Witch fails the breakfast question or carp gets trolled by woman

The comment in question was her posting an imaginary quip in response to "your body, my choice" and then being told it's a joke. Here it is:

https://old.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/1gnkqt7/comment/lweq2md/?context=8

And so I tried to explain the joke

Did chudrick get owned or is this real

I'm confused and distressed

!fellas help


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Ask how she would feel if she were r*ped and watch the paragraphs flow about how she'd feel and how you're threatening her with r*pe. Then you finish her off with "but you weren't r*ped"

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Lmao that's tempting


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Me waking up at 6 am on monday

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Thank you for the benefactor, my liege :marseykneel:

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Def would nail you a suspension lol

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what did she say?

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They really aren't smart enough to follow along with all that

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real

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>Moid moralstragging about abortion

https://media.tenor.com/k4cpCoTWzqgAAAAx/ew.webp


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>ugly fat woman moralstragging about r*pe

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>Oh it was just a joke? Please explain why it is funny. In detail. I do not understand, what does that mean? Please explain further always works

They think this works but actually all it does is make everyone avoid them in particular so they only THINK they've stopped saying it

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The only real women on that sub are fat girls, so you're getting trolled by a fat girl or a man.


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so true queen

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I said "your body, my choice" to the fetus I flushed this morning, but that uppity whore didn't laugh :marseygiveup: I'll try explaining the joke better next time

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This is pretty typical foidery. Like negros their mind can't consider possibilities or alternate views, simply that "I didn't do it, so I don't know and can't comprehend"

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:#marseyxdorbit:

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Hold on a second. If we take her statement that she "never' has breakfast at face value, is her statement not perfectly logical? She has never experienced the state of having had breakfast, and thus has no empirical evidence as to how she specifically would feel. To her, you may as well be asking how she would feel if she were a bird, or a telephone - questions that no human could provide a satisfactory answer for.

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I think I'd feel very excited and free as a bird. Ideally I'd like to be an emperor penguin because they're cute and have a lot of fun but second best would be like a hawk or some other badass bird of prey.

I would feel lots of ways being a bird!!!!!!!


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If I were a bird I would feel like flying

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I don't know, I don't eat breakfast

TBF, this could also be the reply of a super high tier thinker who never eats breakfast and so fully realizes that his conception of how he would feel if he had eaten breakfast is probably not the same as how he would feel in reality if he had eaten breakfast and so hedges against making a definitive claim when he knows it's likely he's going to be wrong.

On the other hand nothing else she is saying gives me the impression that she'd that type of person so whatever...

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She's a regular /r/WitchesVsPatriarchy poster, if that helps clarify her giant brain


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>afraid of being wrong

Still subhuman

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Obviously a bot. Nobody real posts on reddit anymore.

@Bussy-boy do you use reddit or eat breakfast?

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Of course I do. I don't wanna die of malnutrition.

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How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning

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I am not hungry. I ate my breakfast this morning. I also ate dinner last night.

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You would die of malnutrition if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?

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Nah. A healthy breakfast is needed to ward off the hunger pangs throughout the day.

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:#marseyobesescaletalking:

Being hungry for a couple of hours is not the same thing as starving.

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No that's not what I said at all. I'm talking about warding off hunger pangs caused by your poor diet.

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That's what you said before.

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Your honor, I was merely pretending to be fat not actually being fat. I demand you acquit

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Motion granted. Case dismissed :marseyjudge:

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skipping breakfast is a typical fat person thing. eating a nutritious meal in the morning keeps you from overeating or eating convenience/fast food/junk later in the day

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The typical fat person is constantly eating because they're addicted to sugar.

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except for at breakfast

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:#marseysurejan:

Have you considered they may be lying about their food intake?

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Haha, I bet he thought my triple birthday cake frappuccino counts as breakfast. Moron. Haha-BLAAARGH-hahaha

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Carp, you don't understand, I nearly fell out of my fricking chair when I got to the punchline, you can't do this to me :soycry: :marseyrofl:

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:#carpfisherman:

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Do you want me to c*m tribute her for you? Just say the word.

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Her breakfast, her choice :marseychonkerfoid:

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