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my boyfriend broke up with me over not wanting to do anal 5 times a week

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i'm not one to judge someone else's sexual preferences. i'm open to almost anything. my one thing is that i wouldn't do anal more than once a week since it's a LOT. my bf and me are long distance and we broke up a few days ago due to him saying he can't do the distance anymore (when we're irl, it's great, when we're not, he said it feels like a friendship). after talking about it for a few days and deciding we talked about everything and we discussed how to better our relationship & our needs/wants and out of no where he tells me that he actually can't commit to something if i can't let him do anal 90% of the time (when we would be together, he said he only wants that) then he broke up with me. is this normal? common? i'm heartbroken because i feel blindsided and if it was so important thought we would talk about it months ago (he's never tried it irl with me?). i don't know what to do and would love advice from people in similar situations. my first thought is this is abnormal but i might just have a clouded mind bc of emotions. i don't want to hate him and would be open to staying friends but also would love advice from other girls who may have had this happen too


I don't know if this helps but I don't think literally any man in the lgbt community who bottoms would ever consider bottoming 5 days a week. It's just not realistic.

bruh literally i didn't think it sounded realistic at al

Honestly too much anal s*x can be bad for you. Just because it's kinky and some people really like it doesn't mean your body is designed for it.

:#marseydisagree: homophobia

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Me and my wife are now together for over 13 years. "Of course" i also want to do anal. In the past 13 years we hed it exactly 1 (one) time.

So no, it's not normal to leave his partner for not doing anal 5 times a week.

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He needs to find a trans woman. We have a prostate too.

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>I don't know if this helps but I don't think literally any man in the lgbt community who bottoms would ever consider bottoming 5 days a week. It's just not realistic.

Are we sure about that? :marseythinkorino:

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Is that... is that cheetos?

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C*m and pus.

Cumpus.

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wtf

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5 days a week :marseydisagree:

5 guys a weekend :marseyagreesuperspeed:

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It's absolutely insane to me how women project their boringness onto gay dudes. I guarantee the person who said “nobody would EVER bottom 5 times in a week” is a woman. I mean come on even if a guy has a thunderous peepee can't you just adapt? People can take literal fists if they practice.

Granted women shouldn't do anal because they're bad at s*x. If the woman in the OP wasn't stupid she'd say “noooo I can't do anal 5x a week because your massive peepee is tearing up my anus teehee” and everything would have been fine.

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Right? I thought that was the whole monkey pox problem. It was unreasonable to ask them not to bottom for 12 guys at 3 orgies a week


Putting the :e: in spookie

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Anal enjoyers are just scat fetishists who can't wait for it to come out

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>hasnt fricked a girl with a plug/beads in her butt

You're missing out

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:#marseyhesright:

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What's the appeal supposed to be?

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Tigher entry if plugged, tighter entry + extra ridges deeper down if beads. Its pretty kino and for some reason foids tend to love it too. I did my ex in her butt once and she was pestering me to do it more often afterwards. She also started using beads and plugs more, she got very into it whereas I mostly enjoyed going in through the front + a toy in her back. Anal itself is very meh, way looser than kitty, much less sensation overall, really just one tight ring that she can squeeze at will.

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i would do anal but the idea of your peepee touching a turd is insane

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Then do what I do and just get her a toy to go up there while you go in through the front. If you really must go through the backdoor then beads, if all are inserted, serve as an indicator for the presence of shit once you pull them out (and give you an estimate of how far away it is)

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That's when you yank the beads out like starting a generator and make modern art

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:#marseynotes:

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Its really not all its cranked up to be, if my ex-foid wasnt in love with it I really wouldnt have done it much if at all. That being said, toys up her butt truly do be the best way to go about things.

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Oooh frosted turds


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this guy does not seem emotionally stable, OP

FFS, Redditors never learn that OP's account is not entirely truthful. Whenever the other party sounds completely unhinged it tends to mean the OP left out some very important details.

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Like how it would save his life if he did anal 5 times a week

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Heck yeah king. Never settle for a dumb b-word who doesn't do anal at least three times a day!

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If you cant use her lower intestine as a body pillow what kind of a girlfriend is she

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So based

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I feel like I've already seen this post today

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same even thought I commented on it but I don't see the comment here

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Yes totes a magdalena affect :marseyschizotwitch:

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that is beyond horrifying and disgusting, women are just masturbatory cowtools to men atp

yes and??? :marseyshrug:

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A dude wants anal that much, he's bi at the very minimum. She should've asked for a mfm threesome! Missed opportunity smh

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I don't know if this helps but I don't think literally any man in the lgbt community who bottoms would ever consider bottoming 5 days a week. It's just not realistic.:

Me and my wife are now together for over 13 years. "Of course" i also want to do anal. In the past 13 years we hed it exactly 1 (one) time.

So no, it's not normal to leave his partner for not doing anal 5 times a week.
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He needs to find a trans woman. We have a prostate too.:

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