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:marseywomanmoment2: doesn't believe that muscle growth and fat loss can change your body shape

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1ckaqwh/my_husband_mansplained_to_me_how_i_could_grow/

I'm kind of shaped like a bullfrog :marseychonkerfoid: (broad shoulders, a belly, no butt, slim hips and thighs). I have a heck of time finding pants that fit right. I lost weight and have been trying to find new clothes and I complained to my husband that clothes I try on just don't fit. He believes I can change my body shape through exercise. He's now on my shit list. I'm venting, but if other ladies with my unfortunate body shape can recommend jeans that might fit, please let me know.

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A lot of body fat distribution is hormonally driven. She likely has excess estrogen (which converts to testosterone) so losing weight would definitely change her hormonal profile + in turn body shape. It's really hard for women to gain enough muscle to completely change their shape/fat distribution through that alone though.

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That's a lot of words for "lose weight you fat b-word".

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Everything you typed is a lie in the current golden :marseyrich: age of our lord ozympic. :marsey7o7:

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didnt some news come out that was something like ozempic permanently makes it so your stomache cant digest food or smth like that

found it lmao

https://lawsuitlegalnews.com/ozempic-lawsuit/#:~:text=The%20Ozempic%20and%20Mounjaro%20stomach,of%20risks%20such%20as%20gastroparesis.

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Even better!

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Holy shit :marseyanorexia:

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The Ozempic and stomach connection is more of a 'they are in cahoots'. :#marseygigavaxxer: :#marseychonkerfoidgenocide: :#marseymeds:

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The money :marseypaintermerchant: to be made will shut down any and all opposition. How funny :marseythissmall: will it be for Americans :marseyamericanpearlclutch: to mog on ex soviet :marseytrotsky: block :marseyerasure: balkan state :marseyusa: for being F A T?

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The problem with these types of things is that diabetes also causes stomach paralysis, and guess what ozempic was originally created for

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idfk im not a lawyer or a doctor

but i assume theres something probably there bc ive heard a decent amount about it

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Based doctor's ruining the lives of fatties

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Ozempic might be a stealth population control measure tbh this shit is going to kill millions

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It's literally :marseyme: destroying people's abilities to digest food and leading to mass pants :marseyjeans: pooping lol

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I hope Ozempic turns out to be like Olestra, and gives people the trots or brain-AIDS, because I hate the thought of lazy gluttons having an easy way out of their lack of self control.

DEATH TO FATTIES

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She's a Redditor so she's probably out of shape. But yeah it said she lost weight, she probably just has an unfortunate fat distribution.

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I lost 30 pounds doing keto a few years ago. You'll drop all kinds of fat, but your muscle goes right with it if you don't work out at all.

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excess estrogen (which converts to testosterone)

it doesn't, excess T turns into E but not the other way around

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Pretty sure excess estrogen turns to testosterone in women which is why fat women develop PCOS and grow facial hair? I could be mistaken though.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/171491082080563.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17149164891883316.webp

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I'm guessing fat torso and skinny legs. Basically shaped like a barrel.

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That's Cushing's syndrome.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714910920649334.webp

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that's it!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17149113165199473.webp

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I doubt everyone at Walmart has Cushings but that's what they all look like

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17149160905365458.webp

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https://media.giphy.com/media/h2a2hAO9vtL8rLV7xe/giphy.webp

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It means big stomach and tiny legs/butt.

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Man it must suck to have an unattractive wife. The ugly are just miserable in general.

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Having a fat spouse while not being fat yourself sounds like pure heck.

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You can't enjoy the food you want because it's too unhealthy for her

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Or you cant enjoy it because you see where it leads

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Or because she ate off your plate before you could finish :#marseypig:

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:marseycertifiedangus: :marseysoutherner:

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I've noticed tons of couples lately where the guy is more attractive than the woman, in fact it seems to be more common than the opposite now. Or maybe it's just like that in my neck of the woods. Not sure what all this means just something I've been seeing.

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Or maybe you're just :#gay:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/n4D6c4u8GWhjdYmXca/giphy.webp

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It means you're finally being honest with yourself :marseyhomofascist: :marseylgbtflag3: :marseyhomosupremacist:

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i'm a woman :marseycry:

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Women usually have better style, but the average young man is closer to a healthy body weight and likelier to work out

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BUSHWILLOES HERE SAY THAT IS A SOUTHER THING BECAUSE PEDRO :marseymariachi: AND D'MARCUS :marseyblack: ARE STATICALLY MORE LIKELY TO IN BETTER SHAPE THAN YESENIA AND SHONIQUA, TREND CHANGES WHEN YOU IN MORE MELANIN DEFICIENT COMMUNITIES. I REMEMBER LONG AGO SEEING A GRAPH THAT SHOWED THAT WHITE WOMEN AND KANGZ WERE SOME OF THE SKINNIEST DEMOS IN THE u.s...

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It's because obesity is an epidemic in american women especially in certain places.

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Day of mandatory plastic surgery when?

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*mandatory fat camp

I don't want seemingly normal looking people who are still spiritually fat. We need to awaken the fatoids to rekindle their indomitable human spirit and reclaim their destiny of not taking up the entire sidewalk.

:marseyletsfuckinggo2: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseychonker2: :marseylifting: :marseybuff:

Other plans include putting cocaine in the drinking water instead of fluoride

:marseycocaine:

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but I know plenty of happy ugly people :marseyhmm:

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If you look at the skeletons of people you wont be able to tell which one was a bodybuilder, which one was a influencer wearing yoga pants everywhere and which one was a plus size model. You absolutely can change your body shape with excercise. Body shape is mainly defined by muscle and fat. The amount of both and their ratio is the main things that influence body shape.

If archeologists can look at bones and determine that someone was an archer based on bone structure, then yes, they absolutely can.

>Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably an archer

:marse#ychonkerfoidtalking: :ch#udettetalking:

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Things archaeologists can determine from a skeleton:

  • "Natural" weight for that person

  • type of exercise they did,

  • that she was really funny though

  • that she had to do all the emotional labor raising little Aidyn while he was at work

Things literally impossible to determine from a skeleton:

  • was it male or female
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Lol at the women in there telling her to throw the whole man away because of a comment he made.

Crabs in a bucket

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Good for the man though, he will be rid of the fatty twox poster finally

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both have low self esteem so theyll probably stay togerher

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I'm kind of shaped like a bullfrog

https://media.giphy.com/media/Jj22h3uwov1GlezHhe/giphy.webp

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Ask him to start his daily sets of penile lifts, and get back to you on the results.

First, jelqing is a thing and I'm on unbroken 157 day streak. :gigachad2:

Second, lmao b-word get on a diet plan and in the gym and become a human again.

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jelqing

Straggot nonsense

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>he isn't jelqpilled

ngmi

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I bet you mew too, lmbo.

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U sound like a bug chaser

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:boomerja#m:

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>I'm kind of shaped like a bullfrog

That is the one female body type I don't find attractive... :marseypuke:

Women like that should be forced into gender transition, or at least lesbianism.

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:#marseynorm:

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Pepe

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