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It was just a kiss lmao
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How did it end up like this
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I used to bartend at weddings and I genuinely couldn't understand the number of people who were like "you know what the perfect song for a wedding dancefloor is? A song about a guy's wife cheating on him! Hey, DJ!"
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I once went to a college graduation thingy where they hand the diplomas, it's customary here to let the grads choose songs to play during the cerimony.
One of the songs was Pumped up Kicks
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feels a bit too late to play it.
I'm going to shoot this school up.
Excuse me. Youre no longer a student here.
frick
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Didn't stop cruz
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I am reliably informed of more than one wedding where they played 'Where The Wild Roses Grow' by Nick Cave and Kylie Minogue, which is about a man bludgeoning a woman to death.
You'd think they'd have learned after getting married to 'I Will Always Love You', a song about a couple who have broken up.
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If you're gonna fantasize about murdering your wife at least do it like they did back then
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Where The Wild Roses Grow, if I recall correctly, is an old murder ballad about killing the prettiest girl in the village because she's not interested, so it might be a classic method as well.
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It's not about a guy's wife cheating on him, it's about an incel getting cucked by chad. You invite your wife's former male best friend to the wedding and play the song trying to make him kill himself or frick a bridesmaid.
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Yeah, I've heard I write sins at every single wedding I've been to as an adult.
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Mr. b requests it
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But he looked so good. (The past is just a convenient justification)
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