.

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Not relying, leeching.

Very different...

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Accurate.

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I forget which comedian said it, but I heard a funny quip once about the "72 virgins" Jihadi martyrs supposedly get in the afterlife.

It was essentially: "That sounds like a nightmare! If they really give you women as a reward in paradise, it will be 4 sluts, not 72 virgins."

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You're thinking of this guy

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