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Foids - can't even drown properly in a lake :marseywomanmoment2:

Moids - can drown even in a fountain :marseygigachad:

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The penguin exhibit

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women are a fricking meme jesus christ

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Attention seeking behavior

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B-word :marseyarthoe5: wanted him to kill her dog

:#marseyfluffyannoyed:

I knew a foid in a psychward who kept talking about how she kept thinking :marseythinkorino: about killing :marseymegalodon: her dog before :marseyskellington: killing :marseymegalodon: herself, then absolutely seethed because she abandoned the dog to her parents to go live her best life after the psych ward stuff, and her father :marseyjohnson: developed this real close :marseynoyouzoom: special :marseycheerupretard: relationship with the dog. Dog was his best buddy, seemed to give him life. This b-word :marseyarthoe8: later :marseywave2: never :marseyitsover: shut the frick up about how they stole :marseymimic: the dog from her. I don't think :marseynooticeglow: he ever knew how she kept talking about killing :marseymegalodon: it, but he probably would :marseymid: have lost his shit and actually :marseyakshually: cut her out of his life like he should :marseynorm: have originally. I hated that b-word.

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:marseynerd3:Drowning is the one suicide method where women slightly outperform men, having more fatalities relative to the number of attempts. I mean not this woman, obviously. She fat.

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I bet a lot of them were going for the attention seeking route but outdoor water is actually pretty dangerous compared to the typical foid "attempt" of taking 10 benadryl and writing an overly dramatic poem

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This but unironically.

I bet most are attention seeking pseudo-attempts that turn to accidental actual drowning because they miss the point of no return and actually dont make it back to land.

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Also probably never swam fully clothed before. Wild swimming + full outdoor wear, you need to be a strong swimmer to survive that

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Oh yeah true as well.

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This is also why 90% of rope swing fail videos are women who don't realize they are incapable of holding their own weight.

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How do you know this :marseysquint:

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I am a helpful MAiD nurse! :#marseymaid4:

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woah... hypnotic maid...

:#marseybeandizzy:

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Ooooooo you will get up and walk around a bit every hour oooooooo you will stop drinking :marseymodelo2: alcohol :marseymodelo2: ooooooo you will take your meds as scheduled oooooo :marseymeds: :stoningpills: (Dr. Patel throwing :marseystoning: Nurse :marseytransmerchant: Marsey :marseysmugchristmas: psych med orders).

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Giga foid brain :marseywomanmoment2:

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Those poor cops :marseyxd:

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Now I know the next time I see someone drowning and there's no life vests around I should throw them a fat person.

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