Please shower
sorry that your gf is chocking on someone else's peepee as I type this. I'd probably be moody too.
That's called having friends.
terminally online people can't comprehend platonic relationships
yes, lots. Myself and my wife included.
reddit moment
Calls them whore, is "Voluntary" celibate, wonders why they're all alone.
only incels hate whores
in my experience, monogamy leads to way more jealousy/cheating issues. The number of relationships I've seen fall apart over those is unreal. Promising to only have s*x with, or even entertain say thoughts about only one person for your entire life really is life on hard mode.
Or just be loyal
what does that mean? Why is relying on one person for all your sexual and emotional needs a good thing?
imagine having to deal with 2 foids at the same time
it also got posted on /r/memesopdidnotlike
just go to /r/polyamory to see why
Your quotation is literally why
It has to be like this because…. IT JUST DOES OK!
Mostly because of the abrahamic people too
For real
God you're all fricking awful. Now I understand how the darn furries feel.
great bait
Sounds like a guy is letting other dudes frick his wife/girlfriend. That some serious b-word energy. The majority of guys wouldn't respect another guy who did this.
Hey man, I don't need respect from other men. Most of em don't even wash their own butt. Anyways I'm off to have a ffm threesome with my wife and girlfriend, stay mad monog-cuck
Cuck coming from you is hilarious.
I don't own those women, they can do what they want with their bodies. It just so happens that they pick me more than they pick you
my favorite cope
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I used to think being a dude in a polyamourous or open relationship would be awesome, but the only women I've met who do such a thing are crazy as loons. One of them is hot as heck, but utterly neurotic and miserable.
The thought of having to keep multiple women like that emotionally satisfied makes me feel asexual.
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crazy girls are great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. it's just a question of how long you can ride the tiger.
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It's all fun and games until she's suddenly part of your life for the next 18 years, if you gnomesayin.
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Another reason sapphic love is inherently superior.
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You think they'd just be relying on you for emotional support?
They'd be working on your wallet too.
Sounds like you've never even been with one woman let alone several.
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Being the Alpha Man that I am, they'll be supporting me.
Dude, do you even pimp?
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Imagine ever having to (financially) rely on a foid.
You're 16 years old.
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Not relying, leeching.
Very different...
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Accurate.
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I forget which comedian said it, but I heard a funny quip once about the "72 virgins" Jihadi martyrs supposedly get in the afterlife.
It was essentially: "That sounds like a nightmare! If they really give you women as a reward in paradise, it will be 4 sluts, not 72 virgins."
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You're thinking of this guy
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