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Madame Web 
Officially Breaks 
A 22-Year Sony Spider-Man 
Box Office 
Record
- 43
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Madame got Morbed.
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GET MORBED BY G*MERGATE SPIDERB-WORD
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Into the Spider-Verse is that low? Presumably it had insane legs?
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Arachnids have eight legs
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Smh quantity over quality
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It's weird, if you try to google about its poor opening it will start talking about the other movies. It's strange since it came out in 2018, so there's no reason it shouldn't perform well. Maybe it was mainly on streaming?
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I ended up loving it, but when I first saw it was coming out, it was the fourth Spiderman in 20 years. Maybe like me people didn't expect it to be any good, along with having no reason to exist?
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I thought it did well on streaming not in cinemas
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It set a record for December animated film opening weekend. Apparently animated films just don't have big openings.
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The sequel is #3 though. It's four times as high.
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Maybe December is a really bad month for them. Competing against Christmas movies or something idk.
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That actually surprises me just cause of how much it got pimped out.
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Less than half a morbillion dollars!
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How is it that Into the Spider-Verse, literally one of only five capeshit films actually worth watching, is second -last on this list?
That movie made enough to get at least two sequels.
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It came out like 2 months after Venom, a year after Spiderman Homecoming, and Sony Animation usually sucks.
It also only did okay, both Venom and Homecoming did twice the numbers, and it only did twice as well as Morbius.
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U are being unreasonable. This may end up being a movie
that gets better 
over time.
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Hilariously the actresses in this piece of shit thought the movie was a marvel studios movie (it isn't) and even tagged marvel on social media
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But what would had changed tho ?
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Like bragging you got a job at Goldman Sachs the investment banking company when you actually got hired at Gold Man Sacks, the black-owned, community bank.
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Nothing, it'd be a piece of shit just the same, but it's pretty funny that it happened
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same audience
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I'm confused, were they expecting "no advertising" combined with "no demand for this in the first place" to be a winning combination?
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I don't care; I'm going to watch this movie for Sydney Sweeney.
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the frickers make her flat as a board
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I'm just gonna wait until stable diffusion has a functioning video model.
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I feel like a
coomer each time I mention this, but she takes her top off in "the voyeurs" and fricks the dude at the end.
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Apparently she's only in her suit for like 5 seconds lol
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You should watch it for the tribe of Peruvian spider people. They have to put content warnings on 30 year old video games but somehow this is ok.
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I love the rule now that foid superhero movies must have foid directors. The director they hired only directed a few tv show episodes and a failed Game of Thrones pilot.
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People overanalyse this stuff. People are just getting tired of the formula
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Yeah. 2023 kind of seemed like the writing is on the wall for cape shit fatigue and iirc the only marvel cape shit slotted for 2024 is Deadpool 3 at the end of the year.
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At least deadpool is kind of fun to watch. Every single capeshit movie is just the exact same thing copy and pasted.
Theres no investment in the story. Like think about the harry potter series - people really wanted to know what happened next or how it would be done in the movie, people were invested.
Ive never felt that way about a capeshit movie. Theyre all the same generic garbage with poorly timed jokes and characters nobody cares about.
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Deadpool is fun in large part because it is different, and openly mocks the absurdity of comic books and comic book movies. You can't scale that up: if you applied the DP formula to every Marvel movie it would get tired and annoying.
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Yeah and honestly every one of them being released on Disney+ a month later leaves little reason for most people to spend $40 in a theater for I think a majority of people that are vaguely interested in them.
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darn another girl boss slop movie didn't do good???
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Never heard of it before today, and i would've assumed the title was a parody.
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The title makes it sound like it's about a woman who ran a successful whore-house
!slots4000
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It's the lead actress from 50 Shades of Grey so that makes sense.
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when will they learn
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All scripture inspired by God has a similar message. Programming is a way of expressing ideas, just like any kind of writing. And where are ideas best expressed? In scripture. I try to use the writing style of the Torah as my guide for how I should program. Biblical Hebrew is a very simple language, yet the Torah expresses profound ideas in a simple and direct way using this language. This is exactly what one wants from good programming. And Luan is designed for this kind of programming.
Look at modern western culture, especially the culture of Silicon Valley. Can any religious person deny that this culture is the product of Satan? And so their software is inspired by Satan. Is this the kind of software that a Muslim or any religious person should use?
Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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