Many people have tried to push my buttons today. Many have even succeeded. But this simping... this is an act of all out war. Being anonymous will not protect you. I have been a muppet in the entertainment industry for decades. I have connections. Do you know how many celebreties await my beck and call? I am Kermit the Frog, b-word. Do not think for a second that my kin memories are all a hindrance to me. I remember which A-listers were guests on my show. I just need to say "jump"and they say "how high?" They will use their power and resources to track you down and then... Joker, honey?

(Joker comes out of the kitchen wearing a purple and green apron that says "Kiss the Clown" and Nothing Else. Except for red stripper heals.) "Yes Kermit Darling?"

You'll 'take care' of this anon for me, right dear?

"Yes Kermit... only if you let me taste that sweet muppet hole.of yours..."

Ha. Yes of course, my clown prince of crime.

It's a male predator stalking out their next prey and making sure he won't end up on the wrong side of the law.

SPALpilled

Oi, she may look 43 but I reckon she moight be 8 and ripe for me to r*pe... 'spossin I should ask to be certain?

A more schizo angloid than our hero !jinxthinkers.

If that's what judge Judy actually said...I can't even. She's in charge and a literal mind reader.

Maybe the pakis are the actual solution, and that is SAD.

Lmao indirectly accusing the moid of libertarianism. Nice judges you got there, bongs.

This alone should be enough for a retrial in just world, but it would probably only end up with the scrote arrested for insulting her or something.

You were seen to be approaching him, throwing your drink over him and then striking him deliberately in the face with the glass that you had. Your conduct was incomprehensible.

'The only explanation that can really be put forward is that you were under the influence of drink, which does you no credit.

'It was no doubt traumatic for Mr Cooper and it would have had an impact on him. Fortunately he seems to have made a good recovery.

'I have seen the photo where the scar is barely noticeable but to him it will be a constant reminder of your conduct on that night. There was a very unpleasant injury, it is a grave injury, but fortunately there is no permanent disfigurement.'

The judge added: 'There is no mitigation about the circumstances of the offence itself but there is mitigation in relation to you.

'You are a woman with no previous convictions. You have never been in a court of law before and you have positive good character.

'It is accepted that you are a dedicated, hardworking woman, and undoubtedly a loving mother.

'It is right that you were remorseful from the beginning of the events at the police station.

'There is no doubt that this offence is so serious that it crosses the custody threshold. The issue is whether the sentence is immediate or can be suspended.

'There can be no doubt in this case that you are no risk to the public and that this offence was entirely out of character and I suspect that having been so shaken by your own conduct the court will never see you again.

She faced up to three years in jail under sentencing guidelines after she admitted inflicting grievous bodily harm.

However, she was spared jail and handed a suspended sentence after Judge Elizabeth Nicholls said she was a 'dedicated, hardworking woman' who posed no risk to the public.

Dodd was sentenced to 12 months in prison, suspended for 12 months and was ordered to complete 180 hours of unpaid work. She was also ordered to pay £800 in compensation to her victim.

Her barrister Mark Friend said: 'So far as the offence itself was concerned, it may be a case where the less said the better.

'But the events since that time remain very firmly in the mind of Miss Dodd. She deeply regrets this and apologises profusely to the complainant for her actions on that day.

'It may be said that some of what had been termed banter between them was rather disobliging but the defendant does not seek to excuse or explain her actions. There was also an unfortunate coalition of factors that were impacting on the defendant on that occasion.

I want to join the male feminists ping group but Im not a male feminist

Nice bait

Sounds like she's being extremely islamophobic

Behead her or else the muslim will cry

Yeah just say 29 or some shit. Even if it's preposterous , the foid isn't gonna get mad about it.

Did you know woman CEOs are paid less than male ones? Clear example of the patriarchy

Peak neoliberalism

However, she was spared jail and handed a suspended sentence after Judge Elizabeth Nicholls said she was a 'dedicated, hardworking woman' who posed no risk to the public.

Holy shit this judge is r-slurred, lol.

Hi. I run a firm which organizes children's sleepover parties, my husband Chet works the dumpster behind the local Arby's. Our budget is $935,000.

The eternal white woman.

Meanwhile with moids, someone will tell a 21 year old guy "shit man, you look rough for your early 40s" And they'll just laugh and not give a frick

We need to close the gendered wage gap, women deserve equal pay for the careers we choose

Oh, what does your company do?

>implying that scrotes aren't responsible for the overwhelming majority of irrational violence

Either way dude deserved the glassing for falling into that trap. If she asks this and your answer begins with a 4 you better start pre-emptively ducking

Women very rarely get jail in the UK, they're honorary minorities

those people cant even be trusted with knives how can you expect them to run a country?

!slots200

you might need glasses

Honestly makes me want to drink more because apparently I simp better that way and that's all I care about in life except for cats.

!fellas

he doesn't deliberately overestimate womens' age at bars

Simp

I have twice in the last year been really drunk and talked down to little zoomer girls in a really condescending fashion only to have them point out that they're older than me.

I'm really confused about either your age or you visual acuity.