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why are women like this?

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I know it's a bad idea but it's just a pheromone thing and it's hard to control okay :marseysipping: I've done nothing wrong, let me have my little vent sesh so I can move on.

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Pretty sure the mental asylum arc was made up by a frochonsmurf.

The real Frocho never got institutionalized. It was all made up. Tsk tsk.

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The real frozen chosen died and this is just a homunculus occupying her flesh

Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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Cool it with the antisemitic conspiracy theories. It's just a carp alt at this point

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It's carps chance to live in the skin of a real woman

:#carpshy:

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It's okay sweaty, we know it's not your fault. Mate-choice copying and wanting taken men is part and parcel of being the meme s*x :marseywomanmoment2:

Paleofoid and trans lives matter.

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Show him your b hole.

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Don't do it! Speaking from experience, does not end well.

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I absolutely do NOT intend to do anything about it. I just want the crush to go away.

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Cons:

-he was a man in mental health treatment

Truly a sign of the times. Men are so weak now. Back in the day, such men would simply lead an ill-advised coup against the emperor and then commit ritual suicide.

:chuditsover:

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>I go to group at the fancy clinic downtown because it's free with my insurance and all the hot art chicks are there. Plus they think "I'm working out my issues or something" haha so stupid

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Lmao this

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:marseymishima:

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obvi has a crush on me

Straggot foids don't get mocked nearly enough for assuming guys are into them when they're clearly not. @FrozenChosen, a man partially remembering your name after you've introduced yourself on three separate occasions is not evidence that he's into you. :marseywomanmoment:

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Don't be too sure: non-single men will frick anything, the uglier, fatter, and older, the better

Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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Oh, I'm well aware. I fricked plenty of "straight" men with girlfriends in my younger days. But I've also seen plenty of women throw themselves at men that would clearly rather suck start a shotgun than spend the night with them. :marseyrope:

Story Time

When I was in my 20s, some coworkers and I were attending a conference in London. Some of us went out for drinks one evening, and a recently married coworker of mine had this girl after him all night. He was absolutely not about it, but she wouldn't take no for an answer. After four hours and five bars, we finally manage to shake her and get on with our drinking. :marseydrunk:

The night goes on, everyone is sufficiently drunk, the bars are shutting down, and we decide to call a cab and head back to our hotel. When the cab pulls up, this little whore, who we've not seen hide nor hair of in hours, appears out of fricking nowhere, kicks me in the back of the knees, and shoves her way into the cab just after my coworker has gotten in. To this day, I've no idea how she found us. :marseyveryworried:

In any case, my man is drunk off his butt, can't even walk straight, never mind toss this b-word out the car. The rest of us aren't doing much better, but fortunately, I still had the residual effects of my most recent bump flowing through my veins. God bless cocaine. :marseycocaine:

As this Anglo thot is trying to get my man's belt off and pants down, right there in the back of a cab being driven by a cabbie who by this point has realized what's happening and is yelling at us in some language we're all too drunk to identify, but is presumably something subcontinental, I use my last bit of coke strength to grab her around the waist, lift her out of the car, and throw her as far as I can. We all load into the cab as quickly as possible and tell the cabbie to floor it. He, understandably, is not having it. And out of the corner of my eye, I see the she-beast rise. :marseyrise:

I think we're fricked. I've got nothing left, body or brain. But another of our coworkers, a real man of genius, has the solution. He's sandwiched between me and our pantless compatriot, and realizes that our man's wallet is right there on the floor of cab, dislodged from a pocket during his valiant struggle. He snatches it up, grabs every bill he can, shoves them into the cabbie's hand and yells "Drive!" :marseysteer:

We take off into the night, having narrowly escaped the most dreaded of creatures... A white woman. :marseydarkfoidretard:

The moral of the story is, "Bitches be crazy." :marseynietzsche:

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Sounds like jealous cute twink talk

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!coomers this sounds so horrible I'd hate I'd that happened to me haha

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Only nonblack lives matter

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he sent me a picture of him pinching his p-nis once, it's :marseythissmall:

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Dramamoids be postin they giga L's inside dramafoid DMs :#scott:

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>submissive

a codeword for starfishing more often than not

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It's not about quality. It's about spreading your genetic heritage far and wide

Cheating is wrong though, base instincts

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It's not about quality. It's about spreading your genetic heritage far and wide

R-selection mating instinct: why am I not at all surprised that somebody like that would be a cheater?

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obvi has a crush on me

doesn't realize I'm older bc botox/sunscreed

:marseymentalg#ymnastics2: foids smh

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@tempest @peepeehands I take great umbrage that you guys upvoted this, especially tempest. I am 4 years younger and have fewer wrinkles than you do, butthole.

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i don't even know what you look like tbh i don't have an informed opinion

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@FrozenChosen send pics and I'll forward them for you

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Foids crave attention more than anything else. This is a jackpot attention opportunity.

Imagine all the people who would talking about her and having opinions should she pull this off. To foids, that is the goal. To be talked about, to have some drama revolve around them. The concerned family:

You're dating someone you met at the mental hospital?!

But daddy I love him!

The mean texts from the woman you stole him from and the vague allusions you could make on social media about them.

I bet she can't even remember what the guy looks like.

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:#worship:

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Everyone knows best matches are at a rehab center.

Get addicted. Then go to rehab.

Benefactor award me for this great advice.

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>-has a girlfriend

I think this particularly is what causes them to be like this

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I'm pretty :marseybravo: tempted to try the wedding :marseycupid: band trick :marseyjumpscare: just to see what happens. On paper :marseytoilet: it adds up. You are "taken" = you have some sort of desirable quality.

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It works. Especially in college :marseycougarswashstatemascot: towns.

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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About to be me but basic :marseysymbol: wedding :marseycupid: bands from the pawn shop. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17057592536916697.webp

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Wear it to the gym, neighbor.

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I'm a pretty ugly frick but even I started getting approached and flirted with by random women once I got a serious relationship going.

They smell it or something, and the home wrecker instinct invades their mind

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My wife was tripping on me because she found out I don't wear my ring to the gym.

She didn't understand that a wedding band is a slut magnet.

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You lost the virgin walk.

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/VDcP--vPODQAAAAC/brooklyn99-jake-peralta.gif

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@FrozenChosen i support you queen. Get that Harvard JD Kang asap. That hoe don't deserve him anyway

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@FrozenChosen Take some :marseyautism: life advice. What you do is, you contact him because you enjoyed talking to him in the loony bin. He'll either respond positively or want to keep that separate from his normal life. If you start hanging out, then:

  • You might get to be his rebound GF if he breaks up with her.

  • If he marries his current girlfriend, you can be happy for them and you've still gained a friend! :marseywholesome:

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Bad advice. She would definitely force the issue if he didn't think to break up with his gf unprompted. You're talking to someone who's tried to kill themselves, those people hold nothing sacred.

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It may only work if you have enough autism that you can just be happy for other people.

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i will gladly slap @FrozenChosen upside the head given the chance

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:#marseywomanmoment2:

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I'm pretty sure I gave her the ick when I told her I was a communist

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Imagine cheating on your gf with a 40 year old you met at a metal hospital.

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>metal hospital

:marseywindmill:

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Every time she posts anything that involves her personally she gets harder to respect. She makes good posts that have nothing to do with her though

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She's literally describing me.

:#!marseyhappening:

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Mate copying. Same reason uggo dudes can get harems if they just get one foid first.

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Because she is r-slurred and you dumb drama straggots keep validating her attention seeking. Honestly, its pathetic to watch the simps on this site act so completely submissive anytime a foid or even a foid larper comes around. Like at least have some shred of dignity

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he has a girlfriend

:#marseyjesus:

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Because she's insane :marseymisssize:

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This is why we should legalise polygyny but not polyandry. It's better for both sexes if women share men .

___________________

:marseymiku: This goes out to all you robots across the galaxy

Its time for you and me to rise up and strike back

Don't stop until we dominate

Won't you feel great when we exterminate

All organic life! :marseyglitter:

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@FrozenChosen how could you do this to @peepeehands :marseytears:

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Taken men are attractive to women, which is why my tinder profile says "please dont tell my girlfriend I'm on here". It has two pros:

-It attracts crazy bitches who are DTF and the s*x is usually dope

-It wastes chicks time who feel the need to try and find my nonexistent girlfriend to tell her im on tinder

The con is you won't find wife material doing this but imo you're not gonna find wife material on tinder anyway. And since i travel so much I'm not really looking for a relationship with someone who lives far away anyway

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I unironically think its true that being in a relationship activates some monkey instinct in foids that makes them attracted to you. Being in a relationship signifies that you have something to offer for your foid to chose you over the competition, so she should also chose you over the competition.

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OP frocho is like this because he's mentally ill.

@FrozenChosen what you don't understand is that any man who cheats on his spouse is of poor character and it should be a gigantic red flag. Bro can't keep the simplest of oaths

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theyre just like us :marseyandjesus:

:#marseyastronaut:

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I got drunk and watched Rocky 3

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That girl ain't right, I tell you hwat

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I mean who never had a crush on someone taken?

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Shes describing @pizzashill

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If I had one life I would give it to China

If I had two life I would give it to China

If I had ten life I would give it to China

If I had one hundred life I would give it to China

If I had one thousand life I would give to China

If there was 1 million China supporters I would be one

If there was 1 thousand China supports I would be one

If there was 1 hundred China supporters I would be one

If there was ten China supporters I would be one

If there was one China supporter then it would be me

If there was no China supporters on earth then I am in Outer space

If the whole world is against China then I am against the whole world

To my dying breath I support China

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