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why are women like this?

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I know it's a bad idea but it's just a pheromone thing and it's hard to control okay :marseysipping: I've done nothing wrong, let me have my little vent sesh so I can move on.

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Pretty sure the mental asylum arc was made up by a frochonsmurf.

The real Frocho never got institutionalized. It was all made up. Tsk tsk.

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The real frozen chosen died and this is just a homunculus occupying her flesh


dude bussy lmao

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Cool it with the antisemitic conspiracy theories. It's just a I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL at this point

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It's carps chance to live in the skin of a real woman

:#carpshy:

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It's okay sweaty, we know it's not your fault. Mate-choice copying and wanting taken men is part and parcel of being the meme s*x :marseywomanmoment2:

Paleofoid and trans lives matter.

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Show him your b hole.

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Don't do it! Speaking from experience, does not end well.

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I absolutely do NOT intend to do anything about it. I just want the crush to go away.

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Cons:

-he was a man in mental health treatment

Truly a sign of the times. Men are so weak now. Back in the day, such men would simply lead an ill-advised coup against the emperor and then commit ritual suicide.

:chuditsover:

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>I go to group at the fancy clinic downtown because it's free with my insurance and all the hot art chicks are there. Plus they think "I'm working out my issues or something" haha so stupid

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Lmao this

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:marseymishima:

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obvi has a crush on me

Straggot foids don't get mocked nearly enough for assuming guys are into them when they're clearly not. @FrozenChosen, a man partially remembering your name after you've introduced yourself on three separate occasions is not evidence that he's into you. :marseywomanmoment:

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Don't be too sure: non-single men will frick anything, the uglier, fatter, and older, the better

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Only nonblack lives matter

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he sent me a picture of him pinching his p-nis once, it's :marseythissmall:

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Dramamoids be postin they giga L's inside dramafoid DMs :#scott:

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>submissive

a codeword for starfishing more often than not

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It's not about quality. It's about spreading your genetic heritage far and wide

Cheating is wrong though, base instincts

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It's not about quality. It's about spreading your genetic heritage far and wide

R-selection mating instinct: why am I not at all surprised that somebody like that would be a cheater?

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obvi has a crush on me

doesn't realize I'm older bc botox/sunscreed

:marseymentalg#ymnastics2: foids smh

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@tempest @peepeehands I take great umbrage that you guys upmarseyd this, especially tempest. I am 4 years younger and have fewer wrinkles than you do, butthole.

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i don't even know what you look like tbh i don't have an informed opinion

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@FrozenChosen send pics and I'll forward them for you

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Foids crave attention more than anything else. This is a jackpot attention opportunity.

Imagine all the people who would talking about her and having opinions should she pull this off. To foids, that is the goal. To be talked about, to have some drama revolve around them. The concerned family:

You're dating someone you met at the mental hospital?!

But daddy I love him!

The mean texts from the woman you stole him from and the vague allusions you could make on social media about them.

I bet she can't even remember what the guy looks like.

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:#worship:

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Everyone knows best matches are at a rehab center.

Get addicted. Then go to rehab.

Benefactor award me for this great advice.

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>-has a girlfriend

I think this particularly is what causes them to be like this

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I'm pretty :marseybravo: tempted to try the wedding :marseycupid: band trick :marseyjumpscare: just to see what happens. On paper :marseytoilet: it adds up. You are "taken" = you have some sort of desirable quality.

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It works. Especially in college :marseycougarswashstatemascot: towns.

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About to be me but basic :marseysymbol: wedding :marseycupid: bands from the pawn shop. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17057592536916697.webp

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Wear it to the gym, neighbor.

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I'm a pretty ugly frick but even I started getting approached and flirted with by random women once I got a serious relationship going.

They smell it or something, and the home wrecker instinct invades their mind

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My wife was tripping on me because she found out I don't wear my ring to the gym.

She didn't understand that a wedding band is a slut magnet.

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You lost the virgin walk.

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@FrozenChosen i support you queen. Get that Harvard JD Kang asap. That hoe don't deserve him anyway

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@FrozenChosen Take some :marseyautism: life advice. What you do is, you contact him because you enjoyed talking to him in the loony bin. He'll either respond positively or want to keep that separate from his normal life. If you start hanging out, then:

  • You might get to be his rebound GF if he breaks up with her.

  • If he marries his current girlfriend, you can be happy for them and you've still gained a friend! :marseywholesome:

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Bad advice. She would definitely force the issue if he didn't think to break up with his gf unprompted. You're talking to someone who's tried to kill themselves, those people hold nothing sacred.

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It may only work if you have enough autism that you can just be happy for other people.

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i will gladly slap @FrozenChosen upside the head given the chance

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:#marseywomanmoment2:

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I'm pretty sure I gave her the ick when I told her I was a communist

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Imagine cheating on your gf with a 40 year old you met at a metal hospital.

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>metal hospital

:marseywindmill:

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Every time she posts anything that involves her personally she gets harder to respect. She makes good posts that have nothing to do with her though

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She's literally describing me.

:#!marseyhappening:

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Mate copying. Same reason uggo dudes can get harems if they just get one foid first.

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Because she is r-slurred and you dumb drama straggots keep validating her attention seeking. Honestly, its pathetic to watch the simps on this site act so completely submissive anytime a foid or even a foid larper comes around. Like at least have some shred of dignity

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he has a girlfriend

:#marseyjesus:

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Because she's insane :marseymisssize:

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@FrozenChosen how could you do this to @peepeehands :marseytears:

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Taken men are attractive to women, which is why my tinder profile says "please dont tell my girlfriend I'm on here". It has two pros:

-It attracts crazy b-words who are DTF and the s*x is usually dope

-It wastes chicks time who feel the need to try and find my nonexistent girlfriend to tell her im on tinder

The con is you won't find wife material doing this but imo you're not gonna find wife material on tinder anyway. And since i travel so much I'm not really looking for a relationship with someone who lives far away anyway

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I unironically think its true that being in a relationship activates some monkey instinct in foids that makes them attracted to you. Being in a relationship signifies that you have something to offer for your foid to chose you over the competition, so she should also chose you over the competition.

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OP frocho is like this because he's mentally ill.

@FrozenChosen what you don't understand is that any man who cheats on his spouse is of poor character and it should be a gigantic red flag. Bro can't keep the simplest of oaths

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theyre just like us :marseyandjesus:

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I got drunk and watched Rocky 3

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That girl ain't right, I tell you hwat

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I mean who never had a crush on someone taken?

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Shes describing @pizzashill

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If I had one life I would give it to China

If I had two life I would give it to China

If I had ten life I would give it to China

If I had one hundred life I would give it to China

If I had one thousand life I would give to China

If there was 1 million China supporters I would be one

If there was 1 thousand China supports I would be one

If there was 1 hundred China supporters I would be one

If there was ten China supporters I would be one

If there was one China supporter then it would be me

If there was no China supporters on earth then I am in Outer space

If the whole world is against China then I am against the whole world

To my dying breath I support China

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